if poppy has no job because some polak nicked it from her then why does she bother spending the little money she has on stupid looking glasses?

Poppy should give Peter Sellers back his face.

Everybody hates everybody. That’s cute!

hate nationalism.

Eleanor: I agree that English people are lame, but they have a right to Saint Patrick, what with him being British and all. And “slaying a dragon” is far superior to “chasing snakes”.

I think Austrailians are the lamest, because they are a weak ex-colony of Brits. Sorry, mates.

he’s sick of the Swiss!

i would like to spray a load on poppy’s glasses!

That no one mentioned pretentious Asians, since they’re like the “it” tool these days. White people always say they’re beautiful.

I actually know Eleanor. Er, I used to when I lived in Cambridge. I really fancied her but got nowhere. The high-point of the relationship was when she professed an admiration for my trainers. It was downhill from there on.

And I borrowed her phone once. (It was in 2000, maybe I should move on.)

And I borrowed her phone once. (It was in 2000, maybe I should move on.)

who’s the homofag that asks these questions? How many cocks can you fit in your mouth at once, interviewer? CAN YOU BORE PEOPLE MORE WITH YOUR FUCKSTICK FOLLOWUP QUESTIONS?

‘I don’t like dickheads because they’re better than me’

‘So you don’t like them because they’re better than you?’

fuck you are so gay

fuck

it kills me how gay you are

who’s the homofag that asks these questions? How many cocks can you fit in your mouth at once, interviewer? CAN YOU BORE PEOPLE MORE WITH YOUR FUCKSTICK FOLLOWUP QUESTIONS?

‘I don’t like dickheads because they’re better than me’

‘So you don’t like them because they’re better than you?’

fuck you are so gay

fuck

it kills me how gay you are

who’s the homofag that asks these questions? How many cocks can you fit in your mouth at once, interviewer? CAN YOU BORE PEOPLE MORE WITH YOUR FUCKSTICK FOLLOWUP QUESTIONS?

‘I don’t like dickheads because they’re better than me’

‘So you don’t like them because they’re better than you?’

fuck you are so gay

fuck

it kills me how gay you are

who’s the homofag that asks these questions? How many cocks can you fit in your mouth at once, interviewer? CAN YOU BORE PEOPLE MORE WITH YOUR FUCKSTICK FOLLOWUP QUESTIONS?

‘I don’t like dickheads because they’re better than me’

‘So you don’t like them because they’re better than you?’

fuck you are so gay

fuck

it kills me how gay you are

Poppy seems like a proper bellend. I would probably hate to be within 3 metres of her.

FUCK YOU ELEANOR! You know who I hate? the fucking Irish! A country that defines itself by drinking! You can hear an Irish person in a bar a mile away being drunk and obnoxious chatting to girls because they think “hurr-de-gurdy look at me oive gat ahl de churm ov de irish and we’re aaahhhlll such bag drankers” and if you want to talk about people who have no claim to St. Pat’s but still celebrate it, day how about the Americans?
internet fucking argument

If Vice readers were a race, I would hate them.

Cant believe no one said South Africa, they’re all cunts. And if you think about it English people really aren’t that bad, what have they done except work hard?

What a fucking hateful little article.

Jesus is this the extent of your journalistic skill?

Racist baiting?

It’s not ironic or witty, it’s just Nathan Barley-esque dumbo-twattishness masquerading as controversy.

HOW IS EVERYONE OVERLOOKING THE ANTIPODEAN THREAT?

London is awash with Australians (and South Africans) treating London like a theme park. They’re creating cultural vacuum bubbles all around our city - Australians fly to the other side of the planet only to demand and pay for goods and services that remind them of their LCD culturally vacuous homeland - due to supply and demand, people will provide these in place of that which is of indigenous interest and cultural integrity. We become Australia. LCD.

FUCK WALKABOUT, FUCK SHIT FLAG-RIDDEN PUBS, FUCK CLAPHAM, FUCK SHEPHERDS BUSH, FUCK BACKPACKERS, FUCK BREAKBEAT, FUCK FOSTERS BEER, FUCK BAD CONVERSATION, FUCK STATEMENTS THAT SOUND LIKE QUESTIONS, FUCK SUGGESTIONS FROM SOMEONE WHO JUST TURNED UP HERE TWO MINUTES AGO, FUCK TNT NEWSPAPER, FUCK GUMTREE, FUCK UNFOUNDED SELF-RITEOUSNESS, FUCK AUSTRALIA.

