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hahaha, cults :)

Jezebel? Surely not her real name?

JEZEBEL!? One thing I have learned is that people will almost always tell the truth about themselves in one way or another — whether intentionally, or inadvertently. In this instance, one can quite confidently assess the accuracy of the post by the pseudonym presented.

JJ’s story is a curious mixture of fact and fiction (mostly the latter), and separating her lies from the truth can only be discerned by individuals directly involved with the incident. But then, lies have always been of greater interest to the majority than the truth. Why do you think supermarkets place the tabloids in the checkout lines?

Oh, and not incidentally, for those who happen to have a Bible that is used for more than just a paperweight, it can be found in 1 Kings 21:23 what her prophesied fate was.

Truly Gabriel, when the mob came against Jesus it was about him threatening to destroy the temple and then build in back in three days. They said he had a devil. If anything is true it is that nothing changes. The mob is always the mob, and those with the Spirit of God are always the devil. But I am happy for the fire.

“I have come to set the world on fire, and I wish it were already burning! I have a terrible baptism of suffering ahead of me, and I am under a heavy burden until it is accomplished. Do you think I have come to bring peace to the earth? No, I have
come to divide people against each other! From now on families will be split apart,
three in favor of me, and two against—or two in favor and three against. ‘Father will be divided against son, and son against father; mother against daughter, and daughter against
mother; and mother-in-law against daughter-in-law, and daughter-in-law against mother-in-
law.’” Luke 12:49-53 NLT.

Interesting name Jezebel. It means: “Baal exalts” or “Baal is husband to” or “unchaste”. Baal is: a false god or idol, according to the American Heritage dictionary. Seems a very fitting name for the one who wrote this letter.

I think just for a fact it would be good to clarify. No, the photo is not of the seven virgins. No I do not sleep nude with them. One of the girl’s parents did not come to “save” their daughter. They did pick her up and force her to leave since they did not enjoy the company of those here any longer. The parents were very satisfied to have their daughter here as long as others supported her. Everyone here participates in the support of everyone else, and since her parents claimed to be in charge of her, they were just asked if they would contribute as everyone else does. People are free to do what they like here, but the “force” of someone who is almost 16 against her will, is the mark of a cult. We force no one here to do anything. The writer JEZEBEL did use her true name, but not the name she uses for everything else. These are the facts in this case.

Don’t worry scary Jesus, your time will come and you will have sex with many virgins in heaven. Allah told me so.

Hey JesusII, I thought “It is Done”?

The world would not hear from you again? Why the hell are you posting then??????

Kaspar, “It is Done.” You cannot’ help yourself from mocking can you? The statement you refer to is made in the context of the Covenant. The second Messiah of Danial 9 has a covenant for 7 years. That is who I am. The seven years is up this October 31st 2007 at midnight. What has happened so far is that the world does not hear from me anymore in the work of intercession. I do not appeal to the world, for you are set. Soon, when the seventh plague falls, you will not hear from me anymore in judgment. So in the light of this Kaspar, why do you keep drawing me out to judge you? Well, soon you will not. No one will.

fancy a pint on 1st of nov, jesus2 the vendetta ?

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I would find the rantings here against Michael amusing, were it not for the tragedy of the situation. These poor souls can be closely likened to jackals attempting harass and poke at the Lion of the Tribe of Judah (and I speak not of the flesh of Wayne Bent, but rather of that Spirit that lives in him and every true Son of God). They think that because he does not bare his teeth and roar at them in the same impotent manner as they display their toothless gums to him; and because he does not shred them with his claws as they would him, had they the opportunity, that he is weak and intimidated. What they do not perceive is that God displays the same patience in the work of judgment as He does in all else. His purposes allow no haste and no delay, and He does not respond in kind.

Could you now tear God from His throne you would, in whatever personage He presents Himself to you. His pleas for your salvation you have mocked and derided. You would have done the same to Jesus in his day as you do now to Michael. And Jesus prophesied the end of those same souls in the siege and destruction of Jerusalem, when the ate their own children. History WILL repeat itself in one form or another.

You may – and will – jest and aim your mindless epithets at Him, for now, because you are incapable of anything else. But a time is coming soon when your words will return to you in a fire that will consume your souls, for it is by your own choice that you have made a god out of death.

Whoah. Cultist commenters.

holy crap, Vice is ON today.

Could someone turn Gab off … i think he spends too much time listening to the radio.

Halloween? The end of the world is supposed to be on Halloween? Are we really that lazy as a society that even our fucking crazies can’t come up with original dates for the world to end? are we all going to fall in the path of a massive uprising of ICP fans or something?

I stumbled across this blog by accident.
#1 This magazine is Terrible. I can’t believe the stuff that is on here.
#2 I did alittle studying up on this MT guy. I found some things that seemed factual here:

http://www.apologeticsindex.org/s48.html#archangel

I read the other blog too. Gabe seemed upset that Rocco “twisted” MT’s words. Since when has any reporter used the WHOLE interview? They take the most interesting parts and make up their story. ANYONE stupid enough to be interviewed by a reporter/journalist is not very smart to begin with.

#3 I can tell who lives out on their compound. It seems to me that they seem alittle defensive. If they aren’t doing anything wrong, then why the defense?

Jezebel,

In the year 2000 when the Spirit of Michael appeared in Wayne, you along with all present were told to go and ask Father if Michael is Who he said he is, and if he’s not, to ‘flee for your lives’. You were one that remained, saying that Father told you that Michael is His Son. For four or five years you had this testimony.

But now your heart is bitter and you are calling Him a liar. It appears that either you lied for all that time, or that you have gone against what Father told you. Your offense appeared at the same time your life began to visibly and rapidly fall apart, and now in your pride, you lash out to ‘expose’ another when your own life is such an amoral shipwreck.

Even to the readers and writer of this blog you are “feverish” and foul-mouthed. That should give you a clue that the challenges that you have lie a bit closer to home than some man in the wilderness of New Mexico. You are a deceptive, bitter and proud-hearted woman. I say that, not out of animosity, but honestly and for the record.

OK, Mike T. I’ll make a deal with you. You set a date for the End… right? I wasn’t sure you were referring to the END of time. Or the rapture… you’re a pretty cryptic guy. However, let’s say the End doesn’t come on 31.10.07. If so, then here is my deal with you: Shut Up. Go to the woods, never speak to another living soul. Stop trying to save people. Admit you were wrong, admit maybe you have a bit of a messiah complex (hey it’s cool, sometimes I pretend to be a ninja!). Admit to yourself - I don’t care if you tell everyone else - not that you’re a fraud, because your ability to delude depends solely on other’s need to be deluded by you - but that you needed to be important, that you needed to be, not a good reliable guy, but GOD. Powerful. Because, hey, playing dress up is fun, isn’t it?

So, deal or what?

Oh, what do you get out of it? If you’re right? Well, you get to be right… isn’t that enough?

Interesting response, Liz. I quite agree with point #1, and I also agree with their right to print what they want, vis-à-vis the First Amendment.

In point two you make an unfounded assumption that I was “upset” at Rocco. Not in the least. I simply enjoy truth over fantasy, and in this case it has nothing to do with not using the “WHOLE interview.” If you had more carefully read what I wrote, you would see that it has to do with the rewording of his questions into an unrecognizable form, in order to create a dishonest color to Michael’s responses. And additionally, Rocco’s cutting and pasting his responses, making some of his sentences appear contiguous, when in fact they were not – hence my analogy to the jigsaw puzzle. He did not use standard journalistic integrity by employing literary tools such as ellipses, et. al, to indicate he had taken his scissors to Michael’s responses to make him say more closely what the author wanted, than what was actually said. There is a considerable difference between taking “the most interesting parts” to “make up their story” and just plain intellectual dishonesty.

As I indicated in my original post, I have an unedited audio transcript of the interview, and it bears little resemblance to what found its way into print.

In reference to characterizing Michael as “STUPID” for allowing himself to be interviewed – well, that in itself is a credulous statement on the face of it.

As to being “a little defensive” – well, Liz, I have learned that a reader will place the same emotional or affective content on someone else’s printed words that the reader themselves would experience, were they the one writing them. And we mustn’t confuse error correction with defensiveness.

Gabriel,
I have been “STUPID” before and have been interviewed and had my words “twisted” Media & Journist’s NEVER change. They always like to make life “interesting” at others expense. I am not really calling anyone a name, But if you know the media very well, that is what they do, so I will not be “STUPID” anymore.

KKK?

Well, I was reading the comments here. He probably doesn’t sleep nude with them, he is probably awake the whole time.

You’re still “STUPID”! Kumquat!

Ok, I am still “STUPID” But at least I don’t have to do the same “STUPID” thing twice :D

Petro, and Liz.

A man is not stupid for being interviewed, if the results of the interview are what he wants. I am not offended at being misquoted. I am satisfied, for it helps to burn the fire hot, and this is precisely what I desire to happen. This is why I have come, for I am a scandalon, who causes offense to the Christians, and is foolishness to everyone else. This is exactly what I intend. So Rocco may say anything he likes, and he may distort me all he likes, and Jezebel also, for the hotter the fire gets, the more I am fulfilled in my purpose. But even so, this “feverish” little Jezebel saddens me. I feel very sorry for her in her torment. I would not wish that on anyone, but when a soul leaves God, or refuses Him, torment is assured, for all that remains are his demons. All he can do then is imagine things and gnash his teeth, because of the fire ignited in the midst of him.

