I love my girlfriend
What’s the most romantic thing you can think of? I think the most romantic thing I can think of is watching my girlfriend kill herself by eating the fried chicken equivalent of me. Luckily, while once my narcissistic feeding fantasies were pretty niche, now Britain’s favourite chain of Portuguese restaurants is catering for it. You see for Valentines Day, Nandos, in conjunction with fat girl’s magazine More, are giving away the chance for a hungry young Valentine Princess to eat her boyfriend’s weight in chicken, for free!
I entered this competition at least fifteen times so I’m pretty sure I’ve won. I can’t wait to see the look on my girlfriend’s toilet when she gets back with the annual diet of a Brixton homeless dude in her gut. It’s going to be a magical night.
ALEX MILLER
Reader Comments
February 10th, 2009
6:16 pm
Haha - “fat girl’s magazine MORE’
Nandos does rule though. Girlfriends who can eat my weight in it though…not so much.
February 10th, 2009
9:33 pm
it was nice of her to put her eyeshadow on before smearing barbeque jizz all over her face.
February 10th, 2009
9:33 pm
That doesn’t look like chicken!
February 10th, 2009
9:34 pm
one good thing about this: you will literally be able to fuck the shit out of her.
February 10th, 2009
10:33 pm
better stock up on lysol and a back-up plunger for this
February 11th, 2009
11:41 am
“one good thing about this: you will literally be able to fuck the shit out of her.”
this is so close to making sense
February 11th, 2009
11:42 am
I’d take my girlfriend out for dinner right after the competition. if she refused, i’d fucking dump her.
February 11th, 2009
3:02 pm
I AM ENTERING THIS
my boyfriend is one of those very skinny indie types, so it wont be that much…