Gino Ginelli - you’ve just been dumped by some sassy aussie chick huh? And from the looks of your in-depth cultural knowledge of oz, maybe you were so into her that you could almost taste the salty air of a bright, beach side existence beside her having escaped these grey streets by marrying her (naturally) tanned arse. All those tedious, beery nights in Clapham listening to the loud honking of her meat head mates with bad hair, wasted. Ha ha, sucks to be you!

Gino Ginelli doesn’t go out with Australians. I’m not saying London is perfect by any means, i’m just saying that it’s much worse than it should be as a result of the presence of Australians. Please elaborate on this alleged Australian culture… I’m fascinated!

It’s true. Aussies and Saffers have fucked up a lot of South London. Them and the Yuppies.

I hate Italian Americans. Goddam ice cream selling greasy greaseball dago wops. I think America should place the entire eyetie population on Madagascar and napalm the entire island until it looks like the moon.

They’re just so proud of themselves.

Somalians are the scum of the fucking earth. So are Australians. Vice Australia suck the biggest cocks….

Somalians are the scum of the fucking earth. So are Australians. Vice Australia suck the biggest cocks….

Somalians are the scum of the fucking earth. So are Australians. Vice Australia suck the biggest cocks….

That Poppy bird makes herself look like a right cunt. I could really see her working on a building site it’s just a shame those Polish took her job. Twat. Go home Australians.

i really recognise that girl poppy but her glasses look stupid on her face, she looks like one of those faces from the joke shop that come with glasses attached to the big nose.

i thought poppy was wearing those gag glasses with the eyes already on them.

Good God, I hate Australians. I really, really do.

fucking goat-fuckers. And U mr wolf, wolf what kind of stupid name is that. U are juat a fat nasty fucker, who sucked youre sisters dobberman and raped ratts whit youre 1inch dick.

Fuck all fat bastards, fat is so last cent. Go munch a big mac and jerk-of inn it. We all know that you eat your own sperm!

this is so right i had to repost it.

HOW IS EVERYONE OVERLOOKING THE ANTIPODEAN THREAT?

London is awash with Australians (and South Africans) treating London like a theme park. They’re creating cultural vacuum bubbles all around our city - Australians fly to the other side of the planet only to demand and pay for goods and services that remind them of their LCD culturally vacuous homeland - due to supply and demand, people will provide these in place of that which is of indigenous interest and cultural integrity. We become Australia. LCD.

FUCK WALKABOUT, FUCK SHIT FLAG-RIDDEN PUBS, FUCK CLAPHAM, FUCK SHEPHERDS BUSH, FUCK BACKPACKERS, FUCK BREAKBEAT, FUCK FOSTERS BEER, FUCK BAD CONVERSATION, FUCK STATEMENTS THAT SOUND LIKE QUESTIONS, FUCK SUGGESTIONS FROM SOMEONE WHO JUST TURNED UP HERE TWO MINUTES AGO, FUCK TNT NEWSPAPER, FUCK GUMTREE, FUCK UNFOUNDED SELF-RITEOUSNESS, FUCK AUSTRALIA.

I LOVE ASIANSSSSSS

fuck you delay……….. a bit of envy i gather…..are you a small dicked brit who doesn’t realize that Australia is populated by other people other than brits…stop thinking it’s 1888 knob jockey it’s 2008…fucking idiot britz piss me off not the cool one’s that you’re not. fuckwit

oh yeah fuck you too not gino….not all australians are those fuckwits i hate them too…when i’m in the u.k. i avoid them like the plague…stop generalizing

yeah it’s bit of envy of australians here…….fucking brits down here are the fucking scum of the earth….brits ruin every fucking place they go to so fuck off and stay on your shitty little island…actually go somewhere else….as the saying goes britain is great apart from the brits…

If you can’t see that there’s an Australian problem in London, then you’re either an Australian, a terrorist or you’ve just arrived. I’d move to Copenhagen but I don’t want to dilute it with my Englishness… NYC will suffice.

Danes are the most annoying people around. There is an old way of describing them; annoying and ligeglad

Yes the loud majority of Australians overseas are embarrassing. But same goes for the loud majority of minging English people in Australia.. and any other place in the world I have travelled.

Erkk.. sucked into an internet arguement from 2008. How did i end up here!