Besides ripping on and/or pitying them, can’t say we’ve ever done much for the citizens of San Francisco. Oh, or enjoining them to move somewhere less awful. Anyways, this all changes tonight. In the spirit of Halloween reconciliation, we and EA games are throwing a party for their new zombie game, Hellgate: London, in Soma, just a stone’s throw away from the original. So come celebrate Satan’s b-day with us, our pals Chromeo, some DJs, and a bar full of free drinks at Fat City. RSVP here.
Hey lesbians, why you gotta hate? We’re not all bad. Some of us are perfectly able to stop talking to our friends for a minute and go help a woman remain decent when she goes. I was there BTW and the guy didn’t even look at her during the main part. He did threaten to kick my ass after this picture was taken however but that’s good too.
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Mixing it up with cowboy boots and the Academy Awards sounds fun in your head but it makes you look like a hesher that made millions of dollars taking a shit.
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Reader Comments
October 26th, 2007
8:28 pm
We all know you hate San Francisco, but come on… Chromeo??? Thats not a party, thats a kick in the nuts.
October 26th, 2007
8:48 pm
San Francisco hates you too.
October 26th, 2007
10:27 pm
duh, dar, dar, um…Vice hate San Francisco…it lame…new yawk more better…
blah, fucking, blah, you goddamn losers
darrrr!
October 26th, 2007
10:30 pm
when new york no longer gets winters , let me know!
October 27th, 2007
9:30 am
Dear New York,
You know that I can’t understand you when my dick is in your mouth (and ass).
Love,
San Francisco
October 27th, 2007
10:39 am
Beloved New York:
Call us when you learn how to grow REAL pot, and then we’ll compare penis size.
SF
October 27th, 2007
11:24 am
oakland nigga.
October 27th, 2007
10:00 pm
awesome.
October 28th, 2007
5:14 pm
um, you spelled “somewhere” wrong.
October 28th, 2007
6:32 pm
we in northern California need not be insulted in this manner. We go for quality, not total shit like you bastards back east.
October 29th, 2007
6:53 pm
free drinks?
October 29th, 2007
7:25 pm
You’re throwing a party for a new video game? Awesome!
Make sure when you wrap your lips around Satan’s cock you do it carefully, as there are scales on his pecker.
October 29th, 2007
8:09 pm
Oh right NY is fantastic. Retard you live and work in Brooklyn which is like Oakland. Order your bottle service and do your terrible coke.
October 29th, 2007
8:12 pm
San Francisco does hate you but we loves free drinks, you win by default. Don’t let it get to your head.
October 30th, 2007
1:21 am
what S.F. said…..
October 30th, 2007
2:16 am
it’s about time bitches
October 30th, 2007
6:56 pm
ye san francisco does suck…first time there has been something to do on halloween up here…LA is way better….sure NY is too…I don’t really like gays either.
October 30th, 2007
6:57 pm
JK …i like them
October 31st, 2007
2:21 am
A Rod to SF
October 31st, 2007
2:44 am
bet every dresses like a 1980’s fashion victim for halloween. nyc or sf.
October 31st, 2007
7:56 pm
Thanks for the bone vice!
oh and btw! do you happen to know how many art schools exist in the bay area? the only thing that
were not lacking that NY
seems to be lacking is
an abundance of 18-20 something females and an over abundance of
18-20 something fags!
While you do another bump of yr god awful blow, ill be sifting through my phone deciding which 19 year old art school slut im gonna take to yr party DUDE!
October 31st, 2007
8:21 pm
so let’s see here, vice magazine throwing a party in san francisco with free drinks? it’s obviously a trap people, kind of like the rave scene in the first blade movie, except instead of vampires, it’s going to be the furies with baseball bats, trying to settle the east coast west coast rivalry once and for and all.
October 31st, 2007
8:21 pm
so let’s see here, vice magazine throwing a party in san francisco with free drinks? it’s obviously a trap people, kind of like the rave scene in the first blade movie, except instead of vampires, it’s going to be the furies with baseball bats, trying to settle the east coast west coast rivalry once and for and all.
October 31st, 2007
9:58 pm
vice, you are amazing.
and everyone else who are talking all this shit, shut the fuck up.
appreciate the fact that they are coming to san francisco.
you know you will be there.
October 31st, 2007
11:37 pm
They’re doing a party in sf because they know parties here go off way harder than in ny! i live in ny part time and i can tell you its ruff tymes for the night life scene
in “THE APPLE” right now, if it were
not for ruff club there would
be practically nothing!
October 31st, 2007
11:41 pm
I’m going as a Don’t.
October 31st, 2007
11:48 pm
I think Vice hates SF because SF doesn’t ever give Vice a second thought…
October 31st, 2007
11:59 pm
Keep hating East Coast mf’s we don’t want you in our beautiful city anyway. Stay out!
November 1st, 2007
12:07 am
Chromeo? Free drinks? On Halloween? Yes!!! Thank you so much! All the haters can shut their traps. What time does Chromeo go on?
November 1st, 2007
12:36 am
SF- there the weak are killed and eaten.
I’ll be there!
November 1st, 2007
12:52 am
omg u guys kittens! do: fuck off. don’t: go to corporate jerk off fest for a video game, aww.
November 1st, 2007
12:53 am
omg u guys kittens! do: fuck off. don’t: go to corporate jerk off fest for a video game, aww.
November 1st, 2007
4:30 am
there is hate :[
November 1st, 2007
10:09 am
Vice as cool as you want to think you are hating on frisco, if I recall correctly, you were birthed by a junkie from canada. Your talking about the city that sets more trends than your moms got belly rolls.
November 1st, 2007
8:13 pm
I never got in to this “free party” never came to fruition in my life because i got there 900 a whole hour before 10 and i didn’t get so vice i hate you and you can go on hating me
November 1st, 2007
8:13 pm
I never got in to this “free party” never came to fruition in my life because i got there 900 a whole hour before 10 and i didn’t get so vice i hate you and you can go on hating me
November 1st, 2007
8:13 pm
I never got in to this “free party” never came to fruition in my life because i got there 900 a whole hour before 10 and i didn’t get so vice i hate you and you can go on hating me
November 1st, 2007
8:13 pm
I never got in to this “free party” never came to fruition in my life because i got there 900 a whole hour before 10 and i didn’t get so vice i hate you and you can go on hating me
November 1st, 2007
8:13 pm
I never got in to this “free party” never came to fruition in my life because i got there 900 a whole hour before 10 and i didn’t get so vice i hate you and you can go on hating me
November 3rd, 2007
3:26 am
Well, if the party had been thrown somewhat correctly, it might have been a blast and win-win for everyone. The way it came out though, really really sucked. The stage had noone on it for an hour and a half, and by the time Chromeo came on, half the club had left. Bye!
We do shit proper in SF by ourselves, no matter how you feel about this weirdfuck city.
November 6th, 2007
7:39 am
sf trumps ny in recycling!
October 9th, 2008
1:41 pm
lol funny comments here :)