I count my thrusts.
I’m nearly in double figures.

If you jerk off in the morning or before you go out for the night is no problem, be careful you don’t do it too much or else you’ll be having four hours of sex which can get fucking boring after the first two. By the time you cum its going to be as hot as molten steel.

i think of porn nothings more offensive then hot jizz on a girls f–ahhhhh damn. Fuck!!!!

well i guess i think of the race i like least having sex with the women im with. So usually its a cross between a white guy and a black guy it keeps me on my toes.
Nothings more depressing then someone enjoying the girl ur with more than you.

I think of my Mommy. It’s weird but it works. Try it!

if anyone wants a real method, try clenching your leg muscles, or muscles anywhere in your body other than your cock. the reasoning is that this takes blood away from your crotch, thereby making it hard for your penis to make that metaphysically indiscernible bridge from ‘aroused’ to ’spraying its load to your embarrassment’

I think about the woman, and her feelings, and making sure she is in full enjoyment, and that way I forget about my own thus prolonging my ejaculation. Then I cum all in her ear.

I make her wear a mexican wrestler’s mask and jam a churro up my butt.

If I am about to bust I just take it out and squeeze the tip almost until blood comes out. Trrrust

man I just let it happen, fuck it I’m coming when I come. Means I feel good. Rest and come again (pun intended) after a few minutes

How about not being a pussy?

i like to say “stop!” and shove her on the floor and then i start crying, imagining dead children. it messes up the mood, but prevents it well.

i never sell the wine before its time.

Get Drunk.

How about not being a skinny, girly little hipster with no muscle tone? Real men who dont starve themselves and wear girls jeans should never have this problem.

I say “this first one’s gonna be quick. you’re so fucking hot.” That makes them feel good in their heart. Then I throw milk ropes after like two dips and say “told you so.” Then I eat pussy till I’m hard again. So on an so forth till she gets calloused.

Mister Pennington’s method is the only way to go. I would 100% rather the dude come in two seconds, eat me out, and then be ready to go again than all this “I picture putrescent corpses and my mother” bullshit. I had no idea this was so widespread! (har har) That’s gross fucking, and fucking gross.

If I get the perfect amount of drunk, I fuck like super man. Sober, however, is a different story. More often than not, I’ll go too fast, and then I go Mister Pennington’s route. The only problem with that one is actually being able to get horny again. So yeah, I get drunk everynight. There’s excercises that I’ve tried in the past(such as when you go piss, cut off the stream a few times at 6-8 second intervals) that strengthens your fuck muscles; that actually worked pretty well, I just wasn’t disciplined enough to do it all the time.

I do a variation of Pennington. To start off with i feel her up, talk dirty and eat her out for an hour until steam starts to shoot out the pussoir and she’s ready to pop and then i do the old switcheroo and slip it in for 5 stabs and boom… emissions from all parties. So i dont need to clamp my dong at all.

I just think about baseball for a moment. I assumed that’s what everybody did.

this is a bullshit question, because if its a girl you don’t know that well she probably made you wear a condom, in which case it takes forever no matter what you do. if she didnt make you wear a condom that means shes down with whatever, so just shoot a load, think about how cool she was for not making you wear a condom, then in ten minutes just rail her til she literally pees

I think of my girlfriend, and the astonished look on her face when she catches me bangin the other girl.

unloading within a couple hours to a day of having sex actually increases the girls risk of getting pregnant cus a small percentage of the cum stays in you. best chances are to not cum for awhile.. or pull the fuck out

may take the cake, but i sing the oscar mayer weiner song to keep from
busting a nut.
either that or take me out to the ball game.
works like a charm

How do you give a girl an orgasm?

Who cares?

I beat off a lot.

That actually works perfetctly. Honestly during sex I can NEVER go in less then half an hour no matter how hard I try.

I think of my dad’s tracheotomy.

count backwards from 1000

The first time you have sex with somebody new, wear a condom. I know condoms are stupid, but they’re kind of a good idea too if you don’t like dick warts.

