Let’s hope that when they find a way to help those being crushed by the
rising price of fuel, first in the line for assistance is P Diddy. The
man is suffering, damnit:
"Gas prices are too motherfucking high. As you know, I do own my own jet and I have been having flying back and forth to LA pursuing my acting career. Now, if I’m flying back and forth, like, twice in a month that’s like $200,000 or $250,000 round trip. FUCK that. I’m back on American Airlines right now. Ok? Your boy Diddy right now is on American Airlines. Look. I want to give a shout out to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from all the countries that have oil, if you could all please send me some oil for my jet I would truly appreciate it. But right now, can you believe it, I am actually flying commercial. That’s how high gas prices are ok, so I feel you. Look, I’m at the gate right now. This is proof that gas prices are too high, we need to do something about it, so tell whoever the next president is that we need to bring gas back down."
Reader Comments
August 28th, 2008
12:23 pm
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August 28th, 2008
12:53 pm
this guy is an ASSHOLE he has no idea why fuel prices are getting high…
oooooh im sorry you cant afford 20k for your PRIVATE jet some people cant even afford bus fare YOU ASSHOLE!!!
August 28th, 2008
1:49 pm
I totally feel his plight. dick.
August 28th, 2008
1:56 pm
The sad thing is that all the morons who made this idiot famous will feel sorry for him…
August 28th, 2008
6:56 pm
Kanye has hubris with style, this guy just sounds like a pathetic cunt.
August 28th, 2008
8:40 pm
what a selfish moron. besides isn’t he worth like a squillion dollars anyway.
August 28th, 2008
9:15 pm
The acting lessons have worked. He’s perfected the role of complete tool.
August 29th, 2008
6:54 am
OH!! NO!! I can’t afford to fly my 2k private jet
cause gas is so high, fucking selfish douchbag, what makes this guy special, he hasn’t made any albums in years and personally he’s suck balls in rapping!!
August 29th, 2008
6:55 am
OH!! NO!! I can’t afford to fly my 2k private jet
cause gas is so high, fucking selfish douchbag, what makes this guy special, he hasn’t made any albums in years and personally he’s suck balls in rapping!!
August 29th, 2008
12:50 pm
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September 2nd, 2008
3:56 pm
I might not like your music or your acting, but your comedy is all right diddy.
September 3rd, 2009
5:48 pm
love him