Oh shit, I’m in Tokyo now and I’m pretty sure I ran into this group (the big blonde girl atleast and I think the guy from Cobrasnake) at a Kiiiii show a few days ago. They were right in front of me and being a bunch of loud assholes the entire time. They all had cameras and were taking so many shots with flash, my eyes were about to fucking exploding. So annoying, ruined the show for me. Not much of a surprise, I guess.

I would have assumed that they taught some manner of composition at Kansas City Art Institute, but perhaps I am wrong in thinking that Ms. Warren has any formal training. I liked the Sudan photos quite well, and I want to root for the hometown girl, but these are painfully boring … which has to be hard to do in Japan.

Nevermind, the Sudan photos were mislabeled when I read that article. It was another Jaimie. No wonder I liked them.

Fucking hell. A pedophile quadruple amputated monkey with restless eye syndrom and diarrhea could do better than that. Nothing against monkeys, or amputees for that matter, but these pictures are shit.

I bet the girl is nice, but somebody please smash her camera. Thank you in advance.

a while ago i read an article about my fellow youth and their supposed extreme egomania. it hypothesized that unrelenting parental approval and paparazzi shots of celebrities are resulting in fanatically self absorbed young adults. i thought the idea was insulting and unsupported. then here comes jamie warren. thanks for “chopped onion” “glasses of beer on restaurant table” “my friend” “my friend” “my dinner” “my friend”.

So instead of, say, confronting them and threatening to break their cameras and even just asking them to cool off, Dave, you sat there and pouted because those big ol’s jerks were wuining your thow, then griped about it on the internet. What are you shooting for here, the pussy trifecta?

Tokyo is overrated. The hype is over, we all now speak their language and eat their food. We’re done with Japan, it’s time to exploit other culture shall we?

Nicola, shut the hell up please. Tokyo isnt one of your shitty hipster fads, its a major world city with an immense wealth of culture. Just coz you can buy sushi at the supermarket now doesnt mean “We’re done with Japan”.

uggggh
enough with jaimie warren

Hey does anyone wanna see my holiday photo’s from South Korea?

They shit on these bollocks.

That said the blonde bird looks like a giggle.

You fucks!

riZobl