Remember these handsome guys? They are members of the BNP and they were shot a couple of years ago at some rally to protest against all the muslims in Christian churches. They did such a good job that today, in 2008, the Koran is STILL not being taught by any vicars, priests or nuns or in any way being connected with God and the baby Jesus.
Despite their amazing work, some critics said that their look was a little dated and that maybe the BNP should have a look at updating their style and general something something about public image. So we were delighted to receive a new photo of some BNP members who were snapped by one of our friends shortly after putting one of their totally brilliant leaflets with hardly any spelling mistakes in through his front letter box.
Click through to see the new faces of reasonable hate.
Check it out Mr. Brown and Mr. Cameron. The BNP are shaping up. With fresh young members and cunning use of fake tan and hair dye, the new face of the BNP is one we’re very excited about and one we’re destined to see grinning from the steps of Downing Street soon.
Look at that photo and imagine listening to Starship’s ‘Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now’ . The future’s bright, the future’s white.













Reader Comments
November 28th, 2008
1:53 pm
that guy looks like he’s related to oasis
November 28th, 2008
2:19 pm
they’ve all got blue eyes
November 28th, 2008
3:52 pm
‘totally brilliant leaflets with hardly any spelling mistakes’
‘having our phone numbers nad emails’
lol.
November 28th, 2008
4:21 pm
haha. what a bunch of cool dudes. i know what i’m voting next time around. anything to get into that crew
November 28th, 2008
4:39 pm
these guys. their favourite political party of all time is the nazis, whose biggest strength was their presentation skills. what gives?
November 28th, 2008
7:15 pm
Talk about “reasonable.”
Explain why Allah gets pissed off. Explain why he gets pissed off even ONCE if he’s God.
November 28th, 2008
9:46 pm
Wayne wears Gap shirt, Primark jacket and American Apparel underwear
November 29th, 2008
1:44 am
a suburban bnp party would be so badass
November 29th, 2008
4:55 am
BNP is like that bland white glop served in a dirty bowl to poor orphan’s, reluctantly.
What a bunch of fuddy-duddy’s, and they never seem to just die off.
November 29th, 2008
8:20 pm
BNP stands for BE NICE PEOPLE
these people are Freedom, their way is the Way
the guy with the brows looks like a rip raper
November 30th, 2008
12:42 am
‘Moaning’? They might be cunts but that doesn’t make it OK to leak their full contact details. It’s only a short step away from leaking the details of anyone you disagree so people can go and threaten their kids. This in the same week that anti-terror police were used to arrest a front bench member of the opposition. Not democracy. Either the party should be banned, or it should be legal, in which case no breach of voter anonymity. It doesn’t really work both ways.
November 30th, 2008
12:59 pm
Do you read the news? Who do you think leaked their details? Gordon Brown?
November 30th, 2008
2:08 pm
No. Where did I say that? It doesn’t matter who leaked it. A democratic society could take responsibility to bring the leak under control, rather than leave it out there.
November 30th, 2008
3:43 pm
I stopped taking advice on democracy from people called Adolf a long time ago. Good to see you stil sticking it to The Man though, mein fuhrer.
November 30th, 2008
9:22 pm
Ridiculous. Whose seen Roll Deep vs the BNP video? http://whathehellewonders.blogspot.com/2008/11/roll-deep-vs-bnp.html. Nice.
November 30th, 2008
9:59 pm
Does that mean you used to take advice on democracy from people called Adolf? What put you off? Are you really really old and the sight of jews and gays and gypos being burnt made you think it was a bad idea? Good call.
December 1st, 2008
12:38 am
I have to agree with Adolf (er, bloke above, not Adolf Hitler). BNP members - misguided, pathetic twats that they are - should have the same data protection rights as everyone else.
December 1st, 2008
10:27 am
No, it’s because a long time ago I knew tit-faced cock-muncher called Adolf who gave me some really bad democracy advice and I’ve distrusted Adolfs on the subject of democracy ever since. Does this make me as blinkered and knee-jerk as your typical BNP member? Perhaps. But I’m too old to change.
December 1st, 2008
3:51 pm
His mum should have known better really.
December 1st, 2008
8:41 pm
That picture is still mesmerizing. I remember when you first ran it, coming by almost daily and just staring at it for like 15 minutes at a time, trying to figure out every separate guy’s deal. At some point i had a mental schematic with all their names, jobs (or lack thereof), marital status, and the “final straw” which made them join BNP. All I can remember right now is that the guy in the blue jacket and the creepy looking ghost dude over his shoulder were gay, although the jacket guy was still married.
My favorite part is how the only reasonably dressed guy is the one holding the sign, which instantly makes him the least reasonable of the lot.
December 4th, 2008
5:10 pm
im more fascinated with the conversation between adolf and MJ than with this whole article.