So condom beats “holy shit I’m fucking this girl I always wanted to fuck and I’m going to cum too soon” because it’s a big gross rubber thing on your Johnson. You should only be able to cum when she’s actually begging you to and you’re concentrating all your mental powers on cumming because that’s how much condoms suck.

If you still cum too soon when you’re wearing a condom, then you’re fucking hopeless. Go back to the drawing board and beat your meat until your whole penis is a callous.

But then later when you decide that nobody wants to wear a condom because nobody’s got dick warts or AIDS and it feels like masturbating into a plastic bag, then you’re going to have some of that condom sex as background for when it’s o.k. to cum, and the whole “holy shit” thing isn’t there anymore, so you’re good to go. Like you’ve already been fucking for like a month and she hasn’t dumped you yet, so you’re in the clear.

This is called “how adults do it” and it’s the way things get done in the year two-thousand-and-I’m-a-grown-up-now.

Pennington’s got it for those times when you are really way too into the girl and she’s really way too good.
Although like the other commenters said, for the first time you’re usually wearing a condom, and if you blow early wearing a condom, you’ve got some kind of problem. I would add that the first few times are usually not spectacular anyways, since most people fuck their own special little way, and adjusting takes a few sessions. Trying to get a nut in those super-thick Magnums after a full night of drinking enough to get over my lack of respect for the girl usually involves some heavy mind-melting fantasizing.

I would throw in that once or twice I’ve reached back and pinched my taint, hard, that gave me probably another 30 seconds or so…

I have discovered the absolute best, most sure-fire way to prevent premature ejaculation. This WILL work, and you won’t have to think of your grandma sucking off a burn victim.
One word - Dextromethorphan. Yes, its the shit in robitussin and dayquil that made us ‘trip balls’ when we were stupid teenagers, but guess what one of it’s most common side effects is? *Difficulty achieving orgasm*. You pop two Robitussin gelcaps, or slug down a bit of dayquil, or take some Tylenol Cold Head Congestion caplets and you are NOT gonna pop after two minutes - you’ll probably last around 15 to 20 instead, you’ll actually have to concentrate on getting your rocks off rather than keeping your swimmers in port. It also isn’t going to make it anymore difficult to get it up, so don’t worry about that.

P.S. - before I stumbled upon my new method, I used to think about that ’someone…something…on the wing’ from that twilight zone episode with Billy Shatner.

like pennington, i just let it ride and tell her the first one’s for me, eat her out, and go at it again…this works, and plus it’s always good to throw some humor in it, sex shouldn’t be boring and only about “fucking her brains out”

Quote: “How about not being a skinny, girly little hipster with no muscle tone? Real men who dont starve themselves and wear girls jeans should never have this problem”
- jarshy

man, there you said it. it’s so fucking true. sure, that little hipster may be kinda cute and really fun to be with, but seriuosly, it wasnt worth it. the worst fuck i ever had. never ever again.

Yup first one’s the charmer re Jarshy and Pennington… Makes the girl feel hot and reduces tension. (BTW if ya do that they regularly come back for a second bite). Next well heres a hint… take a breather…
If some one cums (sorry 4 da pun) up with my technique then you chose when you blow. That way a simulataneous blow o monkey juice happens 90% o da time…
Sorry not to divulge more but it took me way too long to work that one out… just remember theres also a technique to reverse this. Twas scary for a while. Wasn’t blowing for hours… Thats not much fun at all. and im my experience being a two stroke always is not good but neither are 8hr sessions in a longer term relationsghip. Best to blow when she does which = mutual satisfaction… End result # lots of fluffy pillows now soiled… …and where’s my only cigarette please think for me i cant bear too # - Stone Temple Pilots.

here’s an enjoyable one, it just takes some patience. When you masturbate, relax and find a good rhythm. don’t just swing for the hills. find a stimulation level where you can clear your head, and just dissociate. then DECIDE when you’re going to cum, and do it.
Do this every time. Never just beat the fuck off. (I know its hard sometimes, i luH dem stress strokes too) This will mean its you deciding when to cum, not your body doin git for you. It puts you in the drivers seat. If you maintain, you’ll see a diff in like 3 weeks. Then, as you acclimate, your time will increase. I swear by this. I sometimes catch myself slipping, so i just have few sessions, like a diet, over a few days, and i’m good again. Natural. No brain games. masterbate smarter, not harder.

