America needs to take a cue from Japan and get some more theme bars going. Imagine a hospital one where Nurse Beer here brings you a round every 30 minutes or so, holding it up like it’s the cure for all your ills (which it is).
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Every small town bar has that one single mom/ older-sister type that is so fucking funny you wonder who the fuck dumped her in the first place.
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Is it not awkward to find yourself at the urinal at the same time as your boss or your dad? http://su.pr/1uGPn8
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Reader Comments
May 26th, 2009
5:06 pm
yet another brilliant observational tale from the nation of scotland’s finest lyricist. if you like this check out the atheist’s lament from aidan’s brilliant album how to get to heaven from scotland
June 11th, 2009
5:21 pm
Aidan dahlink…why fight the unnatural preternatural truth? You fool!
G.
July 1st, 2009
10:59 am
only what we hear see touch taste, what about what we feel?
I feel there’s more to life than what we see touch taste hear
and science continuously proves there is more to life than we could ever know or understand
black holes-dark matter-non linear time-and how our magnetism works
love you all the same though aidan, i’ll always remember shepherds bush and ATP
look forward to seeing you again sometime