He doesn’t even use “Douche Chills”

jockness is the new punk, everyone picks on ‘em.

Yeah, I’m going all Jocky, Oakley Blades, lines shaved into my hair, roids, moussed up spikes, and that whole aggressive attitude peppered with homophobia/homoeroticness… FUCKYEAH BITCH!!HOOT HOOT!!!

The Chicks are douchebags too

sorry to come across all british an shit but what the fuck is a douche?

Go to the website and you will soon learn what a douche is. And as for his use or overuse of the word, why do you even care??????? This site is still funny. Christ!

Go to the website and you will soon learn what a douche is. And as for his use or overuse of the word, why do you even care??????? This site is still funny. Christ!

Go to the website and you will soon learn what a douche is. And as for his use or overuse of the word, why do you even care??????? This site is still funny. Christ!

Go to the website and you will soon learn what a douche is. And as for his use or overuse of the word, why do you even care??????? This site is still funny. Christ!

Go to the website and you will soon learn what a douche is. And as for his use or overuse of the word, why do you even care??????? This site is still funny. Christ!

Maybe the writer of this column is such a hater because Hot Chicks With Dooche Bags is funnier then Vices Dos & Donts.
Instead of writing about how these people suck maybe you should write funnier jokes for your publications. For shame, Vice.

VICE you ain’t as funny as you used to be. The secret is out.

OUCH!

Actually neither one is funny….

i really liked this site

thing is, all these girls are douchebags as well

i dont want to hear it anymore, i used the ‘d’ word the other day and felt like a little girl who copies what they think cool people say. never again.

the guy is trying so hard to be funny he makes me embarrassed to be a human.
we suck.

Which one’s are the chicks and which one’s are the douchebags?

They all look like douches to me.

-1 for Vice

HAHAHA

the irony here is that this website doesn’t even use half these words vice just made them up so so that they could drive them into the ground (so that they could then complain about websites “bukkake[ing] us with it”)

nice try vice, but once again we beat you at your own game.

Vice 0 Us 1

we work shitty jobs. vice doesn’t
vice millions us 1

Yeah, it’s been said, but anyone who pines after these “hot chicks” HAS ISSUES.

it’s dude who HATES frat boys but absolutely loves sorority girls. fucking pathetic!

VICE is pissed because they didn’t think of it first.

I don’t get it. Those chicks are all with the male equal of themselves. So if they think the guy is a douche then why don’t they think the chick is too?!

hahahahhaha

Yep HCwDB is waaaay funnier than Vice. Ifyou hate it that much why feature it at all? Now it probably just means his comments thread will be jammed by the same hate-everything whinge-’bags who clog up this one. I have to admit I still visit this site once a week or so to read the dos and donts but Ive been forced to grudgingly admit that, like Hubba Bubba, Vice just aint what it used to be. Ive clung on for years longer than most of the people I enthusiastically introduced but it may be time to let this sick, blind puppy wander off into traffic.

dudes,

right said fred pwns.

eh he could be douchier.

see ya at my favorite club, Le Douche.

what everybody else said.

the douchebag site may be a one-trick pony, but it just did what vice hasn’t managed to do in months: make me laugh out loud.

they should be thanking you for the free advertisement.

if u freaks hate it so much y read it?

i like it better than vice. maybe i am a douche.

I think Vice created this blog just so they could make fun of it.

You should see the picks of me with all you stupid fucker’s girlfriends.

I blame the chicks in all of this. I mean, if they had half a brain. Even if they do leave the douche for a better man, the douche still got something, which is the toughest part to accept. I remember going to this gig and I say this white piece of shit with these two hot Japanese girls. I remember the guy was a social fucking reject. He couldnt tell his head from his arsehole. He prolly has a centrepart through his arse hair but didnt bother with the red mass of receding pubes on his head. Anyway, looking at this guy made me so mad. Partly cause the hot sashimi between these girls legs werent mine and that this piece of shit was being graced by their presence. Needless to say, they were scoping out the joint for other men, shaking their asses and waiting for someone to take the bate. Problem is the douchebag made everyone wonder whether there was something wrong with these girls in the first place to have to lower themselves to such a compromise… Dunno, anyway, I felt like fucking that bastard up! BAD!