There’s nothing wrong with condoms unless your wrapping it in a fucking tire.

Anyway, I either last too long or come to soon.

If it’s the latter, I pull a Pennington.

If I try, I just go slower to calm myself down. and sometimes, a girl likes it slower until I can go faster without blowing.

Muscle cramps make cuming slower

also, switch positions.

and BREATH! when you masturbate you hold your breath sometimes which makes you come faster. breath regularly (which during sex you forget to do)

pennington supplemented by the following: slip in and find a nice stroke, get pretty close then press firmly with 2 fingers on the gooch (taint, grundle, chode) aka perenium, maybe like a drop’ll come forth but you still get the fireworks + ready for kama triathalon (come transfusion)

just do your jelqs and kegels regularly, kids

pennington supplemented by the following: slip in and find a nice stroke, get pretty close then press firmly with 2 fingers on the gooch (taint, grundle, chode) aka perenium, maybe like a drop’ll come forth but you still get the fireworks + ready for kama triathalon (come transfusion)

ask her to bite you as hard as she can on the neck or some other where, that will focus thine attention elsewhere besides the wilkins

Have sex with someone your not very attracted to, but attracted to enough to get a boner. You can go for ages.

I never had the problem in question, but when ever I get an undesired boner I think of chairs. I don’t know why though.

I am very confident about my sexual performance though (Probably also because you have to be that, in order to be any good at it). Anyway, I am not arrogant enough to kick back and wallow in my sexgod status. So this is what I want to ask you, as I have asked many of my friends before: How often do you get extremely negative, negative, positive or even extremely positive feedback on your sexual performance?

I am trying to solve the mystery of just how full of shit girls/women are. I always get extremely positive feedback. I guess you can say what I am trying to determine is meekly the credibility of my sexgod status.

I don’t know why I never asked a girl about it though, maybe that would be a fucking lot easier.

- Jens Antoine

I go into kind of a meditative state and imagine some kind of geometric pattern and just focus on it. Or I start thinking about my boner getting cut off.

It’s the opposite for me, it takes me ages to cum, so before a date I have to abstain from masturbation for a week

When I lost my virginity I did long division to keep from losing it. But afterwards I felt like I wasted my time. So a pre-game beat off helps me stir guts for a longer period of time.

i just pump til im about to bust, then stop, and if she starts wrigglin i pull it out. catch my breath and start again.

Pretend she is a raw stuffed chicken for a couple of seconds when you feel you zipperfish about to explode.
Always works

i start to think that the girl’s pussy is a bucketful of hobo’s saliva…
and it grosses the shit out of me.

hahahahahaha…..hahahahaha…hahahahaHAHAHAHAHA. wanna know whats worse for a girl then a pre mature ejaculator? a preme with a small dick…. seriuosly, my ex boyfriend. PLUS he didnt know how to finger, and he never went down on me…. it only lasted a month and a half

if you cant make her come in the time it takes you to cum, which can be very fast, you suck

its all in your mind. when im having sex if the girl has an orgasm before me i suddenly can fuck for much longer.
i think its because the pressure of performance has been taken off.
Other than that the muscle strengthening thing can work. but who can be bothered to bounce a towel up & down every day.
I I have drunk too much sometimes i cant cum at all.

When my girl feels that Im trying no to cum she tells me to think of her grandma farting.

The secret is to only fuck ugly girls.