So, Petro, you want me to set a date. You challenge me, but your question comes from a basic ignorance. Every day the world ends for 146,000 people. So on October 31, everything staying the same, 146,000 will die. Their world will end forever. I will be right 146,000 times. If you could, you might ask them if the world ended for them, and they would all say yes. So would they be wrong, because it did not end for someone else?

But to one thing there is an end and it is precise. In Daniel 9:27 in reads: “And he (the second Messiah) will confirm the covenant for one week (seven years).” The seven years are over on October 31, 2007 at midnight. That is as factual as Monday coming after Sunday. The 490 years are over, and the covenant and prophecy is completed. God told me that I was this second appearing and the Messiah of this covenant. I swear by the One Who lives forever and ever that this is so.

Yet, when the prophecy ends there is another 45 days added to it. “Blessed is he who waits and comes to the 1335.” That being true, the end of the prophecy does not indicate that the “end of the world,” as you put it, has occurred. Neither do the Scriptures say that the 1335 is the end. They say only that those who wait for it will be blessed.

I know that my time is over. I know that my work is completed in October, because the prophecy says so. My “one week” is up. So your challenge is very perceptive to me. Somehow you know what I know. Your world is vile, and you must know this. Even these posts in reaction to me, some from one who knew me, reveals the low, degraded nature of the human animal. I am who I say that I am, and I have come from heaven to complete the work of judgment. This will all occur before October 31. Judgment began for Jerusalem in this prophetic time, but it took time to finally annihilate the city entirely. The final end of their world came over a period of years, but the judgment was fixed.

As Jerusalem was destroyed entirely sometime after the 490 years of Jesus’ prophecy, so this earth will be entirely destroyed after the 490 years of this prophecy now. Before the entire destruction comes, my people will leave with me. We will not be here to see it.

The “end of the world” in the Scriptures is very precisely translated “end of the age.” The end of the prophecy is very accurately the “end of the world” but this does not infer that everyone is dead then. But it is truly the end of my covenant. In the Scriptures it is written of me: “And I heard the man (Michael) clothed in linen (garments of vengeance), which was upon the waters of the river, when he held up his right hand and his left hand unto heaven, and sware by him that liveth for ever that it shall be for a time, times, and an half; and when he shall have accomplished to scatter the power of the holy people, all these things shall be finished (ended).”

Why does everyone representing themselves as a God always talk like they’re in a shitty fantasy novel? “You may – and will – jest and aim your mindless epithets at Him, for now, because you are incapable of anything else. But a time is coming soon when your words will return to you in a fire that will consume your souls, for it is by your own choice that you have made a god out of death.” I guess that, in a fucked up sense, this is kinda a lot like LARPing, except you guys are like angels and messiahs and such. I guess I can be down with that. Just one question, if I roll a natural 20, do I get to ride a Dragon?

“The Jerks” — are you in need of a remedial reading course, or is it simply that everyone must communicate with gutter slang in order to get your attention?

One thing you may be sure of, regardless of whether you roll 20, it is not you who will ride the dragon. It’s quite evident he’s already strapped his saddle to your back and dug his spurs in.

This is far more real than any Live Action Roll Playing. It is literally life and death, and you will live or die — really — according to the “roll” you chose.

I’d just like to say, there is no way I could planned that response better had I written it myself. He even used the wrong “role/roll”.I think the only thing I can compare this to is an Ayn Rand sex scene.
Gabriel just totally owned whoever previously held the record for best fantasy metal threat ever. I can smell the Vikings coming for me now.
The fucking Dragon strapped his saddle to my back! how fucking epic is that!

This blog is disgusting

My dwarf paladin crouches over his bloody battle-axe, preparing to cleave Gabriel in twain for this attempt to seize the title rightfully belonging to my dwarf, Gimlus. As he casts his final spell in preparation, he wipes his axe with a white cloth and offers a prayer to Pelor, God of the Sun. Watch out, Gabriel, Gimlus, Paladin of Pelor will not rest until your wretched heart lies shriveled in the sun, an offering to his patron diety.

Top that, fucker.

Korhal, lord of the Uznu’kai, crept silently to watch his quarry prepare a sacrifice to his filthy little demon lord, unaware of unknowable threat that lay at his flank, waiting to cleave him in twain. Korhal spit between his teeth at the mere thought of such a foolish weakness as faith, and prepared to strike.

“Lord Pelor, protect me!” shouted Gimlus as he rose from kneeling. The arrow whizzed nearly by his ear, deflected by the spell. He saw his opponent, lurking in the shadows. He knew that he faced a powerful being: a normal arrow would have been stopped dead by that divine sheild. Gimlus quietly whispered a prayer to his God, asking for the power to detect his foe’s alignment. He found he faced the most evil man he had ever encountered. This could only mean one thing, and Gimlus knew the solution. “Holy Pelor, give me flavor-aid!” This cry rang through the valleys and glens, reflected off the mountaintops and the lowest layers of the atmosphere. The powerful enchantment raised a cloud of dust, and when it settled, the man Gimlus faced lay dead, surrounded by a crowd of previously unseen cultists and heathens.

Little did the little heathen dwarf know, Korhal was about to dance back. Having left his mortal coil to pass under the onslaught of Gimlus’ followers, he readied himself to take assume his true form. As he revealed the massive being which was his one true aspect, he let out a singular cry:” Eat OT III, bitch!” and released a fleet of hydrogen bomb-laden DC 8’s on Gimlus’ copyright infringing ass.

Pussy Power

((OOC: what the fuck bitch, there are no airplanes in this setting!))

Gimlus dropped onto one knee and began to thank the Sun God Pelor. As he completed the principal rites for the second time, a dark shadow was cast on the bronze sun that served as Gimlus’ holy symbol. He heard a loud noise from above. He saw a series of aeroplanes, and dozens of descending bombs. “So that’s how it is,” Gimlus said to himself. “Might as well go out with a bang.” These words, carefully chosen, activated a rune that Gimlus had scribed many years before, in case of just this situation. Suddenly, five demons appeared in front of Gimlus. Fifteen seconds later, the rune activated again, this time casting level three summon instruments. First appeared a drumset, then three Marshall stacks, then an additional speaker bank, then an electic bass. Next came an electric guitar, then a microphone, and then, the finishing touch, a doubleneck electic. The demons knew what to do: they immediately picked up the instruments, and with a few initial power chords, lurched into full, metaltastic, rocking. The rune activated again, setting off a series of firework-like cantrips around the performers. These would continue for quite some time. Gimlus turned his attention to the explosives rapidly descending toward his position. He quickly cast summon monster VI in the general direction of the departing planes. It is rather astounding how quickly a grizzly bear can take one of those things down. Gimlus contemplated his options extremely briefly before settling on a plan originally designed by one of his heroes. In lieu of laser beams, he used fireballs to systematically detonate each of the bombs before it hit the ground. He just had one threat left to take care of: this demon-lord. However, the demon seemed to be temporarily engaged cackling manically, so Gimlus took the opportunity to pray again. “Glory be to Pelor, and to Ronald Regan, and to Capitalism. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.”

hey mikey,
you are a douchebag. have fun when waco II comes down own your pedophile ass. haven’t you dumbass messiahs learned anything from the actions of your peers? it all ends up with you dead and everyone else laughing at you. do us all a favor and treat us to a one man jonestown impersonations you dumb cunt.

Hey Fantasy Freaks: post your writing roulette somewhere else; you’re going to scare away the real entertainment here. Up until your Terry Brooks-ish serial postings, this comments column was the most captivating thing I’ve seen on Vice in months. Think about it: GOD IN THE FLESH was blogging! Not to mention His hordes of earthly angels. Lets get back to that: Mr. Travesser, please proceed.

the fantasy freaks are the best part.

sincerely,
bubblebee

Right thats enough!

This is boring!

Please do an artical on something else, like rainbows or anorexic dolphins…or summit.

Cults, didnt we already see this issues back? Foooookin boring.

Whats next? Fuckin articals on “gangs” or “drugs”?

Y_A_W_N!

Hey Mikey how do i Join

Mr. Rational, you have accused me of being a pedophile. The meaning of that word is, “the term pedophile is used colloquially to denote significantly older adults who are sexually attracted to adolescents below the local age of consent, as well as those who have sexually abused a child.” Wiki.

This does not apply to me, since I am not attracted sexually this way, nor have I had sex with a minor. But I have noticed that those who accuse others in the way you have accused me, are usually guilty themselves of the very things they accuse others of. So, honestly Mr. Rational, have you ever had sexual desires for someone under the age of consent? Have you every had sexual contacts with anyone under the age of consent? If so, then it is you who are the pedophile. Does your self hatred for the crimes you accuse me of, cause you to thrust out at me and hate me with it? This is just an honest question, for I am not accusing you as you have accused me. I personally know some souls who have sexually perverted ideas who accuse me of having the same ideas in my head. I do not. So tell me the truth. Are you a pedophile?

But why do I persist with this folly of speaking to the dead. It is written of me: “He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.” Ps 2:4. That is, “The Lord who sits in the heavens shall laugh at them and mock them.” Yes, I am fulfilling prophecy. It is something I am forced to do. You mock God, and so He mocks you.

