T-shirts with "jokes" on them are rarely funny. In wearing one you’re essentially telling the world you’ve found a joke so funny that you want to tell it to every single person you walk past. This joker thought it would be hilarious to announce to the world: "WANTED: NICE WARM HOME FOR MY COCK." No one who walked past him burst into hysterics, slapped their thigh and winked at him. He is basically reliving the crushing despair of telling a piss-poor joke only to receive an awkward silent response with every person who passes him in the street. That is literally thousands of time a day; more than enough to depress anyone. No wonder he looks so glum.
CHRIS O’NEILL
Reader Comments
June 30th, 2008
10:07 am
haahahah bwahahaha. what a sad little rapist.
June 30th, 2008
11:41 am
Who the hell would wear this T-shirt. This guy is basically telling the world that he is a sexual deviant and must be avoided at all costs.
June 30th, 2008
2:40 pm
Wow, did you sneaky snap him while pretending to read your Economist?
June 30th, 2008
2:50 pm
i did indeed; wasn’t a great issue though. my mind naturally wandered.
July 1st, 2008
12:48 pm
Slogan t-shirts of any kind should be punished with punishment beatings. Actually, fuck punishment, what these fuckers need is GUNishment.
FUCK YEAH RAAAAARLY!