Our friend Veronica is a total fucking babe who does not have a bitchy bone in her body. She hand-made this piñata to celebrate her roommate’s birthday. Nice, right?
She made this piñata. Like hours of planning and constructing and purchasing, all to be destroyed by a drunk with a bat. Some of the dudes had it strung up over a fire escape in south Williamsburg.
It was all fun and Mexican games until someone up in the building accused us of loitering and dumped a bunch of water on us. We realized we better clean this shit up and get moving.
Tyrannosaurus Sex! Eh? Eh?
Reader Comments
September 29th, 2008
7:09 pm
i’d hit it… the pinata i mean.
September 29th, 2008
7:32 pm
Wow, who woulda thunk it, a bunch of yelling, drunk assholes right outside a neighbor’s window late at night would have provoked them to put you in your place? (protip: sometimes people work in the mornings, even on the weekends!) you’re lucky they didn’t throw piss on you.
September 29th, 2008
7:40 pm
Yeah, stay off of their lawn!
September 29th, 2008
8:06 pm
i like dinosaur head on lady person.
September 29th, 2008
8:17 pm
“Wow, who woulda thunk it, a bunch of yelling, drunk assholes right outside a neighbor’s window late at night would have provoked them to put you in your place?” HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - awesome!
September 29th, 2008
8:43 pm
The only thing I’m laughing at is the assertion that the native residents of South Williamsburg have to work on Sunday morning and aren’t used to a bunch of drunk assholes making noise in the middle of the night. Or used to being those assholes.
September 29th, 2008
8:49 pm
I agree with the guy about South Williamsburg- i visited my buddy there last year and he’s right. Fuck those lazy “esses”! THe only day they have to work is the first of the month when they have to go pick up their check!!
September 29th, 2008
9:13 pm
Yikes, things just took a turn for the racist. AND ON A PINATA POST NO LESS!
September 30th, 2008
1:29 am
fuck willaimsburg…go back to the midwest.
we don’t like you.
you are boring white people.
September 30th, 2008
6:20 am
What, says you the boring white person who moved in one year prior? Quit pretending that renting a room in a neighborhood means you own the place.
September 30th, 2008
6:33 am
i would like to have a pinata filled with vagina’s. candy is for kids. vagina’s rule.
September 30th, 2008
7:42 am
it’s called having a good time late at night.
relax.
September 30th, 2008
8:31 am
I’d hit her with a cock bat!
December 22nd, 2008
6:06 pm
you waste of space middle class fuckers with too much money on loan i hope the credit crunch hurts.