This is a page by and for Neds. They are essentially Glaswegian Chavs but about 20 times more violent. I got to this page after seeing VICE UK’s "Wee Man" post which is a funny parody of Neds (I hope) but the true highlight of this link is entitled "The Catman of Greenock" about halfway down. This man crawls around the cozy fishing village of Greenock on his belly eating rats and whatever else he can find. His face is black with soot and garbage residue. One can’t help but ask, "Here Catman hoo dud you end up l’
this?" Update: He’s on MySpace.
Reader Comments
June 25th, 2007
christ, scots are barbarians
June 25th, 2007
I’m so glad I wasn’t stoned when I watched that.
June 25th, 2007
Holy shit, I’m Scottish, it’s sad he’s representing my culture
June 26th, 2007
Fishing village?! That’ll be right. more like fannybaws-town.
Everyone who lives there is exactly like this bby the way, only most have a side of chips and cheese with their rat.
Catman’s been dead for fucking ages.
NIALL+
June 26th, 2007
call me an over sympathetic wimp, but goddam the catguy makes me sad.
he looked so sad with the rat in his mouth, giving the thumbs up, like he wishes he was a cat. imagine what the f*ck his childhood / kittenhood was like.
har-row-ing.
if he’s dead im happy for him.
June 26th, 2007
wonder if the huge notch out of is head had anything to do with
June 26th, 2007
hood ey diy?
July 29th, 2007
in reply to “doosh” lol
the notch in his head is a wound from an attack, he was attacked by a group of young lads, they broke both his legs, cut out his tongue and slashed him all over his body with a machete, hitting him directly on his skull.
its a miracle he survived the attack, i have a lot of interest in this guy, im amazed that a human can actually adapt to the homeless life so much as to capture and eat rats, to be honest im suprised a study hasnt been carried out on the man.
June 25th, 2008
The cozy fishing village of Greenock,do your research.Greenock may have had a fishing industry years ago but it was known for shipbuilding and more or less every man worked there.Now the population has fell and drugs are a constant misery in the town.I also think its a disgrace that the man has been allowed to live that way,rumours always go around about him dying i just hope its not too late.
August 3rd, 2008
Really, you have to get the facts right.
The “Catman” is a run-away with mental problems.
He ranaway from home when his parents died and he’s lived his life like this. He’s apparently injured because of his lifestyle. Not from the NEDs.
And Greenock is not a fishing town.
And for someone who appears to be very interested in him, you clearly haven’t looked hard enough, otherwise you’d find a documentary all about him.
This man HIDES from other humans and he never stays in the one place. How can someone possibly find him, let alone communicate with him.