LAURA’S ACCIDENT

On February 3, 2006, two weeks after Laura and Jonathan got married at City Hall, she got into a terrible bike accident. She doesn’t remember what happened and there were no witnesses. They found her lying two blocks away from the restaurant she worked at. She had flown forward straight onto her face without putting her hands out to break her fall. They have no idea what caused it. But it was the most harrowing sight of Jonathan’s life. Not only because of how she looked, but because she was delirious and vomiting blood…

July 30th, 2007 @ 10:55

Reader Comments

first
July 30th, 2007
1:49 pm

Oh.
emilee
July 30th, 2007
2:35 pm

fake
suckit
July 30th, 2007
7:07 pm

HOT! She looks waaaaay better toothless.
Steam Monkey
July 30th, 2007
10:29 pm

Brucital. Beauty Madness! Love Love Love.
B
July 31st, 2007
12:43 am

I used to have a girlfriend that rocked this look & then she got her tooth fixed- bike accident also… it is totally fucking hot.
Jessica
July 31st, 2007
4:27 am

I landed on my face without hands breaking my fall a few months ago… I liked the way it made me look.
po
July 31st, 2007
12:09 pm

wasn’t this a feature length story? why the repeat?
frank
August 1st, 2007
2:39 am

awesome
Walter Wolf
January 4th, 2008
9:12 pm

Dear Madam or Sir,
I would like to get in touch with Mr. Gavin Watson, please kindly send me the coordinates.
Best regards,

Walter Wolf, Wien, Austria
b
August 22nd, 2008
11:43 pm

i fell on my face at xmas without putting my hands up and ost my two front teeth. i then got chatted up on the train to the dentist.

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