GIRLS are a San Franciscan four-piece that make wishy-washy poppy rock music that has all sorts of journalists and A&Rs really excited. They, like all new bands who crave attention and pussy, spent a few weeks in London recently. We caught up with them in Soho the other night before one of their shows to film an interview. We took them to a sex shop because ageing guys like all that stuff and because we’re cheap.
BILLIE JD
He’s in that 19-23 college stage where he’s finally out of Mom and Dad’s and he’s allowed to do whatever he wants so he eats Mars bars for dinner and dresses like a homeless raver that just got attacked by dogs and when his girlfriend pulls back his foreskin to reveal 2 cups worth of pungent dick cheese he goes, “That’s my independence.”
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We love these East Village tweakers who broadcast public-access TV shows from their mother’s living room in Alphabet City. They are the real New York, and the neighborhood would suck without them. Never go away, Crimson Bernie!
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Reader Comments
June 1st, 2009
what a stupid reporter…..
June 1st, 2009
Seriously annoying bitch
June 1st, 2009
seriously annoying band
June 1st, 2009
how did they not just slap her? i love that they gave her a gag :D go GIRLS
June 1st, 2009
right fair enough they are a shit band but to be interviewed by nauseatingly sarcastic twat is rude….. It’s so easy to be condescending ….. Stupid silver spoon rich twat reporter….
June 1st, 2009
fuck that. she’s great.
June 1st, 2009
Girls is a lame name. Billie is a good name
June 1st, 2009
That interviewer is on par of doucheyness with Peaches Geldoff.
Fuck off.
June 1st, 2009
haha. give that rich cunt a gag, and then piss in her anus.
June 1st, 2009
You could see a little glint in their eyes as she tried taking them out with that whiny bitch voice, they had it all planned.
I loved how they got her back in the end.
June 1st, 2009
shut up all you billy haters mark my words
June 1st, 2009
Raymonds brother. Drawler.
June 1st, 2009
‘get me a present’. fuck. off.
June 1st, 2009
hahahahahahahaahahahahahaha. Amazing.
June 2nd, 2009
That horrible little posh cunt doing the interview fills me with rage.
June 2nd, 2009
I’d like to gag her with my cock. Then beat her repeatedly afterwards. The bitch wasn’t annoying as the band though, they were a typical couple of losers who are getting nowhere in life.
June 2nd, 2009
you’re a heinous cretin Fishsticks. go fuck your mom
June 2nd, 2009
Anyone who has heard this band play live will attest to how good they are. They seriously deserve much better than this stuck up little bitch. She obviously isn’t intelligent enough to pull off this whole ‘vice’ persona she’s trying to adopt. She totally embarrassed herself..
June 2nd, 2009
she thinks she’s hot shit…but she’s cold diarrhea
June 3rd, 2009
Yeah that Billie is a twat. why is she working for us?
June 3rd, 2009
Honestly, this girl is such a twat.
June 3rd, 2009
@ the interview - painful, car-crash stuff here. Amusing attitude towards age. I guess being such a prodigy - having reached the dizzy zenith of life that is asking inane, try-hard controversial questions on nathanbarley.com at such a young age herself qualifies her opinion there though.
@Fishsticks - I guess you’re a typical example of someone who is going somewhere in life then? If so, I’m not sure I’d like to go anywhere at all.
June 3rd, 2009
Wow - amazing how a precocious 16 year old girl with fake ID trying so hard to get a job on T4 manages to come across like the worst person in the world. Epic fail.
June 4th, 2009
..now I’m pretty sure I left a comment here the other day saying something along the lines of the interviewer looks as if she’s had a stroke at the begining of the video,(one side of her face is all like in the down direction!) But the comment isnt here any more!!!
Cant have been as offensive as some of the above comments!!
Dont be so touchy!!
July 4th, 2009
this girl is boring. and why is her voice so monotone and low? is she actually a guy?
July 8th, 2009
man o man, what a spoilt/talentless fucking bitch - love how the band got her back in the end. is this the best VICE can come up with??? jezuz
July 11th, 2009
Billie is so fucking arrogant…seriously she thinks that because she looks pretty she doesnt need to have character in the way she interviews…
she is soooo dead outtttttt!!!!!
flippin hell, almost fell asleep
WAKE UP GAL
(too much coke)
July 13th, 2009
how did the band get her back?
July 14th, 2009
mqMJwN
July 15th, 2009
shes great vice sucks though
September 10th, 2009
Jesus, watch that jealousy rage… She’s got more balls than the whole of the pussy-footing muso journalism industry combined whilst they mull over Explosions in the Sky from the End of the Road press tent. Fucking wix.
October 15th, 2009
hahaha…’like, portishead…’
killer
November 7th, 2009
this bird is the best reporter, well funny!
December 6th, 2009
Nobody seems to get that she’s being totally toungue in cheek. She doesn’t give a fuck about age obviously…Kate Bush. Just thinks they’re shit