TINY THINGS I HATE - FALSE-START ACCENTS

TINY THINGS I HATE - FALSE-START ACCENTS

I hate launching into an accent midway through an anecdote, remembering
you’re not very good at accents, then slowly abandoning it.
JON

August 29th, 2008 @ 10:12

Reader Comments

Anonymous
August 29th, 2008
12:57 pm

lol
Anonymous
August 29th, 2008
1:46 pm

CRAP!
.
August 29th, 2008
4:48 pm

classico domingo
1X4 YOLANDA
August 29th, 2008
5:09 pm

FAKEST ENGLISH ACCENT EVER!
elZaphod
August 29th, 2008
5:59 pm

When he said “Americar” he sounded like he was going for Mayor Quimby.
coolcoolalex
August 29th, 2008
7:40 pm

i dont really care about what the caption was getting at but the sound clip was funny anyhow!……DEATH TO ALL ANGLOS!!!
Anonymous
August 29th, 2008
9:35 pm

haha heehee
Shiver Me Timbers
August 30th, 2008
1:11 am

How can you not do an American accent? Just remove those nasally inflections in your voice and talk normal.
james
August 30th, 2008
5:53 am

ahaha you piece of crap
internet man
August 31st, 2008
11:11 pm

ameri-cur
Anonymous
September 1st, 2008
1:07 pm

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH What a stupid, lame-ass, cunt-faced, scumsucking, douchebag, lard-ass, pig-fucking, demon-souled, cock-for-brains piece of crap!

MEAN COMMENTS FOR LIFE!
Melissa
September 7th, 2008
2:46 pm

SERIOUSLY. His blog is pretty much the best thing about my life right now. My favorite so far is the waitress-cleans-the-table-away face. My boyfriend and I do this regularly and it never fails to crack our shit up.

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