On the way into work today a couple of us noticed this garbage bag full of smaller bags full of something. The boys guessed dog dookie, but every girl we showed it to said it was puke in bags and we think they’re right no matter how brown it looks (we tried to figure it out by smell, but it was just sort of generically gross). It’s basic logic: Bulimics who have roommate situations and can’t always puke in the toilet will puke in bags, store the bags up, and then throw them out all at once. You remember that MTV thing with the plastic tub full of vomit in that girl’s closet? Same deal. Now, tell us this, who in the hell saves up dog shit? Even if you were extremely lazy, you’d just leave it on the ground, and even if you were really into your dog’s shit you presumably wouldn’t dump it on the street in an untied garbage bag. So anyways: Barf. Case closed, right?
Reader Comments
November 28th, 2007
8:02 pm
right.
November 28th, 2007
10:55 pm
no, i dont remember that mtv episode with the girl with the tub full of vomit in her closet.
November 28th, 2007
11:24 pm
Too bad. It was a good’un.
November 29th, 2007
2:41 am
Great obscure reference. I think the image of that tub of vomit in the girl’s closet is forever burned into my memory.
November 29th, 2007
4:29 pm
You remember that MTV show with all those over-40 skaters pretending to be journalists?
It’s called VBS.tv (100% paid for by Viacom and MTV!!!)
When you watch Vice, you’re watching MTV.
November 30th, 2007
3:00 am
Its poop. But you should make your intern go check it out to be safe