“Dong” has it. If I am not drunk, I think of baseball. It’s so fucking weird to think about but the feeling of whats going on is enough to still keeps the goods up. Then when you are starting to get bored, and just want to fucking sleep then you really focus on the fact that you are pumping some broad…and go hard too, go really hard.

waht the fuck
why cant guys just last long and pleasure us, you guys SUCK!

1 -Pennington’s method works. In India there is a saying that more orgasms are good because women speed up and men slow down. Seems to be true, and no girl will mind having 2 or more orgasms. The difficulty is if you are over 30, but usually cumming too fast isn’t a problem at that point, depending.

2 -If I think about the other poster’s comment “think of my girlfriend and her face as she finds me with another girl” Sorry but this gets me hornier, and would make me explode quicker. It’s like saying “I imagine that she wants to get pounded, but keeps fighting it.”

3 -Same goes for the girl biting me. I had a girl slap me once, and it totally made it seems like she was fighting it.

i think about how nobody loves me.

I had a guy fucking me last week and he lasted for hours, it was brilliant. The problem was he said that once he spunked that he knew he wasn’t gonna do it again that night,I was enjoying getting beasted around the room so much I warned him he had better not come all suddenly.

He kept on having to take breaks and there was this look of really intense concentration on his face every time he was trying not to come. I asked him what he thinks about in those situations but he said that I didn’t want to know.

But I do want to know! Do you think it’s worse than dead beagle puppies in a barrel? That’s what I would think about if I wasn’t a girl and couldn’t come as many times as I want…

imagine the feeling of dad’s cheek stubble on your inner thighs as he tries to blow you

Fucking opiates. Dextromethorphan might work but if you take enough for that to work you’re not going to have much game in the pre-fucking period. Opiates are the way to go. Drink too much on top of it and you have an awkward situation in which you have to pass out next to someone who didn’t make you come because I am not driving after fucking long enough to give up while drunk and on opiates. Whether it’s a nice fistful of pills or some sizurp or some poppy tea or plain ol’ bags, though, opiates are a sureshot if you take enough. If you don’t you are a sissy anyway.

I’m pretty sure if you’re not a baby, you can just be in the moment and not have to focus on this whole penis strategy. what a turn off. in any case, why do all these scenarios make it seem like the guy is always in charge and on top? like ted tennington pussy-eater and his ‘dips’. do all babies do it in the missionary position? sounds like you’re all just having one night stands, which would explain why we’re even having this conversation. vice, why don’t you have a forum for women to say what gets them off? maybe it would teach these boys a lesson.

Maybe I’ll do some opiates and you’ll shut up and like it.

I’LL HAVE HER SCRATCH AND CLAW THE HELL OUT OUT MY RIBS AND CHEST AREA RIGHT WHEN MY MAGICAL MOMENTS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. I FOUND THIS AREA PRETTY SENSITIVE FOR ME AND IT IS MORE WHAT I’LL BE FOCUSING ON IF IT SOMEWHAT PAINFUL. ALSO HAVING CONFIDENCE THAT YOUR GONNA TEAR THAT ASS UP HELPS TOO.

man up and just do the deed. if you come to quick well then get your shit together and leave, you are an embarrassment to us all.

For the love of god - it’s all about the marathon wank! a couple a week and your sorted!

if i have to i have to.

DO IT ALL anywhere you want anytime.

I think a similar forum like this should be set up for women… especially for those who refuse to use ky jelly. I had a bad experience when I was 16 and someone dumped a load of that shit all over me.

ANYWAY… Some times I have an orgasm too soon so I get dry and then I’m getting rubbed raw for what seems like forever.

So far the only solution I know is to make sure I’m in a hot room under the covers so at least the sweat provides some kind of lube.

i like fuckin’.