Even though I have committed no crimes, the world’s hatred against me is evident. The wrath of the devil is fully aroused against me, but the wrath of the Lamb has appeared also. When this is all finished, the evil hearted and false accusers will all be consumed together, in the heat of their own imaginations, and, it seems that they could not care less. I suppose this is the very reason that it is all fair. But I have already left this world. I am not part of it. And soon, one way or another, I shall be seen in it no more. I am content.

Mr. Trevasser:

-15 is under the age of consent
-”Lying naked” does constitute an act of sexual voilation
-Your accusations of Mr. Rational are based on psychological myths that are rapidly dispelled in any psychology class higher than fourth grade-level.
-You have comitted many crimes, against particular people, societal norms, and the world’s largest group of religions.

kill michael already. if he’s god he’ll come back… and forgive you! :) because god, or jesus’s hot throbbing rod of love is eternal

Mostly Alkaline,

It is you Mr. A. that believes a myth. You say, “Lying Naked does constitute an act of sexual violation” This would only be true if one is exposed and aroused. And it would only be true if one were you, since for you, and in your heat, you would be aroused. But this does not apply to me, for none of these things occurred with me.

When a young child jumps on mommy’s and daddy’s bed on Sunday morning and the child is naked, would that constitute having sex with a minor? If a surgeon is cutting on a naked woman, removing her sexual organs in a hysterectomy, would that constitute sex. If a doctor operated on a naked child, would that be considered sex? To you it may, but to me it does not AND to the law it does not. You are simply falsely accusing me, as those who falsely accused Jesus. It does not come out of a crime, but simply hatred instead. You hate me, that is simply the reason you imagine what you do, but I have committed no crime. Everything I have done has been fully published. I have no secrets as you have.

But consider your own vain world. You must have heard of nudist camps. Have you? Well sir, in nudist camps everyone is nude. Do you know that. They are all exposed. They lie down on their blankets in the nude and outside where everyone can see them. These are men, women, and children. Tell me Mr, Know-So-Much-About-Sex, does this activity in a nudist camp constitute sex with children? I truly think you had better go back to the books and get a little education, for you clearly lack it.

Clearly and accurately stated, Michael.

There is something in my life of which I seldom speak, not necessarily that I am ashamed of it (but that could possibly be a factor as well, because I have witnessed the stupidity of human education:), and it is that my college degree is in Criminal Psychology. I mention this by way of expressing astonishment at the blatant ignorance of “MostlyAlkaline’s” comments. Categorically he has listed items that present clear evidence that HIS education in psychology does not exceed a “fourth grade-level.”

When people such as “MostlyAlkaline” obviously extract such fanciful comments directly from the vacuum of their own thinking (as are most of the responses here), it would seem they open themselves up to precisely what you observed Michael – that they are engaging in the mechanism of emotional displacement; a thrusting of those qualities upon someone else which they, themselves, possess, i.e., pedophellia.

It would seem, as the Bible says, that such people cannot help but condemn themselves by their own words, no matter how much energy they put into disguising themselves as intelligent and honest.

This is truly amazing! To any discerning mind, this quite adequately proves what you have been saying, Michael. You could not get a group of trained seals to perform better that this.

it’s interesting that this current iteration of the messiah, rather than performing miracles and healing the sick, is spending his time getting in flamewars on somebody’s blog.

kinda fits, though.

spineofsnake, again you misperceive, whether intentionally or unintentionally, along with others. Who was it that contacted me, interviewed me, and then distorted the interview? It was this Vice magazine. Who began the war and the flaming. It was this Vice magazine. So before you play the victim, get the facts.

spineofsnake, again you misperceive, whether intentionally or unintentionally, along with others. Who was it that contacted me, interviewed me, and then distorted the interview? It was this Vice magazine. Who began the war and the flaming. It was this Vice magazine. So before you play the victim, get the facts.

Could we maybe cool it with the jerking eachother off, Gabriel/Michael? I mean I’m all for Onanism, and it was entertaining at first, but we’re getting an eensy bit self-indulgent at this point. Let’s get back to the Fantasy Metal. I mean, this is Vice, and nerds are way hipper than cults right now.

You know, Jerks, for those whose entire life revolves around dancing to the worthless thoughts of some game programmer (and the entirety of what you do is just that – allowing a code-writer to massage your “brain” and waltz you around his virtual dance floor), there are other parts of this blog for the electronically lobotomized. If you really don’t like what is being said here it is very easy to simply not visit this page. So why are you here?

What is so very perfect about this great controversy here is that each one participating reveals just who they are by their own words. It is by one’s words, (and sometimes, in spite of them), that one’s heart is revealed and made plain to all.

Everyone who reads here knows just what spirit each participant is of.

The absolute fairness of it all cannot be missed by even the vilest of devils.

You know, I’m not really into video games in general (and just so you know, nobody references any in the first place, that was D&D, that’s why you “roll”) but there was an article in the Believer about a pretty fascinating one a couple of months ago. Waco Resurrection. It was conceived as some art-faggy thing about the performative and the institutionalization of simulacra and everything, but I’m sure it’d be a dope training tool. You get to like glossalate at federal agents to convert them and shit.

ahh, the whole “you started it” argument. your vociferous self-defense here suggests your ego is all caught up in this, which would also suggest to an uninvolved bystander that you are NOT the christ.

but i could be wrong. i’ll keep watching and let your own words vindicate or damn you.

Through an extensive digital writing assesment program of my own design, I have determined that Michael and Gabriel are, in fact, the same person, writing as two personas in order to provide the standpoint of a loyal follower to back up Michael’s cause.

Spineofsnake, as I mentioned in a previous post, the affective or emotional content one places on someone else’s written word is quite revealing of themselves. One cannot, in any reasonable manner, truly understand whether a writer is being defensive or simply correcting error by stating what is truth. By doing so, you obviously display yourself as one who, were you to write those same words, would be “vociferous” and “defensive” in doing so.

There is an enormous gap between simply explaining to you the genesis of this blog (which is what Michael was doing), and engaging in “the whole ‘you started it’ argument.” Your comment appears to be nothing more than a mindless criticism without any substantive content as to why Michael is wrong in what he says. In other words, your position is morally and intellectually vacuous. It simply possesses no content.

Hey, Postal Worker, which way is it to the cultist camp?

Science, you really should see if you can get your money back for that software. They obviously saw you as someone on whom they could unload some previously unsaleable programs. :)

O’Hara v. State of Texas.

Man sleeps naked with someone else’s kid. No evidence of penetration is found. Convicted of “indecent acts involving children,” or something similar to that.

Oh, and Jerks, thank you for the corrections. I am quite pleased to be found ignorant of the nuances of such matters — though my minimal intellect cannot seem to discern much essential difference between the psyco-emotional effect of the two on the ones involved with them.

MostlyAlkaline,

Thank you for so adequately making my point. You quote case law from ONE state — and the home of Mr. Bush, no less — as your evidence, when your original statement was presented as if it were universal, or federal law. There are actually fifty states, MA, and there are some of them where the age of consent is 14. Were I to follow your logic, I would have quoted to you the laws of the sovereign nation of Iceland, where even child pornography is not illegal.

I address only your inconsistencies, and my argument in no way accedes to the vile implications posted here by you or anyone else. Nor do I have any condemnation for you. You can only proceed from who you are.

let’s cut the shit for a minute, michael. did you, or did you not get into bed with someone else’s 15 year old kid, both of you naked? and if so, why? why not give the kid some pajamas? a simple yes or no answer will do. all the ‘i am jesus’ shit is just funny and pathetic. we need to hear the truth about something that actually matters. yes or no? oh, and did your little pecker twitch? even once?

gabriel. you too can “only proceed from who you are.” what a bunch of meaningless drivel. i am what i am. wherever you go there you are. did you learn about jesus from a bumper sticker? it doesn’t matter what silly arguments you use, you’re still just an apologist for a pederast and a liar and a lunatic and a boring, long winded idiot. david koresh was way hipper. jim jones was a cock-rockin’ kool aid messiah! shit, what kind of second coming is named mike? lame!

No

this has been the most entertaining thing on vice for quite some time. some charming and literate asshole who has convinced people that he is the second coming of an ancient magician, the angel that sits at his right hand, all kinds of blog nerds, fantasy metal nerds…ahhh it’s too much. nothing gives me more pleasure than the image of christo numero dos sitting down at his dell with a bottle of mountain dew and a bag of cheetos to respond to the most recent criticism of his cult-doings.

Did you see them nude? AT ALL? Yes or no answer would work.

WOWIE!!!!!This is quite the story. So Michael, are you saying that NO your pecker didn’t twitch? Or you didn’t have them in your bed NUDE? Or were they the only ones NUDE? It sounded like that you didn’t see anything wrong with seeing them nude as long as you didn’t get aroused. I like the idea of the YES and NO answers.

more yes/no stuff mikey. were you going to “marry” that 15 year old girl? who are these 7 virgins and why aren’t you deflowering them? gay messiah, perhaps? seems people are really interested in the pecker twitching, too. oh, and jesus, did you have a brother? did you hump a hooker? did you wipe your ass with the moneychangers? how do you feel about smiting? i know some sodomites …

mr. rational said: “i am what i am.”

