David Cameron can’t help, Gordon Brown can’t help, even Richard Blackwood can’t help. So who can help stop this knife crime epidemic that is terrorising our country? Well, one man has decided to single-handedly take on the responsibility of this broken, debilitated society that we live in. And that man is Bombhead from Hollyoaks. Enlisting the help of his gormless mate, the "actor" has penned a touching ditty (above) to inspire teenagers not to stab each other. It’s strangely addictive, just like knife crime, in fact.
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Reader Comments
August 28th, 2008
2:29 pm
i had to stop the video due to the cringeing it induced…. Maybe this is in fact the tactic being employed here…. cringe people into submission?
Ah well, at least they are trying.
August 28th, 2008
3:00 pm
THIS CANNOT BE REAL
August 28th, 2008
3:02 pm
can i please stab the composer?
August 28th, 2008
3:23 pm
look at 1.11 - the way otway is rocking and staring at the northerner. its creepy.
August 28th, 2008
3:33 pm
Errr. You knew he was called Otway…??! Doood, that shit’s wrong!
August 28th, 2008
3:58 pm
maybe he knew the guy is called otway becasue his name comes up on the video. doood, that shit’s called reading.
August 28th, 2008
4:22 pm
Yay bombhead
August 28th, 2008
4:37 pm
Oh man. Why did I never realise? That’s it no more knives for me! No no!
August 28th, 2008
7:20 pm
who’s coming up to chester to shank these fassy holes!?
August 28th, 2008
7:21 pm
At least someone is doing something positive to help stop our rotting society! Maybe u would all have diferent opinions if someone close to you was injured or killed by a knife!
August 28th, 2008
7:26 pm
Good on ya Bombhead
August 28th, 2008
9:42 pm
knife, gun, punch, kick, frying pan, 12″ rubber cock! its the lost bastards who took it upon themselves to take someones life that commited the crime. if anyone had any sense you would stop calling it knife crime and realise its just bored kids wanting action and drama like they hear and see.
brad pitt needs a cock up his ass and 50pence needs to listen to bob marley.
August 28th, 2008
11:08 pm
Betcha they get stabbed now with their shitty good for fuck all song.
Kisses
August 28th, 2008
11:14 pm
I LOVE PRANCEHALL.
August 29th, 2008
12:53 am
I looked at the Richard Blackwood link. It took more than 3 seconds to load, so I didn’t bother. Also, shouldn’t he be “former TV presenter and celebrity” Richard Blackwood? What is he teaching the lucky kids attending his seminars (and who’s paying for them)? “Be like me and escape a lifetime of violence and unemployment by having a short-lived career on the peripherals of the UK ‘entertainment’ industry”?
August 29th, 2008
2:48 am
And we’re sending our love down a well.
September 2nd, 2008
5:05 pm
As if they are even real people, didn’t these two also feature on Xfactor, this time with an epic rendition of mysterious girl? I think so…
September 2nd, 2008
7:00 pm
wat a fucking dick. dnt take out knifes bt do helium as a habitual drug?? is that the message?