I used to drink heavily which kind of worked but I was a sloppy fuck. Next I would do coke which is ok but you kind of have to roll it in and it takes almost too long. Finally I have found my answer! Antidepressants! Take between 20 and 40mg of Lexipro and you can regulate the time it takes to blow your wad. In fact, they mention it in the side effects as “Ejaculation Disorder”, just don’t use it too much if you are with someone you actually care about or they will think that they are doing something wrong.

in your head, the themesong to m*a*s*h 4077 “suicide is painless” always does it (you need to do the intro part with the strings for it to work)

or the themesong to the andy milonakis show: “i got peas on my head, but dont call me a pea head etc”

only use the 2nd method for true emergencies.

i can’t believe nobodys suggested meth.maybe it’s because they’re still fuckin’

Wack off a lot. Get semi drunk. Switch positions when you feel you’re going to come. Get stoned before you fuck. And If you’re out to impress for the first time or whatever…..Viagra or Kamagra jelly….works like a charm!

keeps the TV on Animal Planet.

I think of a dirty smelly penny siting on the nitestand. If that doesn’t work I imagine what would have happened if I hadn’t killed that little girl…

I get the girl to like, punch me in the balls and shit

rub baby ambusol on your cock.

hahaha who cares whether some bitch having a one night stand gets her kicks or not as long as you do then its allgood! opiates make for a goodnight defintily

just get stoned with the chick. It keeps you all touchy feely and the sex is hot hot hot

wankin it a couple times a week works. other than that, just focus on how the puss feels and slow down or pull out for a second when you feel your about to squirt. i agree with the girl who said it’s bullshit to have a strategy. Just remember your an animal and act like the caveman you are and FUCK HER!(whether it takes a minute or an hour)
all the b.s guys spit about being superman lovers is hilarious. when someone tells you they hump for 6 hours straight and they always give every girl 12 orgasms it’s cuz they’re LIARS and most likely have never even had a good fuck.

Here’s what I do: I tell the girl to suck my shame. She never knows what it means, because this usually happens after blowjobs and before fucking. Then I start pounding her from behind (at least 3 thrusts per second) and lick her back (directly on the spine). Then I put my finger on the cusp of her butthole, like, not fingering it, but blocking it off. This aids with wetness. Then I pull out and lift weights for like, a minute, while still wearing a condom (it helps to do this at your own house, though I guess you could bring heavy hands with you in a backpack if you’re somewhere else). After that, the insanity kicks in: we both start shotgunning PBR and I cum directly between her tits.

my boyfriend had this problem.

we found two reliable solutions:

1. the ted pennington method.

2. using these trojan extended pleasure condoms that have something called benzocaine on the inside of the condom, that’s basically a cream/gel that decreases sensitivity and whatnot.
he used to last about 2 minutes, and now he lasts about 30 minutes.
yes, condoms in general are kind of a bummer, but i figured i’d pass on the info.

If you take antidepressants for any significant amount of time, especially lexapro, it has the side-effect of anorgasmia, sometimes permanently even after you’ve stopped taking it. You won’t be able to cum prematurely even if you try. Frustrating for you but the girls love it. The sex lasts an hour or more.

Jesus, the number of pumped up football tards amazes me. These are the guys that will have it happen to them one day, and trust me it will happen, and from that day fourth they won’t even get it up. Truth is, it really doesn’t matter. If you come in 30 seconds, who cares? it’s a compliment to her, and if she doesn’t see it that way then she’s one of the sluts the above mentioned would be banging, and catching fuck knows what off of. If I want just 30 minutes worth (for whatever reason,) I make sure I constantly top up on the spit, and pace myself. Plenty of spit to start with, a couple of minutes of slow fucking followed by a couple of minutes hard fucking. Just as you start to feel the juice coming, pull out, change position, and spit on it again. You might only last 15 minutes this way, but so long as you fuck her right, and tire her out right as you’re about to cum, it doesn’t matter. Seriously, just pay attention to the girl. Change the pace and see how she reacts. The only ‘pussy’ comment I will have though is that there really is no reason to stop fucking just because you’ve cum, (so long as you’re not trying to go for another.) It may be extra sensitive, but seriously, as soon as you get used to that sensation, you’ll love it. If I’m up for a longer session, concentrate on coming as quick as possible, then as already stated, get her to blow you. As soon as you’re hard again, you’ll be good for a couple of hours. Repeat till totally spent.

gay.

just fucking cum when you cum and if the girl wants more she’ll be patient and get you up again jeez why is that such a hard concept. dudes are so obsessed with longevity because they think women are but im not so sure they are…that and dudes always think they have something to prove when it comes to sex. if youre good at fucking when you come isnt usually a factor…jesus people.

