I just realized that my t-shirt is backwards. Not that I’m wearing it backwards, but that they screen-printed the cat face on what should have been the back and put the tag on what should have been the front. It took me a few wearings to notice it, but then I realized that I kept tugging on the neck because it felt too tight. I would pull the neck forward, but it always seemed to creep back up. I tugged the shoulder seams forward and they too seemed always to slide down my back. Today was the day that it finally dawned on me: The shirt is backwards.
I always swore I would never reveal the secret source of my amazing collection of cat t-shirts, but I’ll tell you now: www.fantastic-tshirts.com. They have the cutest kittens and the most majestic mythical beasts. I heartily recommend their products, but just make sure you ask them to NOT SEND YOU A BACKWARDS T-SHIRT.
AMY KELLNER
Reader Comments
June 30th, 2008
9:17 pm
Thanks again for the plug Amy!
We’re really sorry about the misprint, you’ll be getting a new kitty shirt and the check for the amount we agreed upon.
Jerry
http://www.fantastic-tshirts.com/
July 1st, 2008
12:34 pm
The shirt is shit. Why did you buy it in the first place? Because you have a shitty taste in t-shirts and are a shit-head.
Why are there no comments dissing the shit shirt? Are VICE removing them as not to offend the shit t-shirt maker.
Why doesn’t the shit t-shirt maker make a shitty t-shirt with a picture of a cat on it with ‘I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER’ on the front.
Or what about a longcat is loooooong t-shirt, if you came up with a clever way to ake the cat really long it wouldn’t be as shit. It might even be decent. I might even buy it. Probably not though.
July 1st, 2008
2:02 pm
I like that you can tell how angry the anti-shirt commenter was by all the typing errors. Dude was furious.
July 1st, 2008
2:57 pm
the tshirt is lame. Its the kind of tshirt crazy old cat ladies wear
July 1st, 2008
11:51 pm
you know, i think this shirt is over-the-top enough to be cool. it obviously takes someone with true individuality to have a differed opinion on this. http://www.animalshirts.net/ is better. especially the dragon shirts.
Oh yeah i forgot to mention, a well respected street brand known as Cosby customized a t-shirt for their own line straight from a dragon shirt thats on animalshirts.net. its a sick shirt and now its a big ’shut the fuck up’ to these kids who think this shirt sucks. i cant find the shirt anymore, but it used to be on 5andadime.com
July 1st, 2008
11:51 pm
you know, i think this shirt is over-the-top enough to be cool. it obviously takes someone with true individuality to have a differed opinion on this. http://www.animalshirts.net/ is better. especially the dragon shirts.
Oh yeah i forgot to mention, a well respected street brand known as Cosby customized a t-shirt for their own line straight from a dragon shirt thats on animalshirts.net. its a sick shirt and now its a big ’shut the fuck up’ to these kids who think this shirt sucks. i cant find the shirt anymore, but it used to be on 5andadime.com
July 1st, 2008
11:51 pm
you know, i think this shirt is over-the-top enough to be cool. it obviously takes someone with true individuality to have a differed opinion on this. http://www.animalshirts.net/ is better. especially the dragon shirts.
Oh yeah i forgot to mention, a well respected street brand known as Cosby customized a t-shirt for their own line straight from a dragon shirt thats on animalshirts.net. its a sick shirt and now its a big ’shut the fuck up’ to these kids who think this shirt sucks. i cant find the shirt anymore, but it used to be on 5andadime.com
July 1st, 2008
11:51 pm
you know, i think this shirt is over-the-top enough to be cool. it obviously takes someone with true individuality to have a differed opinion on this. http://www.animalshirts.net/ is better. especially the dragon shirts.
Oh yeah i forgot to mention, a well respected street brand known as Cosby customized a t-shirt for their own line straight from a dragon shirt thats on animalshirts.net. its a sick shirt and now its a big ’shut the fuck up’ to these kids who think this shirt sucks. i cant find the shirt anymore, but it used to be on 5andadime.com