When it comes to technology the whole world is in constant awe of the Japanese. They live in houses built from lightweight emotional fabrics that fold into an average shirt pocket and their children are born with circuit boards in the back of their eyes. However, all the digital sushi on Earth won’t save them unless they start using their techy skills for something more useful than lame, boring, interactive “porn“. If I understood computers like them I’d be building a machine to stop meteors from crashing into earth, or to turn North Korea’s intergalactic death-ray into a flower pot that crapped money, not looking at girl’s pants. That’s what AA ads are for.
Reader Comments
April 15th, 2009
What’s wrong with this? It’s not like anyone else is using this technology right now. Don’t forget the same technology that allows surgeons to operate over the internet was developed from technology that allowed nerds to make love to their computers. Onward noble perverts and god speed.
April 18th, 2009
i’m quite curious to how this actually works.
October 14th, 2009
Well simple technology. But TOTALLY useless because whos going to wanna sit with an arched neck for half an hour when you’re trying to jack off over that poor Japanese girls floral undies? It would be good if you’re tv/ monitor was big enough to get the woman life size, standing in front of you till then its rubbish.
Why are we not using Wii motes to virtually jack ourselves off yet?