And what are you other than an accuser? You take a name that suggests that you are rational, yet you waste your time on this thread contending with someone that you don’t even accept. How is that rational? Have you nothing better to do with your important, and meaningful life, or are you trying to extinguish the flames that are consuming you in your hatred?

And by the way, the significance of Messiah taking the name Michael in this generation can be easily seen if one would peruse the Bible. But then again, the Bible predicts that the time would come when people would search to and fro for the word of the Lord, and not find it. Even Mr. Magoo can see that that time has definately come.

let me get this straight, i called you a pedophile, therefore i’m a pedophile? that’s deep, man. let me try one. you call yourself jesus, therefore i am jesus. sweet! hear that, virgins? it’s jesus here! come on over to my temple (house) and i’ll gladly deflower you, but only after you show me some I.D.! this jesus ain’t no kiddie-diddler! and i don’t wear those silly white robes so you don’t have to be embarrassed to take me to the bar. come on over, ladies!

“justice”,
i said ‘i am what i am’ in parody of gabriel’s idiotic ‘you can only proceed from who you are’ comment. i guess your reading comprehension isn’t so good. better go back to perusing the bible. also, i’m not wasting my time. i’m having fun. this shit is hilarious. you jesus freaks are hilarious. this makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. you are DEFINITELY semi-literate, eh? mr. magoo was a racist. jesus wore a dress. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Yowza, I too find the postings here somewhat “entertaining” – in a dark sort of way. Never have I witnessed such a pantheon of self-made deities, apparently in total ignorance of the exposure they are making of their inner selves. It is as if every word writes their personal life history across the screen – and believe me, I do not have THAT good an imagination. With each post I am left in utter amazement at how perfectly they corroborate Biblical prophecies as to how it would appear when demonic agencies come into possession of human souls.

But then, that is what most of them want – especially the gamers. Such things as D&D are especially engineered to take a soul into the Heart of Darkness. And after all, God wants each person receive their heart’s desires, even if it is not Him.

I suppose I should not be quite so amazed, however, because I have professed to believe the Scriptures for many years, yet it is quite another thing to actually see it happening so clearly before my eyes.

mr. rational said: “i’m having fun.”

People were having fun before the flood. Enjoy :~)

so gabriel & justice… Did Michael see his virgins nude? or do you not know?

Well Jones, Sounds like you might have hit the nail on the head. Gabe and Justice are being silent to that question.

holy jezusfreeks!
yep, they’re still dodging the pedophile question. you’d think the all-powerful types (and their lackeys) wouldn’t be so fearful of the laws of man, being directed by the lord himself and all.
as for having fun before the flood … um, yeah that’s a killer album, dude. so you BELIEVE the scriptures, eh whacko? so the earth is 7000 years old is it? the flood actually happened? god sure is a tricky fucker, to scatter all that evidence to the contrary all over the earth. a little trickster, he is.

also, i find it quite telling to witness the shadenfreude of our new jesus mike and his peon justice. both have professed enjoyment at the thought of me being killed by their god. wow. talk about some spiteful, angry people. i thought jesus was supposed to be a nice guy. i guess mike is more of an old-testament kind of believe in me or i’ll kill you kind of jealous like an infant sorta god. pretty pathetic.

goddammit! no reply! i thought you jezusfreeks didn’t need sleep, like zombies. brain dead or living dead, the jury’s still out …

Scriptures from the Holy Bible have nothing to do with this cult except to show the people who really fear the real God how absolutely perverse that this cult really is.waynies influence could even be put across with a comic book, that’s how gullable these people are.You folks out there in new mex. really ought to get your brains washed again and then take a good look at what you’re doing, grab on to a big ol’ chunk of reality and start over .You would be surprised at what you’re missing. All my best
TS

reality? bwaaaaahahahaaaaaa … you’ve seen this god of yours, have you? really? the only difference between this cult and yours is numbers. transubstantiation? come on, man. at least call it magic. speaking of religion, it’s spelled GULLIBLE. as in, you’d have to be pretty fucking gullible to believe that an all-powerful god capable of creating infinite space and time would be concerned with the paltry actions of humanity. why are all these jesus freaks such bad spellers? sign of a diseased mind, perhaps?

Oh. Pleez acuse mi speling and thanx for the corekshun. You mormon. All my best
TS

mormon? how dare you! you filthy baptist!

um … jesus? hate to be the bearer of bad news, but, uh … the, uh … “virgins?” i’m pretty sure i porked the one on the left … sorry!

um … jesus? hate to be the bearer of bad news, but, uh … the, uh … “virgins?” i’m pretty sure i porked the one on the left … sorry!

um … jesus? hate to be the bearer of bad news, but, uh … the, uh … “virgins?” i’m pretty sure i porked the one on the left … sorry!

um … jesus? hate to be the bearer of bad news, but, uh … the, uh … “virgins?” i’m pretty sure i porked the one on the left … sorry!

um … jesus? hate to be the bearer of bad news, but, uh … the, uh … “virgins?” i’m pretty sure i porked the one on the left … sorry!

um … jesus? hate to be the bearer of bad news, but, uh … the, uh … “virgins?” i’m pretty sure i porked the one on the left … sorry!

Well, After reading SOME of this blog… I couldn’t handle all of it, I have a question for you Michael. You said NO to one of the questions that was asked you. Have you seen these girls nude? Have they seen you nude? Why is this even a subject? I like clear answers. Not a whole bunch of words to confuse me. Thank You!

angie,
he’s been dodging that one for a while now. i’m thinking he bones them all even tho’ they are called the 7 “virgins.” what does that even mean? hell, those kwazy xtians call mary a virgin … um? immaculate conception? suuuuuuuuuure.

angie,
he’s been dodging that one for a while now. i’m thinking he bones them all even tho’ they are called the 7 “virgins.” what does that even mean? hell, those kwazy xtians call mary a virgin … um? immaculate conception? suuuuuuuuuure.

angie,
he’s been dodging that one for a while now. i’m thinking he bones them all even tho’ they are called the 7 “virgins.” what does that even mean? hell, those kwazy xtians call mary a virgin … um? immaculate conception? suuuuuuuuuure.

angie,
he’s been dodging that one for a while now. i’m thinking he bones them all even tho’ they are called the 7 “virgins.” what does that even mean? hell, those kwazy xtians call mary a virgin … um? immaculate conception? suuuuuuuuuure.

angie,
he’s been dodging that one for a while now. i’m thinking he bones them all even tho’ they are called the 7 “virgins.” what does that even mean? hell, those kwazy xtians call mary a virgin … um? immaculate conception? suuuuuuuuuure.

angie,
he’s been dodging that one for a while now. i’m thinking he bones them all even tho’ they are called the 7 “virgins.” what does that even mean? hell, those kwazy xtians call mary a virgin … um? immaculate conception? suuuuuuuuuure.

This whole blog really saddens me. Mr. Bent used to be my friend. I can’t believe that He has gone this far. I can’t believe that these types of things are even being printed about him. I really feel for the Girls in the picture. They are young and are in a very delicate place.

Gabriel and Michael are like totally going out, Hey Michael what’s your opinion on Michael Jackson? Pedophile or Messiah? I love it when nerds who have been made to feel substandard their whole lives and not got any actione swing back the other way to Doolally and imagine that they are somehow the focal point of the entire universe. you’re just one guy Michael, one guy who’s into young nubile teenage girls. you’re co-opting the bible brainwashing thing for a little personality gussy up because you’re terrified by your own insignificance. ho ho wait til you die, all the other ghosts are going to ROAST your ass laughing. we’re just the advance jeer

PEACE, MY BEARDED FLOCK THOU WRATH SHALL WARHAMMER THINE ENEMIES

Some of you here think this is a big joke. IT IS NOT! These are real people here. I think that ALL of you should consider these things and pray that God Protects their minds.

“god” is the problem, dumbass. why, JESUS HIMSELF is diddling those 7 virgins as we speak!!!

“god” is the problem, dumbass. why, JESUS HIMSELF is diddling those 7 virgins as we speak!!!

“god” is the problem, dumbass. why, JESUS HIMSELF is diddling those 7 virgins as we speak!!!

“god” is the problem, dumbass. why, JESUS HIMSELF is diddling those 7 virgins as we speak!!!

“god” is the problem, dumbass. why, JESUS HIMSELF is diddling those 7 virgins as we speak!!!

“god” is the problem, dumbass. why, JESUS HIMSELF is diddling those 7 virgins as we speak!!!

