I have a headache.

Hopefully its just shit handwriting on its way out.

Dear Rockwell.

You write like a woman. Or someone from 1890.

Love from Fiona

KISS KISS KISS. keep it simple! stupid.

It’s some kind of code. rough Translation: blah blah blah ‘handwriting’, blah blah blah ‘google’, ‘mistakes’ and ‘evolution’.

And there’s no reason why you can’t compensate for the lack of a ‘delete button on [that] pen’ by drafting it on yr. computer 1st.

I like your capital ‘F’s, like in February.

Aren’t you supposed to write your own address in the top right hand corner, not the one you’re writing to? Else how does the recipient know who to write back to…

Tom, the letter is from Jonathan Rockwell.The Post is by Jonathan Rockwell. Letter to; Viceland readers. So write an article, in shitty handwriting, about how shitty handwriting is…….it damn near writes itself.

scraping the barrel, arent we?

Don’t see the problem. It clearly states:

“Dean Virelased redders,

Do “escherts” lave found that the ancient ant of handurniting is dying out. Affanently in a cenxuriy on oo, oun acrawlingo will only be legifle to escherts.”

Etc.

(Realised this is taking longer than I expected. Joke not as funny as the work required, so…)

hand lettering says so much more than type - even the ugliest and most unreadable can be beautiful and so much more personal; i don’t think it will ever be ‘on its way out’.

i like your handwriting, and i hate this new generation of handwriting which is just shit big printing.

My handwriting is awful and I don’t understand why it’s not as good as my friends because I am definitely smarter than her…