Remember Aaron Zachary Scott’s passport? It’s the one that that nasty label boss Joe Angular used to get into some shitty festival a month ago and then turned it into an autograph book for all the wonderful celebrities one can rub shoulders with when you’re dancing on the bleeding edge of the music industry. Well, now glance beneath and you can feast your peepers on the scribbles of the celebrated few, and once you’ve done that, you can buy the thing! And hold it in your hands! Or frame it!

An exciting start you’ll agree…

Nick Grimshaw, Joshua Horrors, Peaches Geldof

Vice: So, were you nervous about approaching celebrities?
Joe Angular: Only when sober and only when talking to Jarvis.

What was Russell Bloc Party like? Is it true he’s strong as an ox?
That’s Kele, Russell was demure, but still very exciting.

Jarvis Cocker, Stef Klaxons

How did you get involved in the autograph industry?
Well, Russell was the first, and he really gave me the courage. The girl he was with seemed faintly amused by the whole exchange. I felt a bit embarrassed, and that was that.

Didn’t you put his first record out?
Yeah.

And he didn’t recognise you?
No.

Russell Bloc Party, Little Boots

Jazzwand? Pixie Geldof? Rakim? Who knows, it's illegible

Cory Kennedy, Jamie Klaxons

Daisy Lowe, Will Cameron (her boyfriend)

Um, the guys from Phish writing as one?

La Rude

Florence Welch and some thick-figured illiterate

Alex Kapranos, Anthony Rossomando, and someone else. Michael Winner?

Clearly this is a collectors’ item. Start the bidding at £3.50.