Bitches aren’t even cute.

wow, are you guys jealous cause their site is way wittier and funnier than yours? you suck!

who on earth thinks that shit is funnier than do’s and don’ts? you should be on that site for such douchosity. fuckin wanker

My sister once tell told me that friends of hers dig this “guido-type” (guido is not synonomous with Italian anymore) because d-bags like these don’t make them feel self-conscience. She said they don’t feel self-conscience around these types because women know for sure that these d-bags are the only men on earth who care more about how they look then women do. When I asked her if she knew that they were just trying to F she said that I was wrong and that d-bags dress this way because they love themselves, not women. “guido” culture tells them its important to be better than a woman and since they don’t usually graduate high school the only way they know how to radiate superiority to women is by thinking that they look better or pretending like they make alot of money. I wouldn’t brush this off either because my older sister has a PhD in Cognitive Psych from Stanford.

shocked middle class westerner…. How old are you and what has your mother taught you? You don’t know what a douche is?? It’s what females clean thier croch with after menistating…. Gross, I accually took the time to type that in..

AHA FRAUD! Thanks for finding HotChicksWithDoucheBags.com its hilarious. Plus Vice and HCWDB have something in common…..

Fish Boy (about halfway down)
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2006_11_01_hotchickswithdouchebags_archive.html

& Vice Don’t (this guy likes his pink blazers)
http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=408&country=us

only a douche would refer to women as “chicks”.

There should be more references on the site to older “douche bags” and younger women. Like when you see your retarded old university lecturer charming all the cute young students…

It’s the same thing going on here, it doesn’t always happen in clubs. Your dad walks down the street saying “they’re still looking”; why does he think he’s still got a chance?

haaa, larry. you are the douche

The ‘Sonnet for Pumpy’ post on HCwDB pisses over everything Vice has done this year…genius site, time for Pearson and Capper to give up and go home

sorry to come across all british an shit but what the fuck is a douche?
Posted by: shocked middle class westerner | 28/09/2007 at 19:54

I love the intelligent American dude I am here to educate, as I know that for a 1st world country your education is lacking behind Europe and Canada!!!!
You really want know what a DOUCHEBAG is!!!! It is something a woman rinses her private parts out with. When I look at the man in photo he reminds me of a Don Johnson Miami Vice reject circa 1985!!!! Don’t worry though computer geeks and nerd boy yuppies are worse!!!!

P.S. I have been to Chicago and I know the Mid West lacks in the fashion department!!!!

Amanda Jane Stafford akna Mandie Jane Cowan akna AMANDA SAINT (The Real Deal!!!!)

All Joking Aside Mr Mid West American!!!!
Why don’t you send me a picture and I will put you on my blog!!!!
As I live in Canada and I know my ex has been to Dayton Ohio and he was disgusted!!!! Television is an illusion isn’t it!!!!

Canucks think they are so bad ass ever since Tocchect and Gretzky were indicted in that gambling ring.

All I know is that if I think I have a brain tumor I can have a CATscan in like 10 days. In Canada it takes about 19 weeks. “Just don’t get cancer than eh.” Two thumbs up for universal healthcare.

ELi akna Amanda Jane akna Mandie Jane my box smells so bad I have to clean it out with a douche.

Amanda Saint’s Retort To Another ALL AMERICAN DOUCHEBAG!!!!

“ELi akna Amanda Jane akna Mandie Jane my box smells so bad I have to clean it out with a douche.”
Posted by: Eli | 29/10/2007 at 14:29
Question One: Are you male or female you didn’t specify. As you sound like you are speaking out of you asshole so therefore I am confused!!!!
Question Two: Did you read my sister’s article (Jill “Angel” Stafford) on Brantford Ontario birthplace of Wayne Gretzky?
http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2007/07/britain—is-sh.html
http://radio3.cbc.ca/bands/Amanda-Saint
I would like to add I live in the beautiful town of Brantford, Ontario Canada, home of Alexander Graham Bell (Inventor of the Telephone!!!!) In fact I would add since there is a high number of Scottish, English, Irish Immigrants, that American Ray Delux would also have to become religious in a Brantford pub if he dared to use that defamatory language.
http://radio3.cbc.ca/play/band/Amanda-Saint/Life-Death-and-the-American-Dream/
Question Three: If I get shot in America and I am poor and have no Health Care do they leave me dying on the stretcher, as I can’t afford the bill?
Finally all I can say is you live up to the American Stereotype of being Ignorant, Classless and Vulgar!!!! No wonder Canadians have to wear a Maple Leaf when they travel to Europe!!!!