We can get behind the old standby of using someone’s face as a stool. Cake-sitting is even semi-acceptable, mostly because it’s pretty funny to watch. But people really get off on watching a self-described “big butt mistress” smoosh the heads of plastic baby dolls like a car crusher at a junk yard? What’s next, ghost porn? Oh for fuck’s sake.
I wonder if a travelling homo has ever got off on a “straight panic” defense after beating up the Gucci boot-boy they went home with only to discover he just wanted to sit on the couch and coke out over Sebastien Tellier 12-inches.
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This fucking dickweed, douchebag, black hole of all our hatred was covered not in mud but in PEANUT BUTTER! He reeked up the entire venue for the whole show and every time we tried to strangle him we were overcome with dry heaves.
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Reader Comments
June 23rd, 2009
weirdddddddddddddddd
June 23rd, 2009
wow. ghosts have ginormous bushes. i bet their pussies smell like death.
June 23rd, 2009
what exactly is erotic about it? the large ass or the smooshed baby head? I hope its the large ass, but these people are freaky so you never know…
June 23rd, 2009
there i zombie porn so I guess ghost porn was bound to happen too
June 23rd, 2009
the idea is pretty awful but the gold bodysuit is pretty awesome. you know this lady is a mild-mannered corporate working girl and her coworkers have no idea she does this in her spare time.
June 23rd, 2009
This is okay but if someone made infant butt plugs that would be crossing the line. Obama dildos were just raunchy enough.
June 23rd, 2009
i’d like a big ol’ butt to sit on my face too
June 23rd, 2009
@keiths uncle, i never thought i would see the day when infnants and butt plugs would be used in the same sentance. shame on you!
June 23rd, 2009
I’ve got nuthin’. That was just bizarre. The ghost sketches were hot. If it was anime’ porn I’d probably steal it.
July 9th, 2009
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