For the last time, can you please stop grossing us out with all the messed up lifeforms you’re constantly spitting up? Not to get all Kid from Brooklyn here, but didn’t you like sea monsters a lot better when they were things like dragons and giant turtles that ate boats—back before we had to coin the term "globster" because "monster" wasn’t ugly enough to cut it on its own.
When the only way you can deal with the subway is to squeeze your head so far into the sleeve of your coat it looks like you got hit with a disintegration ray, maybe you're not cut out for the city.
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Most girls in communist countries only listen to R&B and house. They just found out about Sonic Youth five years ago (no joke). That’s why, after having thousands of nightclub tits stuffed in your face, it’s such a relief to see an underdressed girl with a cartoon watch come over and say, “I like the Pixies but I don’t have to hear ‘This Monkey’s Gone to Heaven’ ever again for the rest of my life.”
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Reader Comments
March 25th, 2008
That’s what happens when you get news from Pravda retards.
March 25th, 2008
That’s what happens when you get news from Pravda, retards.
March 25th, 2008
It looks like a giant burnt perogi
March 25th, 2008
more like your mom !
March 25th, 2008
holla!
March 26th, 2008
If that thing breathes, I’m moving to Mars.
March 26th, 2008
Just a whale.
March 26th, 2008
how much of one?
March 26th, 2008
If you look closely enough towards the right of the less rotten half, there’s a perfect spot for a glory-hole.
~B.B.T.
March 26th, 2008
what is it?
March 27th, 2008
Sort of looks like fiberglass insulation.
March 28th, 2008
who gives a shit. fuck the ocean! I hate that shitty mass of salt water