It may be serious but GAWD (2) is it funny. check out the original blog post for my thoughts on Mike Fuckin Jesus and his predilection for young troubled girls. you know a real messiah would have some hot sado suicide girls draping him, not fugly hick chicks from broken families.. pathetic Jesus II, pathetic. you are a disgrace to the whole genre of sequels… Ghostbusters II now there’s something to praise! JESUS SAVES what about Gremlins II HALLY LOO YUH BACK TO THE FUTURE II IS THE GODHEAD MY PEOPLE TESTIFY IN THE COURT OF SALVATION TO ITS SUPRADOMINE ECCE MOMO! can I get a what what

this is like Lloyd Part Deux: Flushed Away

hey Mike do you ever yell at the girls? or are you always soft-spoken? we’re trying to get a read on. do you go “girls disrobe from thine garments and come unto me this night” or do you go “GIRLS! DISROBE FROM THINE GARMENTS AND COME UNTO ME THIS NIGHT”

please advise because I’m very interested in becoming a part of your harem scarem. I’m weedy, pale, anorexic, my dad touched me when I wsa young and I like being ministered to. I also Looooove sci-fi. message me!

sirhan2,
hells yeah you can get a WHAT! YEAH! WHAT! indeed ghostbusters II pretty much rocked the cock and in a way, it is us who are showing this prehistoric bitch (jesusII) how we do things ’round here. bill murray would be proud.

sirhan2,
hells yeah you can get a WHAT! YEAH! WHAT! indeed ghostbusters II pretty much rocked the cock and in a way, it is us who are showing this prehistoric bitch (jesusII) how we do things ’round here. bill murray would be proud.

sirhan2,
hells yeah you can get a WHAT! YEAH! WHAT! indeed ghostbusters II pretty much rocked the cock and in a way, it is us who are showing this prehistoric bitch (jesusII) how we do things ’round here. bill murray would be proud.

sirhan2,
hells yeah you can get a WHAT! YEAH! WHAT! indeed ghostbusters II pretty much rocked the cock and in a way, it is us who are showing this prehistoric bitch (jesusII) how we do things ’round here. bill murray would be proud.

sirhan2,
hells yeah you can get a WHAT! YEAH! WHAT! indeed ghostbusters II pretty much rocked the cock and in a way, it is us who are showing this prehistoric bitch (jesusII) how we do things ’round here. bill murray would be proud.

sirhan2,
hells yeah you can get a WHAT! YEAH! WHAT! indeed ghostbusters II pretty much rocked the cock and in a way, it is us who are showing this prehistoric bitch (jesusII) how we do things ’round here. bill murray would be proud.

So would Clinton :D

Don’t worry Mr. Green, poor Mr. “Bent” really feels (for) the girls in the picture, too! He feels for their young and delicate places. He feels a rush of power from their cow-eyed subservience. He feels a little more like Jesus every time some new abuse is launched at him. So keep up the good work, hipsters! Maybe soon he’ll nail himself up on a cross and give us a real good wriggling Jesus show!

haven’t heard much from the god squad lately. these jesus freaks haven’t abandoned us to our fate to swim in the lake of fire, have they? i thought they were supposed to try and save our immortal souls. piss poor christians. what about our souls, mike? don’t you care anymore? or do you only care about souls with a pussy?

He doesn’t really care. He got scared because I think that the questions were alittle too close to home. He knows he has done wrong, and his silence condoms him.

HEY! JESUS DON’T WEAR NO CONDOMS! POPE SAY CONDOMS BAD! AIDS FOR AFRICA & THE WORLD = SAINTHOOD!

And on the fifth day, the Lord gave us rain, which calmed my ass because my ass was on fire. And on the sixth day I realized that I had Hemmorrhoids and so I walked many itchy miles to find a place called Walgreen’s. There I found an angel named Faith who had great bangs and snapped her gum when she talked. She didn’t judge me when I asked where they kept the Hemmorrhoid cream and after I got home and wiped that shit on my rectum, I realized I was in heaven. From this day forward, I called it “the day of the cream.”

Gahndi used to sleep with 13 or 14 year old girls as a test of his ability to resist temptation. I have to wonder though if occasionally he went for a BJ or a finger fuck.

I’m not being paranoid, but sometimes I wonder if VICE is somehow tied to the C.I.A. The way they cover certain stories, the fact that they seem to have some pretty in depth connections, their weird, but sophisticated sense of humor, their razor sharp instincts for corruption, their international awareness, and their tendency to target people like Travesser here, all remind me a little bit something like a lightweight FBI or CIA counter insurgency profiling operation. No offense, I love me some VICE, but I can’t help but notice the similarities. It makes me wonder, are some of the VICE people working for the CIA? I mean, think about the way they monitor subculture. How does Shane get into Sudan or meet with Uranium smugglers? How do they get into Chernobyl or even parts of Virginia? It’s a real titty twister methinks…

You can tell he’s an ego-maniac because he posts multi-paragraph responses to anyone who challenges him. Hey Michael, you’re an ego-maniac! You’re not God and we all couldn’t care less about anything you have to say about the world. We don’t need you to explain everything to us. We have our own free wills and powers of decision making. We’re not here to worship you. If you really give this some consideration, it might even come as a relief to you.

I would like to make a final comment to this blog. I have been sitting back observing the vileness of this den of demons and the hypocrisy of this sea of blood for a little time now. And yes, God will abandon you now, as you have mocked and hoped for abandonment. But I will make some things clear for you to help you get into your fire a little more.

First of all Mr. Green (this man who writes here on this blog wringing his hands in sorrow and feigned affect) I don’t know you, for the only Mr. Green I ever knew in my life was one who threatened to kill me. So Mr. Green, if this is you from those many years ago, I would invite you to not weep for me, but save your tears for you and your children. You have simply entered this site as one who is one with these dark creatures whose mentality is close to a very literal insanity.

Now for some of the others in this swill of human defecation (I know you will just love to mock at this term), I will say some things plainly, and then never speak with you again about them.

We do have virgins here that have been used by God to pour out the plagues upon man. Of the seven, the oldest one here now is 28 and the youngest one is 20. You may find these plagues in Revelation 16. From the sounds on this page, I know the plagues are taking effect. Their story has caused you to wallow in your “sore,” which is the first plague. The second and third plagues are bloodshed, and you certainly qualify for those. “They gnaw their tongues for pain (trouble over me)” and this you are doing now. The people suffering the plagues blaspheme God, and this you are doing daily. The plagues also say that the people do not repent. This certainly speaks of you.

The fourth plague is the sun heating up, scorching men with fire. This I have done, since I am that sun (Son) and I have truly scorched you with great heat judged by the way in which you have responded to me. The fifth plague is darkness that comes down onto the seat of the beast. Watching some of you post has established this event. I am astonished at the darkness of those who post here, except for one or two. The sixth plague is that the river Euphrates dries up, and I certainly can see that no grace (river Euphrates) exists for you anymore. Your Babylon will very soon collapse upon itself from the demonic activity that will invade you, leaving you even more mentally challenged. Very soon you will see the seventh plague, and your proud haughty remarks and blasphemous sounds will cease forever.

So, these virgins have truly exposed you to your plagues and your self immolation. You are writhing in your own imagination and God has judged you by that. It is fair that you are in your torments, for you are the creators of them, all by yourselves.

But I will say this. Your imagination has truly made things much greater than they are, but without your imagination you would not burn, so it is necessary that you make up things by your imagination so that you will burn. How would you burn and curse, if you really knew what happened here?

To answer your questions (and you certainly will not believe my answer, since you would so love things to be as you imagine them) I have not slept with the virgins, or had sex with the virgins, and no, they have not seen me naked, except, perhaps, the nakedness that they might see if I were on the beach with my pants and shoes on. You who know so much, have you every had your shirt off around someone else?

Don’t you get it? They are virgins, real live virgins, you know, females who have never let some perverted and insane male, dripping all over himself, like some of those who post here, touch them. Yes, they are still untouched, okay? Is this clear enough for you who feign confusion? Oh, I know you wished that they were touched so that you could drool and drip all over your keyboard, but they are not touched. The stories going around presently by whomever is spreading them, are only given to make you real hot in your fire, and it seems that it has worked. No, I have never been aroused by the virgins and neither have they been aroused by me. Hope this does not entirely ruin your day. No, I take that back, I hope it does.

I truly hope that more people who claim to have known me will now write and increase your heat. Some old friend, who “knows me well,” (but doesn’t know me at all) will write so that you might have your heat increased to the temperature of Thermite. That is the explosive used that took down the Trade Center. Perhaps you remember that.

I will soon be gone, but your life will not be so happy when this event occurs. I will take those with me who know my heart, and who know who I am, and everyone else will be left in their fire. I know for a certainty that some here truly want it that way. You have told me so. You will not hear from me again, and I will be satisfied to let your imagination do whatever it will.

i get the feeling we’re not going to hear from our pissant messiah anymore. perhaps he blogs on thursday, rests on friday, eats pussy on saturday, genuflects on sunday … what about his disciples, though? i thought those idiots would stick around for some more abuse, work on their martyr hardons. love to get your noses rubbed in it, don’t you, you sick little fucks? i was really hoping mike would come back for more. i was saving my ‘this dumb cunt thinks he’s jesus’ trump card. oh well, plenty more where that came from. we’ll just have to hope some new charlatan decides to post on vice …

whoops! he snuck that one in while i was writing. wait, mikey. come back! i’ve still got my dumb cunt thinks he’s jesus trump card. don’t tell me you aren’t curious …

heeeere mikey mikey mikey!!!

check out this douchebag on wikipedia. he claims the world will end in the fall of 2007! what are you going to do for xmas, mike? shoot yourself in the face? the rest of us will still be here on this fucked up earth, sinning away and having a bit of fun. one more thing mike, DID YOUR PECKER TWITCH?

“Don’t you get it? They are virgins, real live virgins, you know, females who have never let some perverted and insane male, dripping all over himself, like some of those who post here, touch them.”
hey mike, good thing your mom let your insane, cum dripping father touch her leathery old snatch or you wouldn’t be here to tell us all how dirty we are. did he diddle you too?