I think of your mum. Wrrrrrretch.

Never, ever, ever use the “squeeze technique” of gripping hard around base and balls while cumming. Don’t have a clue where I read about it but the hypothesis is that you have your orgasm but prevent the gee-whiz from escaping - ala tantric sex - thus “internalizing” your orgasm and continuing on the path with erection maintained. Bullshit.

Perhaps my technique was all wrong. I squeezed so hard I actually popped some blood vessels in my cock and had little purple spots on the head for a week. I thought I had acquired some new, super fast acting STD. In addition, the orgasm was totally diluted and the cum still dribbled out as soon as I let go.

My suggestion: fuck someone you’re actually into as often as possible. The more you get to know them and learn what works and doesn’t the more confident you become. Pretty soon you can call the shots and you’re like Hedgehog counting down from fifty and letting go on zero.

Thinking about Ron Jeremy’s Super Mario lookin’ hairy ass helps too.

i remember-don’t forget this one you have aids

whenever you piss, stop pissing mid stream a few times. apparently it strengthens your pelvic floor muscles which can improve your control. also if you feel you’re about to ejaculate, pull out and squeeze the tip of your cock for a few seconds before continuing.

get drunk

think about getting a real job and repaying college loans. it works too good sometimes.

than they or their partner would like. As long as it happens infrequently, it’s probably not cause for concern. However, if you regularly ejaculate sooner than you and your partner wish — such as before intercourse begins or shortly afterward — you may have a condition known as premature ejaculation.
Premature ejaculation is a common sexual disorder. Estimates vary, but some experts think it affects as many as one out of three men. Even though it’s a common problem that can be treated, many men feel embarrassed to talk to their doctors about it or seek treatment.
Once thought to be purely psychological, experts now know that biological factors also play an important role in premature ejaculation. In some men, premature ejaculation is related to erectile dysfunction.
You don’t have to live with premature ejaculation — treatments including medications, psychological counseling and learning sexual techniques to delay ejaculation can improve sex for you and your partner. For many men, a combination of treatments works best.
There’s no medical standard for how long it should take a man to ejaculate. The primary sign of premature ejaculation is ejaculation that occurs before both partners wish in the majority of sexual encounters, causing concern or distress. The problem may occur in all sexual situations, including during masturbation — or it may only occur during sexual encounters with another person.
Doctors often classify premature ejaculation as either primary or secondary:
You have primary premature ejaculation if you’ve had the problem for as long as you’ve been sexually active.
You have secondary premature ejaculation if you developed the condition after having had previous, satisfying sexual relationships without ejaculatory problems.
Experts are still trying to determine exactly what causes premature ejaculation. While it was once thought to be only psychological, we now know premature ejaculation is more complicated and involves a complex interaction of both psychological and biological factors.
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Some doctors believe that early sexual experiences may establish a pattern that can be difficult to change later in life such as:
Situations in which you may have hurried to reach climax in order to avoid being discovered
Guilty feelings that increase your tendency to rush through sexual encounters
Other factors that can play a role in causing premature ejaculation include:
Erectile dysfunction. Men who are anxious about obtaining or maintaining their erection during sexual intercourse may form a pattern of rushing to ejaculate which can be difficult to change.
Anxiety. Many men with premature ejaculation also have problems with anxiety — either specifically about sexual performance, or caused by other issues.
Biological causes
Experts believe a number of biological factors may contribute to premature ejaculation, including:
Abnormal hormone levels
Abnormal levels of brain chemicals called neurotransmitters
Abnormal reflex activity of the ejaculatory system
Certain thyroid problems
Inflammation and infection of the prostate or urethra
Inherited traits
Rarely, premature ejaculation is caused by:
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Withdrawal from narcotics or a drug called trifluoperazine (Stelazine), used to treat anxiety and other mental health problems
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1- “A person who ejaculates before his partner wants him to ejaculate or he himself wants to ejaculate.

