Last week at school I got in trouble for refusing to grass on a couple of my classmates who snuck a boy into the gates at lunchtime.
This guy cycled inside with a few girls and sat in our class for an hour or so unnoticed. I mean, I didn’t even notice he was there until someone passed me a note saying so. I don’t even know why they bother trying to register us, seeing as the majority of our lessons are taught by supplies. Girls from all years and forms just join different classes and shout, “HERE MISS” when the name of someone absent is called.
Anyway, this guy wasn’t a boyfriend of anyone; I think he was just there to chat up girls. “Wag1 my size?” We’re branded as being a really easy bunch, which is pretty fair to be honest. Promiscuity tends to be quite a tricky game to play though – it’s not cool to be a “sket”, but girls will rate you for being able to play a group of guys. This afternoon I was talking about this to my friend Shaniqua, and she said, “I love my boyfriend, yea, but, like, I still like my links as well.”

Our year is quite a broody one. There are currently four pregnant girls in year 11 and my friend just had a baby girl. The father, who was from the local college, left halfway through the pregnancy, he was barely any older than she was though so it’s not much of a surprise. Yesterday the girl uploaded an album of pictures of the baby on Facebook. One photo was of it wearing a babygrow that said, “Daddy’s Girl” – Can’t work out if that’s an in-joke or a pathetic cry for help.
A lot of people put things like this pregnancy boom down to the school being single sex – like we’re so desperate for male attention that we think having a bun in the oven is worth it to have contact with real live BOIS (OMG!) Wrong. It’s simply that the help we’re being given has gone full circle. It’s all very well providing social workers, policewomen, and PSHE specialists into inner city secondary schools, but giving sex and drugs so much exposure, in such a free speaking environment, just leads girls to believe that if they did choose to have a baby at 15, they’ll probably be okay. I mean, a lot of other people have done it, I know, I learned about it.
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Reader Comments
April 20th, 2009
This gals just bitter cus no one will smash her pasty in
April 20th, 2009
Probably one of the best bloggers on here. Keep it up, most of the others are just liberal toss-pots who live in their little PC bubble. Nice to see someone saying it how it is.
April 20th, 2009
ring ring……hello? Booooooooring
who cares.
April 20th, 2009
you like fishsticks? as in, you like to put them in your mouth? what are you, a gay fish?
April 20th, 2009
“Daddy’s Girl” – Can’t work out if that’s an in-joke or a pathetic cry for help.”
That was hilarious.. I’m loving this school blog.. I wish someone from Greycoats was brave and eloquent enough to write something similar about that shit-hole!
April 20th, 2009
aYe Up PusSy OlE Y u VioLaTIN iT. I lEft DaT hO cuZ sHe MasH & dASHD mY mAnz StYLA. Dun HyPe DaT SIS.
April 21st, 2009
i live in pure confusion of what life will be like when these children are the adults and their kids are running a muck. give it 2-3 more generations and i think it will be basically organised neanderthalism
April 21st, 2009
Nice work. I went to an all girls Convent school ( loooong time ago -gutted) and despite the nuns running pregnant/just dropped girls out of the school if they came to visit, enough girls got pregnant during school or just after that it was still an issue. I can only imagine what it must be like now.
Sure it’s PC to talk about how you might make it if you get pregnant at 15, but I reckon it must be better than telling them they’re going to hell and making them live in Magdalene Laundries.
Still fucking sad though.
April 21st, 2009
Hey Fishsticks, fuck you pal.
April 23rd, 2009
Teenage pregnancies are common in London…at my school, there are 5 people pregnant in year 11, and 2 year 10’s have already given birth to their babies. Being a mum at any age below 16 is super-skanky…once you pass 17, you’re just seen as cool for having a mini version of yourself.
April 25th, 2009
i got three f’s at school-find em, fuck em , forget em
April 26th, 2009
I have that same duvet cover. I’m sitting on it right now.
August 18th, 2009
write more columns!!