December 4th, 2008
5:15 pm
where does that guy live, brookside close? tanned dude looks like he could be the writer of brookside.
December 4th, 2008
6:10 pm
Two things.
1.)That woman looks like a dalek with a tan.
2.)What the fuck is happening with those eyebrows? Are they allowed to vote?
December 4th, 2008
6:17 pm
Just look at the man 3rd in from the left in the top picture. His chin is MESMERISING. He looks like Desperate Dan, if Desperate Dan was a fat racist.
December 4th, 2008
6:38 pm
If it takes 5 of these people to put a leaflet though a door I’m not listening to a word they say.
December 4th, 2008
7:26 pm
fascist, racist fuckers but I have to agree with the data protection act stuff.
How would you like to be outed on the internet as tousle haired, tight jean wearing, nice people? Strange guys phoning you up and jacking off, the sound of their breath quickening, a tremor building, punctuated by small swallows that should be so small you couldn’t hear them… if it wasn’t for the deafening silence on the end of the phone. All that and teenagers yelling CAAANNT! down the phone.
December 4th, 2008
11:48 pm
thats my father your talking about, he once shot two racoons with five bullets. and one of the racoons was winona ryder, now call him a caant
December 4th, 2008
11:49 pm
yeh tell em roger. actually the racoon was a racoon, winona ryder died ten years ago
December 5th, 2008
9:38 am
winona ryder is fit.
December 5th, 2008
2:34 pm
just the kind of people we don’t need in the gene pool.
December 5th, 2008
2:36 pm
actually the young guy looks like a fat version of the bloke who presents that awful home video show…
December 6th, 2008
8:11 pm
fuck em, now they have a taste of what it’s like for the poor fuckers whose letter boxes these cunts put dogshit through. I think it’s a sense of karma biting them on their nazi arses.
December 7th, 2008
3:29 am
How does that guy look like he’s “related to oasis”, you twat?
December 7th, 2008
8:18 am
The Koran is all about God (Allah) and one of the main prophets of Islam is Jesus (Issah). So the Koran IS being taught in churches around the country as many of the Biblical stories are in the Koran. Kiss my chuddies!!
December 9th, 2008
1:22 pm
BNP stands for Brown Not Pink, people have got them all wrong.
December 9th, 2008
4:20 pm
great examples of the master race
December 10th, 2008
1:04 am
‘Many Biblical stories are in the Koran’? The Koran is a mish-mash of tales taken from the Bible you div…
December 10th, 2008
3:15 pm
they look fucking cool, i like that dudes eyebrows and hair thing. when the BNP get into power they should instill this look on our youth!
December 12th, 2008
3:25 pm
why hide behind all this cynacism ,thats not the way to live life. neither is the bnp they are horrible people.
December 14th, 2008
11:13 am
I woke up this morning crying about CUNT.Is a NAZI. His mother died when he was 4 years old. His step mother used to lock him inside their Munich cellar. When he was sitting at his little desk, she would crack him over the back of his head with a stick, if he made a mistake with his homework. Now, he finds it difficult to learn. He could easily use his heal to crush my skull.
December 14th, 2008
11:40 am
He fell in love for the first time, at the begining of this year. Now the love of his life has spurned him. He can talk of little else. Even his Fuhrer. How magnificent she was, over, and, over, again. He has been stalking her.
December 14th, 2008
11:43 am
“Can you believe it?” The only other thing, he has said to me this year.
December 14th, 2008
11:47 am
I AM A STALKER
December 14th, 2008
11:54 am
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wQraIcFHgkE
December 14th, 2008
12:13 pm
peterbucha@gmail.com
password: 123trotsky
Go to “sent mail”
Click “older” twice
HAVE YOU HEARD OF HORATIO HADDOCKS?
Open email
Open attatchment
December 14th, 2008
12:18 pm
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tsm2hSKkH7E
December 17th, 2008
7:04 pm
look at their stupid faces haaaaaaa
December 18th, 2008
12:01 am
Hold on a tick, that’s my vicar…!
December 23rd, 2008
4:17 pm
Who knew Ray Quinn was in the BNP?
December 23rd, 2008
5:55 pm
that guy in the back is scary, im not normally scared easily but his face is so random it unbelievable. they look skanky aswell. thats what they hate asain people and there se of soap
imagine if you will the moment he felt inside him the calling to be racist.
December 29th, 2008
3:21 pm
BNP members are ugly bastards.
January 3rd, 2009
8:09 pm
So these guys were doing a leaflet thing in the poor, northern town that I work in last week. It’s totally cowardly to prey on your Nanna and the unemployed. I think that somehow they all got into the Tardis and zapped here from 1984.
things to take from this…
1- racists are ugly
2- racists are unfashionable