Of course his pecker twitched. Everybody’s pecker twitches. Mine twitched just reading this whole steamy epic about naked virgins and sleeping with them and not sleeping with them. My problem is what do you do with a guy like Mike? I mean, does he have any job training? Should we send him to an advertising firm so he can use some of his lengthy prose to sell coffee or aftershave? If he’s in good shape he could probably work construction. How about it Mike, would you like to have your own apartment and a job out here in the land of the sinners? You might even make some of that “evil,” money you earned to buy an “evil,” drink for a real woman at an “evil,” bar. Then you could realize what’s it like to be an awkward, intimidated, but casually accepted male in the 21st century, just like the rest of us. Or no wait, that would freak you out too much so you’d have to run back to your desert compound with your brainwashed child brides and continue being Jesus until you all decide to kill yourselves with your magic Kool-Aid or sleeping pills or gun driven suicide orgy or whatever. I haven’t caught the latest issue of Mass Suicide quarterly so you’ll have to excuse me.

I’m with Mr Rational in general, but especially on the name thing. I mean, I guess it’s better than Wayne, but Michael Travasser is still a real shitty messiah name. Alliteration’s good, or you could go the John Africa root and pick a relevant pseudonym. I think of Father Divine as a good one to shoot for, it’s catchy.Plus, this whole Jesus thing is mad played out. Like, fucking claim legitimacy from Zoroastrianism or something cool at least, or I mean even just be like “I am Satan’s Fingers!!!!” (or The Killers, or the Hospital Bombers)

re. pecker twitch. right you are mr smurf, my good man. what to do with mike? let nature take its course, i think. he says the world is going to end in fall 2007, so when it doesn’t i guess he’ll just do himself in, taking all his bovine “virgins” with him. too bad for them. sad silly bitches led skipping off a cliff of idiocy like so many gormless lemmings. hopefully some will wise up and escape from the clutches of this batshit charlie manson.

“i am satan’s fingers!” i like that … wanna start a cult? get some whacky, rubenesque pussy?

make that REUBENESQUE pussy. like the painter, not the sandwich. whoops.

Actually, he’s already come up with some even better band names than Johnny Darnielle in the process of warning us. “Den of Demons”?”Sea of Blood”?
“Swill of Human Defecation’!?!?!?!
best thing ever!

Actually though, I like what “Cooler King,” said on the other page:

“He might be on to something… think about if you were that guy: how many of those women would give you a second look if you were hitting on them in a bar? However, bring God into it and you’re living out all your “Clash of the Titans” costume fantasies.”

It’s true. If you flip through the Bible there is some really wild language in there. People smiting and stoning and whipping each other. Great fires, plagues, souls being harvested. The rapture! Frogs falling out of the sky! I mean it beats going up to a girl in a bar and talking about bad television or how you wish you made more money at your job that you kind of hate but you don’t. Why not tell her that the world is ending and the only thing that can save it is her feminine purity? No wonder he’s got seven women by his side. Maybe we should be taking notes here.

Oh yeah, and way to go on the Gimius and Pelor narrative. I was laughing my ass off. Way to counter the arid Judeo-Christian desert myths with some good old fashioned Anglo-Saxon power-violence. I think I’m going to go eat some raw beef now and follow it with some lambs blood chasers. Sharpen my axe on my grindstone. Beat my chest in the glade. Call a wolf with my horn. Curse the King of England. Curse the King of France. Blessed are the children of the glade.

“No wonder he’s got seven women by his side.”
indeed. they are a bit homely, though.
there’s this old fart in sweden who spanks his three wives quite lovingly with birch switches. those ladies is hot compared to mike’s bitches. i guess all i’m saying is, maybe there’s a better way.
the fire and brimstone shit is way more entertaining, though.

Yes Wayne (Michael), you slept with the virgins in the nude (skin to skin). The reason you say the youngest is 20 is because two of the virgins left who are now 15 and 16, but you slept with them when they were a year younger, in the nude (skin to skin). Why do you lie and say you haven’t. Jesus doesn’t lie, which shows who you really are. One who serves the father of lies. For that is who you really are. I will tell you the real reason you lie is because you are afraid of the law. You hide the truth because the (World won’t understand) Right? It is suppose to be a righteous experience to be nude with you, which is why you son’s wife slept nude with you recently and said it was repulsive. Jesus didn’t act like you do. Where in the Bible does it say people had to sleep nude with Jesus to have a higher knowledge. Only an evil person would come up with something like that. I suggest you repent so you can go to heaven. After all The Lord is Good His Mercy Endures Forever even for you. I am serious!

Oh yeah, I agree, I’m just playing around. His heavenly choir all have the rugged natural beauty of sagging skin, no make-up, and humble living. You’ll find this in any church in small-town America. Girls in the big cities are much better looking, no doubt about it. I’m not envious of his life. I just thought it was funny that quoting the bible and aggrandizing prophecies of doom has actually worked in a subtle and really trashy kind of way. That’s the kind of wry humor I expect from my Vice magazine.

testify, mr. smurf! i’m with ya all the way, baby! all the way to HELL!!! homely, small-town american bitches for all! praise satan, etc.

All I know is I wouldn’t want to follow a God that hangs out on blogs all day talking about himself.
Get out there and cure more blind kids please.

Do you have myspace too? I bet God’s self portraits in the mirror are killer.

Say hi to marshall applewhite for us, dickhead.

“Jesus El Pifico, a garlic-eating, stinking little yellow, greasy fascist bastard catholic Spaniard.”
-John Lennon.

“If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine - but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you’ve been bad or good - and CARES about any of it - to hang it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the brain working.”
-Frank Zappa.

Ha ha, Travesser never predicted that he’d end up in VICE magazine. Keep it up Mike and we’ll make a rock star out of you!

fucking hell, another cult cover up, everyone knows they’re fucked up and that these wannabe ‘jesus’s’ just use their status to do whatever the fuck they want “in the name of god”, i’m sick of all this shit, FIND YOU OWN FAITH, not some manufactured bullshit that some wack-job tries to entice you with, it is SO FUCKED. seriously, kiss my ass you creepy wierdos, and get those kids outta there.
all this white male supremo paedophilic “follow me i have the answer-if-you-suck-my-cock” shit is SO TRANSPARENT.

SEE THROUGH THE CHARADE

fucking hell, another cult cover up, everyone knows they’re fucked up and that these wannabe ‘jesus’s’ just use their status to do whatever the fuck they want “in the name of god”, i’m sick of all this shit, FIND YOU OWN FAITH, not some manufactured bullshit that some wack-job tries to entice you with, it is SO FUCKED. seriously, kiss my ass you creepy wierdos, and get those kids outta there.
all this white male supremo paedophilic “follow me i have the answer-if-you-suck-my-cock” shit is SO TRANSPARENT.

SEE THROUGH THE CHARADE

fucking hell, another cult cover up, everyone knows they’re fucked up and that these wannabe ‘jesus’s’ just use their status to do whatever the fuck they want “in the name of god”, i’m sick of all this shit, FIND YOU OWN FAITH, not some manufactured bullshit that some wack-job tries to entice you with, it is SO FUCKED. seriously, kiss my ass you creepy wierdos, and get those kids outta there.
all this white male supremo paedophilic “follow me i have the answer-if-you-suck-my-cock” shit is SO TRANSPARENT.

SEE THROUGH THE CHARADE

fucking hell, another cult cover up, everyone knows they’re fucked up and that these wannabe ‘jesus’s’ just use their status to do whatever the fuck they want “in the name of god”, i’m sick of all this shit, FIND YOU OWN FAITH, not some manufactured bullshit that some wack-job tries to entice you with, it is SO FUCKED. seriously, kiss my ass you creepy wierdos, and get those kids outta there.
all this white male supremo paedophilic “follow me i have the answer-if-you-suck-my-cock” shit is SO TRANSPARENT.

SEE THROUGH THE CHARADE

fucking hell, another cult cover up, everyone knows they’re fucked up and that these wannabe ‘jesus’s’ just use their status to do whatever the fuck they want “in the name of god”, i’m sick of all this shit, FIND YOU OWN FAITH, not some manufactured bullshit that some wack-job tries to entice you with, it is SO FUCKED. seriously, kiss my ass you creepy wierdos, and get those kids outta there.
all this white male supremo paedophilic “follow me i have the answer-if-you-suck-my-cock” shit is SO TRANSPARENT.

SEE THROUGH THE CHARADE

fucking hell, another cult cover up, everyone knows they’re fucked up and that these wannabe ‘jesus’s’ just use their status to do whatever the fuck they want “in the name of god”, i’m sick of all this shit, FIND YOU OWN FAITH, not some manufactured bullshit that some wack-job tries to entice you with, it is SO FUCKED. seriously, kiss my ass you creepy wierdos, and get those kids outta there.
all this white male supremo paedophilic “follow me i have the answer-if-you-suck-my-cock” shit is SO TRANSPARENT.

SEE THROUGH THE CHARADE

As I considered the accusations made against Jesus 2 that have been posted on this site, a number of claims made against Jesus 1 came to my mind.

2000 years ago, Jesus was accused of promoting the destruction of one of the most sacred Temples that existed at that time.

It is claimed that he rescued a prostitute from sure death at the hands of a mob, only to continue in a sexual affair after he and the woman had found a secluded moment together.

He was accused of plotting to overthrow the government of the day.

Once, while he was at the church meeting, he stood up in front of the congregation and told everyone that he was the promised Messiah. The people were enraged at the arrogance of this fraudster, and tried to throw him over a cliff.

