the pens are actually from woolworths. if you keep them for a few years i’m sure you could sell them for thousands!

I’d rather you not publish this meaningless dross and save the “creativity” for a rainy day.

ps. i got a special pressie from my mum this year: sex. we fucked like 2 dogs all night long. the bitches are dirty up in birmingham i tell thee

yeahsure - FUCK OFF

what the hell was that comment about? i just dry heaved.

i tore that bitch a new asshole.

people are so witty on the internet.

the walking egg is good!

people really scare me. why would anyone write a comment like “yeahsure”.
creepy stuff

i think the frame is good it looks real nice

but that akon junk maaaaaaaaannn in my religion you only give something when it means something and if you want it but you intended to give it to someone else it is better to give it to that person

calvin kline boxers whats wrong with that

Fuck me, it’s like someones gone down Lewisham market and been coerced into buying the entire stock of some Turkish bastards stall.

wanna swap the pens for tracy chapman’s latest album? it’s still in its plastic wrap and everything.

lol

i found yeahsure to be rather amusing. i wish i could have sex with my mum too. out here in sydney we shag sheep.

i would place the tea light holder below the photoframe. they are very complimentary to each other.
p.s. is your family poor?

i got socks

i wish i got socks

At least my pants were from Marks and Spencers.

i’ll swap you my mum for all of your stuff. deal?

I only got socks, wish I got pants. everyone knows M&S pants are nothing like they used to be since they were subcontracted to China, like Converse. Burton on the other hand are in the ascendant

LOL & I Thought My Presents Were Bad. Awww.

hahaha
Thpse monkey key covers are from where I work.
I was amazed at how many people bought them this year.

do they call underwear pants in england?

Monkey Key Heads: Urban Outfitters

My co-worker got me a $15 iTunes gift card, which I found worthless, since I steal music.

What did you get your mum, Prancehall?

What did you get your mum, Prancehall?

i think we all know what i got my mum

Getting free stuff sucks! Don’t be a tool!

I got given pajamas made for a six year old. I mean, I am pretty thin, but what the fuck; I’d have to weigh like 60 pounds to even be close to fitting into these things.
Plus, they aren’t even the funny kind with x-men on them or something. They are just shit pajamas made for someone fifteen years younger than me.

pants? those are called boxers you limey bastard

i raped prancehall

Bootleggers in Pakistan didn’t need to read Vice to make bootleg American Apparel jeans. HA!

fairplay all i got was a ps3 and tv u cunt

Calvins? buff mate, buff.

Watching American TV programs conjures up all kinds of weird pictures when they start talking about their “pants”, or even better their “fannies”.

“Your mums fanny is so big, it don’t fit inside her pants”…………. what!

Dude, all i got was a hossing book whilst my brothers got a bike and guitar hero world tour!

NOT FAIR!

i got a picnic basket

i got a tent and went camping with my friends

Um, be grateful your presents are actually alright. You can use nearly all of them and give the candle to a hippy friend for birthday presents. If you actually care about the label on your underwear, you’ve got problems. Only poor people care about labels.

haha i got those monkey head key covers too but i live in melbourne. hmmmm no UO over here so who knows where they came from.

i got arrested for Christmas…. =(

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