In the world of local-news reporting there is no juicier, more delicious, right-within-biting-range-r carrot than getting an exclusive. It shows that you’re ahead of the pack, that you’re a real journalist, not just some olive-suited shlub driving around in a van with a police scanner, but someone who can dig deep into the tangled fabric of society and wrest the truth from its murky surroundings. Sometimes, however, it just shows that you are a chronic masturbator. PS: We’d cut the reporter in the below footage a little slack if he didn’t have one of the horniest faces we’d seen since this guy. Seriously though, right? It’s not just us here, is it?
Reader Comments
August 27th, 2008
where was this woman when i was six?
August 27th, 2008
I’m a Baptist minister, and I don’t know what to say.
August 27th, 2008
I’ve watched this twice now and so far the ads at the beginning have been for a) a children’s charity featuring creepy black kids with no eyes and, b) a furniture store in which prospective mattress buyers fake orgasms.
Good work, Action 5.
August 27th, 2008
You yanks are so uptight… Never seen a twat??
August 27th, 2008
“I tracked down her house and I believe she may have struck again”. What was edited out was his followup statement- “This time she appears to have been fellating a man bearing a resemblance to a well-known local reporter.”
August 27th, 2008
Some kids are headbanging in the park at the end of the clip.
August 28th, 2008
That chick is smoking!! She looks freaking hot even with the black bar and huge black dot covering her up!
August 28th, 2008
That chick is smoking!! She looks freaking hot even with the black bar and a huge black dot covering her up!!!
August 28th, 2008
that reporter looks just like Rocco.
August 29th, 2008
foxyjacky.com
August 29th, 2008
she’s from a site called foxyjacky.com