The story was circulated that he used some form of trickery or magic to raise a man from the dead.

It was reported that Jesus promoted what was considered a most vile practice in their day (still is), that of cannibalism. Even the majority of his followers left when they heard of this, while the religious authorities were livid with rage.

A charge was leveled against him that he encouraged people to violatie many of the common laws of their day, including that of breaking of the fourth commandment.

Often, men can only be rightly judged in hindsight, when all the facts are known and clear., instead of being tried in the court of public opinion on rumors and rantings.

And a final word to you arrogant…..: Take some lessons in lament. You’ll need buckets for the tears you will shed when the crash comes upon you. Your money is corrupt and your fine clothes stink. Your greed, your lusts and your hatred are a cancer in your gut, destroying your life from within. You thought you were piling up wealth. What you’ve piled up is judgment.

All the workers you’ve exploited and cheated cry out for judgment. The groans of the workers you used and abused are a roar in the ears of the Master Avenger. You’ve looted the earth and lived it up. But all you’ll have to show for it is a fatter than usual corpse.

In fact, what you’ve done is that you have condemned and crucified the Just; and He does not resist you.

shit that was a long read. Am i the only one here who is a tiny bit jealous? come on, this guy just chills all day on the net while seven chicks do what he wants. who cares if they’re not that good. i don’t have a choice of 7 girls to bang every night and i’m sure he is allowed to even double up. we’re sitting here on the computer baiting this guy and be honest, most of us aren’t gonna get a root tonight. aaaaalssso, wearing robes seems pretty practical, not to mention airy. if i had more self-confidence i’d sure as shit change my name and slam virgins.

yay! more jezusfreeks!
offlander: eating the body of “christ” seems a lot like cannibalism to me. and jesus was a delusional fraud. had a few good ideas, thought he was god. whoops. dumbass got himself crucified.
watching: do you too think the judgement is coming in fall 2007? dink. and your church leaders sure have accrued more weath than any of us on this board. are they going to hell?
retards.

One thing to remember is that Jesus Christ (1 and only) was the fulfillment of over 300 prophecies. It looks like the inlanders and offlanders like to make themselves look and feel a little bit better then the “vile” who see right thru them. When in truth NONE of us have any merit before Jehovah GOD. If we are to find fault with every man, woman and child it would in no way benefit our condition would it?
If satan comes as an angel of light then he must be a little more sinful and cunning than just angry or perverted or full of self defense.. Surely more powerful than an eye for an eye and tooth for a tooth finger pointing display. I don’t know but maybe there are different degrees of sin . But we are all looking at the holes in our boats comparing their different diameters and some bail faster than other to make it appear that theirs might not be sinking , but aren’t we all in the same difficulty.
Personally I don’t think “michael” is Jesus Christ. I don’t think he has fulfilled EVERY prophecy of the second coming. But I had better not focus my gaze upon his boat , my own , or any other. I best be looking to the ONE who walks on the water rather than the rest who are sinking in it.

ignorance is bliss, eh happy?

There was a time when God winked at ignorance but there comes a day to get out of the boat and leave our rational thinking behind

check out this link:

http://www.rickross.com/reference/general/general512.html

hey mr rational. your a negative sonofabitch. is this what you do all the time or just most of it. why dont you take your pc. of shit attitude and fuck off, piss off and then die, you foul mouthed pc. of rat crap. i cant help but hate crap spewing negative wonderless pcs. of shit like yourself you ignorant self adjusted lamebrain,asshole. get the fuck outta here

Seems like the government is more of a cult than Travesser. Guess we are all in a cult. Pick yer poison and die.

http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/march2007/260307pedophilescandal.htm

Well, The Government is the LARGEST cult, but that doesn’t make the little cults anymore righteous. Just because the government does it doesn’t mean you should DO IT. I would hope that people would use the brain that God gave them to stand up to what is wrong and do what is RIGHT.

Friends,

Quoting John McCutchen; “Hatred is a terrible thing. It’s like poisoning yourself while hoping your enemy will die.”

Please allow me to offer a third party’s glimpse of this sad and pitiful thread of comments. This comes from a former LORite who happens to love these folks and what they are trying to do. When taking into consideration LORs connection with ‘VICE’, the true significance of these things, as witnessed from afar, might become a little more clear to you, from such a perspective.

It is my sincere hope that all parties involved here might be able to develop from these things a deeper personal insight, and, be able to grasp what this is all leading to, in the larger sense, for all of humanity.

Wayne Bent, aka Michael Travesser, and his following sycophants, are nice people. I’d be entirely comfortable leaving any of these people alone with my little grandchildren, if there ever developed a need for them to be babysat for a few hours.

And then again, Wayne Bent, and his family, are not nice people. I wouldn’t allow him or any of his followers (or anyone else for that matter) to sleep naked with my grandchildren, under any circumstances. If God told me, for some reason, that this was necessary, I would ask that whatever it was that was needing to be proved might be better proved some other way. I have not found the Father to be unreasonable. In other words, he and they are just your average schlubs, just like you and I. They have their good attributes and their bad ones. Nothing new here. They’re human. It’s okay!

These try real hard to be open and honest, sensitive and kind, and Righteous. Unfortunately for them, though, their occasional closedness, occasional dishonesty, occasional insensitivity, occasional unkind spirit, occasional hypocriticality, and occasional self-righteousness reveal them to be who they are just as well as it reveals us all to be who we are when we do what it is that we do. They don’t get a free ride out of being a part of humanity, and they don’t realize this, yet.

So, what happens now is that when they come into contact with other souls not of their own ilk, they come across to these others as insincere, hypocritical, deluded, and/or confused. This is unfortunate, because they actually are as sincere as folks get, are as non-hypocritical, and no less deluded, nor more confused, than anybody else. A problem arrives though, in that they do not accept fault in their own self-assessment, and cannot apologise. They have assembled themselves far above the world in their own imagination upon an artifically established ego-centric pillar, which is leading them to lose sight of what their initial Vision was. That Vision was to be One with God. Getting to be One with God can be turned into a process that does exactly the opposite, by a person who uses that process as a controlling factor, in the lives of an all-trusting flock.

Now, on the other hand, this entirely sordid exchange bewteen LOR and VICE, recorded since VICE’s interview of Wayne, reflects the generally debased viewpoints of people who frequent the places of entertainment such as this. And the VICErs know this. They are not hiding from who they are. These are happy to swim in this polluted sea. These people are frank, explicit, and by no means misunderstood. They use concrete terms to communicate, and are quite able to do so successfully, trying to make their points clearly, and without shame. For this, we can be thankful, for in the substance of their expression there is no doubt about who they are and what they mean, either. We can see through them like they are made of glass. In short, VICE’s regular readers and contributers are as transparent in their expressions of themselves, as are the LORites.

So then, just what is the real issue here? That is The Mystery.

Our lives here are part of the process of each of us finding out who we are. I mean Who we REALLY Are. Simply said, somewhere between all the turbid fantasies, hatred, violence, joy, lies, anger, love, apathy, acting out, war, pain, birth and death, is you, being you, with all your fellow yous. Along the way, some souls might “get it”, and move on toward a life that is beyond all this you-being, to Being You. And then, some do not get it at all, and relegate themselves to a never ending hellish existance.

As we go on our way in this world, this process brings to us instances that allow us to stop and think about things. This is one of those instances, friends. For buried within all the hatred on this thread (which is clear concerning ALL the parties involved) is the lesson of It.

For us, each mystery that we discover is another answer we didn’t ask for. That’s why ‘It’ is a mystery, since we might not be aware that there is a question to ask, and yet here is this ‘answer’ presenting itself to us. So in this manner another mystery is revealed, and wisdom has a chance to form within, if you allow it to do so. So also, in this manner, here we are given, by example, another opportunity to grow by way of this timely thread.

The real issue, The Mystery (the answer you weren’t looking for), is that in order for us to recognize who we are, we must project our egos toward one another, whether that is by way of a self-proclaimed prophet of doom, a bored housewife with a failing husband, or a grandfatherly figure who witnesses these folks fighting with each other, and wants nothing more than to see these reconcile their differences in forgiveness, and move on in their lives through the growth that reconciling acts might allow.

Let’s face it, we are all sinners. But we have the capacity to move toward God, and perhaps away from our sins, eventually, by allowing that archetypal Pristine Spirit that moves us (Michael, or Christ) to flush out the evil that really does live within us, to leave the hellish nightmare of our individual dreamworlds behind.

Here, we can practice that Spirit of Michael, or we can practice that spirit of the adversary. This is the Spirit of Michael (Travesser) Who was when He appeared in Wayne Bent, back in 2000. This is also the spirit of the advsersary who is Wayne Bent after Michael was ‘cut off’ (but not for Himself) at the mid-point of the last week of (7) years according to Daniel 9, that Wayne likes to quote. A further reading of this prophetic book reveals to the reader with the capacity to understand (the Spirit) more accurately, that the Covenant is, in effect, then made Desolate, by the (Wayne’s) “second” messiah, who comes forward in the aftermath of the cutting off. When Christ Comes to us in the end, the current process will be finished, and the desolated, as well as the Desolator, are zapped for good.

