Fuck, I can’t read that shit at all.
JONATHAN ROCKWELL
Fuck, I can’t read that shit at all.
JONATHAN ROCKWELL
Every bar has that one regular who hikes up his shorts, wears Chinese accountant socks and gets real ornery every time the bartender’s boyfriend comes by.
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Reader Comments
February 26th, 2009
4:38 pm
I have a headache.
February 26th, 2009
5:27 pm
Hopefully its just shit handwriting on its way out.
February 26th, 2009
5:28 pm
Dear Rockwell.
You write like a woman. Or someone from 1890.
Love from Fiona
February 26th, 2009
6:01 pm
KISS KISS KISS. keep it simple! stupid.
February 26th, 2009
6:16 pm
It’s some kind of code. rough Translation: blah blah blah ‘handwriting’, blah blah blah ‘google’, ‘mistakes’ and ‘evolution’.
And there’s no reason why you can’t compensate for the lack of a ‘delete button on [that] pen’ by drafting it on yr. computer 1st.
February 26th, 2009
6:42 pm
I like your capital ‘F’s, like in February.
February 26th, 2009
8:50 pm
Aren’t you supposed to write your own address in the top right hand corner, not the one you’re writing to? Else how does the recipient know who to write back to…
February 26th, 2009
10:27 pm
Tom, the letter is from Jonathan Rockwell.The Post is by Jonathan Rockwell. Letter to; Viceland readers. So write an article, in shitty handwriting, about how shitty handwriting is…….it damn near writes itself.
February 27th, 2009
11:19 am
scraping the barrel, arent we?
February 27th, 2009
12:26 pm
Don’t see the problem. It clearly states:
“Dean Virelased redders,
Do “escherts” lave found that the ancient ant of handurniting is dying out. Affanently in a cenxuriy on oo, oun acrawlingo will only be legifle to escherts.”
Etc.
(Realised this is taking longer than I expected. Joke not as funny as the work required, so…)
February 28th, 2009
11:06 pm
hand lettering says so much more than type - even the ugliest and most unreadable can be beautiful and so much more personal; i don’t think it will ever be ‘on its way out’.
March 2nd, 2009
10:20 am
i like your handwriting, and i hate this new generation of handwriting which is just shit big printing.
March 2nd, 2009
2:09 pm
My handwriting is awful and I don’t understand why it’s not as good as my friends because I am definitely smarter than her…