According to her will, this PETA woman wants to be cooked up and served as barbecue, made into a leather purse, nailed up in front of some Indian leather fair every year, have her legs made into umbrella stands for sale in India, have her eyeball somehow taxidermized and sent to the EPA, have her index finger sent to the management of Barnum and Baileys, have her liver sent to France and displayed in public, have one ear sent to the Canadian Parliament and the other mounted outside an abattoir in Mumbai, have her thumb mounted and sent to somebody who has hurt animals in the year of her death, and have a portion of her heart buried next to the Hockenheim, Germany horse-racing track - all to protest human treatment of animals.
So in order to satisfy your last wishes, your next of kin has to make a career out of hustling the different parts of your body across the globe and convince what, like five different tradesmen to chop you apart and make specialized mounts, and then deal with the property owners of a bunch of companies you’ve spent your life ragging on ? Real nice. Did you ever think about leaving them a few contacts to get started, or I don’t know, look into the legality of any of this? You’ve basically consigned your former colleagues to spend a fortune hunting down the world’s shadiest butchers and taxidermists while your corpse lies a mouldering in their office (probably). I mean, come on, the travel bills alone would be in the tens of thousands.
Reader Comments
March 4th, 2009
12:04 pm
what a dick.
it will change or improve nothing.
March 4th, 2009
1:29 pm
Aren’t there greater atrocities to focus on?
March 4th, 2009
5:19 pm
fucking metal… mayhem’s got nothing on her.
March 4th, 2009
5:54 pm
Nothing’s shocking…
Eat some bacon and get over it.
March 5th, 2009
9:03 pm
shit, this just made me think of that website manbeef.com, which i just discovered no longer exists, but it was a intricately put together hoax site where you could supposedly order cuts of human meat.
she should have used a picture where she doesn’t look like a substitute teacher if she really wants people to eat her. look at that face, i can’t eat that. a close-up of a fatty thigh on the other hand…
March 5th, 2009
9:04 pm
So it’s all save the geese and save the seals and then she gets to J) and decides to declare her love for Formula One? Something smells fishy.
March 5th, 2009
9:04 pm
ingrid looks a lot like my friend’s mom that while i’ve certainly considered killing her, wouldn’t be able to eat. she has way too much garlic in her diet. or, maybe that’s in reality a good thing like flavor injections in a roast beef. wow, there sure are a lot of things to ponder being a human chef.
March 5th, 2009
9:04 pm
I would eat this bitch….ALIVE!!!! No, seriously though, this bitch is crazy, and really no one cares what she does with her body after shes dead. I will, however, look out for her obituary and immediately go on a puppy smashing rampage in hopes of getting the ever coveted “Thumb of Ingrid” .
March 5th, 2009
9:05 pm
A bit of garlic and some fresh herbs…hmmmm…bon appetite.
March 5th, 2009
9:05 pm
Dude! Hook her up with the Japanese cannibal you wrote about! Match made in heaven.
March 5th, 2009
9:05 pm
good job getting rid of the sign-up feature you motherfucking animals
i don’t eat meat but this bitch is awful and i’m sure..a racist
March 5th, 2009
9:07 pm
I want so badly to eat human flesh
March 5th, 2009
9:07 pm
God I hate PETA. Acting like a fucktard is proven to, in no way what-so-ever, benefit the cause said fucktard is attempting to benefit.
Still, read this while listening to the audio, and its awesome.
March 20th, 2009
1:12 pm
obviously the middle finger would be the optimal choice to have someone sent that you dont like. what the fuck is she thinking. thumb :|. might aswell have gone the whole path and had them chop out the rectum & sent it with the thumb inserted.
i want that bitches thumb.
March 30th, 2009
3:34 pm
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