Guys can get over zealous when having a real-life sex with a naked girl. After all, you’ve got to be quick because at any moment the poor lady might realise what a disgusting thing they’re letting you do. Rigorous pumping can be dangerous – you may have ripped a dick at some point, or bruised a pussy – but hopefully you’ve never actually broken a bone, or a boner. In Jamaica though, they take sex seriously, and according to doctors out there, cases of broken cock have trebled, thanks to daggering.
If you don’t know what daggering is, basically it’s the kind of sex that racist C of E parents think their daughters are having on holiday. Your wild nights of arse-fingering, dirty talk, and doggy fucking looks like the Pope starching his robe compared to these guys. The trend began with some simulated fucking on the dance floors and has now moved to the bedroom. Daggering is apparently the Jamaican answer to the European art of cabin stabbing, which is much the same as daggering only with less Old Spice. Basically, the dude stabs his cock so hard into a pussy that he is able to smash full on into her pubic bone, simultaneously fracturing her and snapping his cock so bad the damage is permanent. Ouch.
JUSTIN MULCAHY
Reader Comments
April 30th, 2009
2:53 pm
how lame!? what the fuck is happening Vice.
April 30th, 2009
3:11 pm
this is fucking shit
April 30th, 2009
8:45 pm
shut up vice this is a shit article i will kill you
April 30th, 2009
9:07 pm
This is like when the bigger boys at school know all the naughty words because they’re older and cooler. ‘Daggering’ hehehehe ‘Don’t you know what it means?’ Andy Capper’s mum knows what it means. Weak stuff…..
April 30th, 2009
9:13 pm
this is so funny. i’m glad vice covered it. jamaicans are so horny. i enjoy dancehall music. there is a tune by tony matterhorn about vaginal reconstruction called ” come quick” i really enjoy that one a lot.
a couple of friends and i watched a 2 hour dvd of the passa passa rave after taking some acid.
they were daggering everwhere, even on top of a JCB.
dagger dat
May 1st, 2009
11:24 am
Yes I do know what daggering is; I’ve known ever since this story broke about three weeks ago and got covered extensively elsewhere.
If you’ve given up on being funny, at least try staying relevant.
May 1st, 2009
9:51 pm
Daggering is a dance…& yes, it’ll make your pubic regions swell.
May 2nd, 2009
6:44 pm
this is retarded
May 2nd, 2009
7:52 pm
man trust fucking jamaacians i swear down everyone in jamaica is turning into akon
May 4th, 2009
8:47 am
Savages
July 13th, 2009
9:17 pm
dUaOMI