2-“Persistent or recurrent ejaculation with minimal sexual stimulation before, on, or shortly after penetration and before the person wishes it.”

Causes of premature ejaculation.

•After effects of excessive masturbation.

•Becoming overwhelmed by sexual feelings.

•Hypersensitivity of prostate gland.

• “Not-good” first sexual encounter.

•Hypersensitive Glans.

•Sexual artlessness.

•Vaginal tightness.

•Hypersensitivity.

•Alcoholism.

•Anxiety.

Bad effects of premature ejaculation on Male

•Resorts to temporary relief.
•Aggravates his problem.
•Remains anxious.
•Hurries from bad to worse.
•Loses self-esteem.
•Avoids sexual contacts.
•becomes temporarily impotent
•Loses harmony with his female.

Bad effects of Premature Ejaculation on female

Suffers emotional trauma.
Feels ditched.
Remains depressed.
Becomes quarrelsome.
Makes issues of small things.
Avoids sex.
Destroys harmony with her male.
Becomes non-serious about relationship.
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When is ‘the peddington’ going to officially be put in the dictionary?

Do loads of foreplay until you get bored

To the fuck-wits who think VICE IS funny, yes you above VICE is funny, but it also chooses to addresses some political issues and health issues that really require a little bit of decency, and so what if I wanna write like the “financial times” the inept writer above, you might take heed and be told that the financial times deals with the economy, not health issues, so you could have at least said something like the guardian or the times, it really only proves my one point that VICE readers are totally ignorant inept stupid people and that goes for the people who write the articles as well. VICE either be a comic or give up trying to write informative political/health related articles cause you really deserve not to be published!!! If you are trying to claim to have a intelligent/quirky/humorous publication by having articles on great writers such as Martin Amis and also writing about political turmoil and sex then I think you really need to rethink what actually you are aiming for, cause your magazine fucking sucks and is again another example of the wasted youth that follow in its foot steps thinking that everything is funny and nothing is taken seriously, cause you would much rather consume your fucking fast food/ American apparel clothes and listen to shite music while you all read utter junk like VICE. No wonder most of you will end up with low-life jobs with nob-end families that just reproduce inept inbreed dickheads, vicious circle.
I hope that the editor of VICE reads this, cause I bet he (yes a man cause only men get to be editors) sits on his fat stinking arse wearing his hoody, when to be honest the hoody was designed for the younger generation and to be honest it looks a bit wrong on a bolding middle-aged man who lick cocaine off the toilet seat in Hoxton. Well Mr Editor give yourself a massive slap on the back for contributing absolutely fuck all to the world, other than contrived shit.

ps: chop your dick off that might help

calm down mate.

suggestions :
wank off before.
get drunk
think of charlie chaplin sketches.

thats what i do and it works everytime

chair chair chair door door door margaret thatcher margaret thatcher

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PREMATURE EJACULATION

watch really, really hardcore porn in your spare time so that when it comes to the big moment, having sex will seem mundane when compared to all the rank porn you’ve been watching a lot of. it’ll mentally toughen you

‘just get stoned with the chick. It keeps you all touchy feely and the sex is hot hot hot’

totally.

who here thinks that “pulling a Pennington” should be added to the urban dictionary?!

Thinking of something else like baseball or black metal vocalists while you’re doing it can genuinely lead to impotence. It’s just to do with not tensing your dick too much and breathing normally? To help with the not tensing you can do that exercise where you clench the same muscle you’d employ to stop yourself pissing for about 10 seconds a few times during the day. It builds the muscle so it’s not so easing to tense it without wanting to. Jizzing quasi-instantly then waiting till you can go again is fucking lame and there’s no excuse for it, sorry.

Drink. MDMA also helps, it makes you horny but makes it damn near to splooge.. which isn’t really a great alternative to coming early. Or you could give it a couple of hearty slaps, which has the added bonus of looking kinda hilarious during sex, *withdraw pork lance*-*smack it about*-*resume pounding*.

If all else fails, plan out tomorrow’s menu in meticulous detail in your head. However, this method can create an awkward moment where you have to deal with not only the obligatory post-coital tritesse, the premature ejaculation and your partner’s disappointment but also the fact you just came whilst thinking about Beef Stroganov.
xx

Ps, nothing beats just doing your Kegels

I think of vice

I’m gay and guys are usually cool about it

Pennington for president

I’m a carpenter (like, a tradesman, not like in the band). So I have to work with power tools all the time and there’s always the danger of slicing a huge circular blade right through my hand. I think of that, and at the same time I squeeze my finger really really hard. Works for me!

Or just go Pennington…

hey jarshy. im a skinny fucker with no muscle tone who wears girls jeans and i can go like a fucking stallion, so fuck u meat head. hahahahahahahahahahaha

I shoot up before I have sex. Nothing makes you last longer than pumping your veins full of gear.

what

Cocaine or adderall. Seriously, you will be going for hours.

1. establish a real relationship
2. doesn’t matter how you accomplish it; you’ll need to cooperation of the partner, but to finish is for you absolutely prohibited. at all.
3. you have to find a way to satisfy her, despite the limitation you are labouring under
4. eventually, when you discover sex this way can actually be good, you will be permitted to participate fully yourself.

Thank you everyone

As a female I’m with Ted Pennington on this one….

don’t have sex

i like short sex. i can have more of it. just fucking touch all bases dumbasses.

Ted Pennington has now become some sort of sex celebrity and the ‘Pennington Method’ a household term?!?!?!

I think of my Mommy. It’s weird but it works. Try it!

#4 Written By mofo on September 18th, 2007 @ 7:52 pm

I tried it and it’s no good. Thinking of your Mommy just made me spaff even quicker.

I just let rip and keep it quiet: I can usually stay hard if I carry on hammering it.

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Some male porn star once said in an interview that he thinks of a car full of dead dogs to stop him comeing too soon as it wasn’t sexual but at the same time didn’t make him lose his erection. I tried it once but it kinda made me pull horrible angry faces & my wife got scared so that was the end of that.

2 cans of guiness and a packet of peanuts, that should work, if not go on a massive packet fest and sniff the powda til your buzzin out ur nut and then stick it in her clunger until she begs you to stop, caution: It may take a bit getting your corey all hard when ur all geared up on charlie, but once up it’s bloody staying up my son!

I think every guy on here needs to check out the ‘guess her muff’ website an hour or so before they hook up with their latest cum catcher.

Its not us who cum too quick its the girls who cum too slow

I stick my thumb over the end. The wife complains a bit, but what the hell.

“I get the girl to like, punch me in the balls and shit”

So she doesn’t punch you in the balls but does something like it?
Then she shits?

That must make a bit of a foul smelling mess, I expect it would take your mind off of ejaculation .

I just think about those girls in the Babes of BNP article.

My girlfriend and I do not have a problem with that. We have deceided not to ejaculate until we are married. Until then we will both fake orgasms. I think the youth of today need to learn this.

Thanks for that guys! Now I know what you’re all thinking its gonna take me ages to cum! Talk about putting you off!

As a woman, I can tell any bloke straight up that decent women don’t actually care about how long it takes a bloke to ‘get his load off’. So what if it’s only a few seconds? So what if it’s a few hours?
The first time it goes in is the best anyhow, so as long as that bit is done (unless you are the kind of guy who upon seeing a vag, creams on sight, in which case, help is in order), women are kind of happy, if not 100% satisfied.
If you can go for hours, great.
If not, then it’s kind of sweet that you came so quick… And in a roundabout kind of way, earns sex tokens for cuteness.

Don’t have sex.