Wayne has been pressing the issue that he is still of the Spirit of Michael, while the truth is that he is not. The Spirit of Michael that was in him ascended, leaving the empty shell of this little old man behind. That emptiness was too much for him take, and that is when he took hold of the new spirit that inhabits him (the adversarial, desolating one). At one point, and to his credit, he actually announced to us that Michael was gone from him, and in being relieved of the pressure that the Spirit of Michael had on him, he said (pararaphrasing) “I’m just like one of you now — I’m your buddy”.

Holding sway over him and his little family (as well as all others who live on this planet) the Desolation of the remnants of the Holy Spirit within us is now fully engaged. This is being done one way or another, even so much to the point that those who would be faithful to the very Spirit of Michael, are now failing, by following a man instead.

This process of being desolated of the Spirit is the “fire” Wayne refers to. It shall destroy each and every one of us. But that fire is necessary for us in order to bring to fruition the prophecy of the culmination of the Return of Christ to us. And I truly do not know if Wayne realizes this, or not. If he does realize it, being mum about it speaks additionally to the adversarial spirit in him. If he is not aware of this, then there is the hope that he is still able to be just another foolish human, as are the rest of us trying to make our way here, and one that we could love back through Christ from his desolated condition. And perhaps that is just the key to this all becoming the ‘happy ending’ that the prophecy of His Return promises to be…

In this, The Mystery is now revealed to you, or it is not, and you are now even more leery of the incredible words of the wackos that inhabit the Internet.

But even so, here is the point in all this (Daniel 9:24-27):

Seventy weeks are determined upon thy people and upon thy holy city, to finish the transgression, and to make an end of sins, and to make reconciliation for iniquity, and to bring in everlasting righteousness, and to seal up the vision and prophecy, and to anoint the most Holy.

Know therefore and understand, that from the going forth of the commandment to restore and to build Jerusalem unto the Messiah the Prince shall be seven weeks, and threescore and two weeks: the street shall be built again, and the wall, even in troublous times.

And after threescore and two weeks shall Messiah be cut off, but not for himself: and the people of the prince that shall come shall destroy the city and the sanctuary; and the end thereof shall be with a flood, and unto the end of the war desolations are determined.

And he shall confirm the covenant with many for one week: and in the midst of the week he shall cause the sacrifice and the oblation to cease, and for the overspreading of abominations he shall make it desolate, even until the consummation, and that determined shall be poured upon the desolate.

It goes like this, in plainer language;

1. The time is just about over (All Saints Day 2007).
2. Stop being such a jerk and reconcile with your fellow jerks.
3. Let God work within you and start doing the Right Thing.
4. Realize the Truth of the matter.
5. Allow that Pristine Spirit to be Who you are.
6. You’ve had 70 weeks of years to do this.
7. Messiah was cut off, and those of the lesser messiah (GW Bush, Wayne Bent, et.al.) and they which follow these, are doing their level best to Desolate what may be left of the Spirit within you.

We all, to one degree or another, when being truly honest, know intuitively where we stand with God. Now, let’s work to help each other out, okay? We can overcome this hellacious world of our own making if we really want to. We now have the Answer to the Mystery of the Question we did’nt think to ask. This concerns us all, and we shall get through it together, but only if we come together as a family that recognizes our inter-connectedness, and quit focusing on our differences.

The Spirit which inhabits us proves itself by our behavior. All one need do is recognize the attributes of the Divine, compare those to the attributes of the adversay, and the Test is done. Have you the capacity to love GWB and WB? Or forgive them? Can you help make the Vision a reality by rising above yourself, to recognise your integral part in rejecting the adversarial spirit within us? Can you embrace the most Holy?

In anticipation of the resulting rash of keyboard flashfires that are apt to be started by what I say here, please allow me to offer, in advance, that this little note of mho is not meant to defame, anger, belittle, nor make light of, the subject at hand. On the same token, neither is it meant to praise, uphold, support, nor defend anyone associated here, but simply to help you all to get real. If that doesn’t work to cool your head, stop now, and place a fire extinguisher close-by if you need to cool the flames of your fingers. That may be of help. Then again, you could realize that we are all the same. We are not disconnected, but are integrally responsible for healing each other. It is our reliance on the Spirit of Michael within us, and only that Spirit, which will get us through this important time, to the next.

In closing, if you need a single statement to sum up all of the above verbiage, try this: It’s time for us all to put away our silly costumes and try on God, instead. You’ll be pleasantly surprized at how well the fit becomes you.

Blessings all,
Marroniah

Thanks Marroniah … interesting …

marroniah,
god asked abraham to kill his son. god rewarded lot after he offered his daugters to be raped by an angry mob. sounds pretty reasonable to you, does it? you too are hypocritical, deluded, and confused.
you are little different from bent and his followers. here you are, like him, trying to force your twisted fairytale beliefs on a bunch of people who neither want nor need them. this is what is most truly hateful about all religion. 99% of you people are utterly unable to just mind your own fucking business and enjoy your delusion. instead you force it on others in so many twisted ways. you are no better than a conquistador killing arabs or a missionary destroying native cultures or a u.s. president and his holy war.
you say, “The time is just about over (All Saints Day 2007).” are you fucking insane? november 1st 2007 the rapture will happen? will the rapture start at midnight, pacific standard time? or will it be on jerusalem time?
post a message on this board on nov 2nd, 2007 and explain to us all where the end of the world went. nothing will happen, just like nothing has happened every other time you jesus freaks have called for the end.
keep your blessings to yourself you deluded, longwinded ass.

Trying on god isn’t like trying on a costume, it’s more like being on the wrong end of a strap on cock with a nail driven through the head of it.

Mr. rational … when someone gives you a basket of berries you usually have to sort thru them for yourself to choose for yourself what you approve of to eat, as with what “you” or ” I ” write, some points are premium and palatable and some isn’t fit for consumption… that choice is ours to make , the test comes to every man, life seems a little like multiple choice sometimes …whether we will listen to the prophet on the road or be willing to do what we know to do in ourself.

And let the counsel of thine own heart stand ; for there is no man more faithful to you than it.
Ecclesiasticus 37 : 13

life is like multiple choice? fuck. when someone gives you a basket of shit you toss it aside and continue on. you jesus freaks just don’t seem to be able to understand that your silly fairy tales are only going to be believed by intellectual midgets. i wouldn’t bother responding to you or anyone like you if you people weren’t so dangerous and bent on bringing about this christian apocalypse you believe in instead of just shutting your mouths and letting nature take its course. are you one of these people who believe that the apocalypse is coming on nov 1? do you believe your god gives you the right to force your beliefs on others?

with thine basket thou canst verily strain yon corn & nuts from the holy shit … amen.

A.O.A.B.

You have a point But really I don’t play the “dating” game. And I have to admit that I have accepted the B.S.basket wrapped in a “christian” wrapper.It really doesnt bother me that I have been lied to but if I have lied to myself to believe someone then THAT has a sting to it. I must be doing alright at the discernment for I don’t recognise any offence or hatred which seems to be the result of making or believing the lie.

james, it may work for you, that’s not the problem. when mike/jesus gets naked with 14 year old girls, that becomes a problem. when religious people go out and kill for their god, that is a bit of a problem. why would you want to be a part of something that has been used in so many violent and evil ways for its entire history? all the answers that can be found in religion can be found elsewhere. all you have to do is ask the right questions. you seem to be more open minded than the other religious folk on this post. maybe there’s hope for you yet!

Mariannaah, arguing with people who believe in off the wall crap like you do is like playing tennis with a wall and expecting to score any points. but wtf I love a game of redass/handjob/purplepenis etc. I hope the last comment didn’t make you blush so hard you popped a blood vessel in your god squad gourd. Your long-winded “this isn’t meant to mean this but it isn’t meant to mean that either” is meaningless. and after all that droning and rambling… what a wasted effort. you are not a third party, you’re obviously in the Jesus II, the world is going to end on this day because some nerd from new york says so, preying on emotionally damaged young girls is ok CAMP. we’re not clear as glass, unless your referring to some kind of smoked glass or whatever meaningless metaphor suits your fancy next optical. michael and his followers are ‘just’ human beings true, they are just seriously weird and delusional human beings with god complexes or “I sleep with god” complexes who live their egocentric hallucinations all over the lives of others, particularlly seeming to favour children who CAN’T PUT UP ANY DEFENCE. its abbhorrent, and you can twaddle up all the spiritualist and biblical baby talk you want and it doesn’t change the fact he’s a predatory nutcase. trevasser and his supporters are human fuckups and we are here to judge and condemn. as Michael feels he can judge and condemn people based on his religious beliefs we feel able to condemn him based on the way those beliefs are exercised to ensnare children to suit his weird virginal sleepover fetish. your smug obfuscations and condescending excuses for pedophilia don’t fly in the forum of a magazine dedicated to exposing the truth, however ugly that truth may be. and the truth is, whether or not penetration is going on in the Jesus II bedroom - Michael Trevasser is a seriously weird man with an self aggrandizing religious persecution fantasy that involves brainwashing the weak to serve his own selfish desires. call me on November 2nd we’ll go for drinks

who here wants to bet Mariannah has a beard and likes sleeping naked with children? Trevasser is a hellbound heart, people like him are greedy souls who feel they have the right to minister to and command the weakling mind just because they ate a rancid taco in the 60’s and had a hallucination where their own mind told them they were the centre of the universe.. can you imagine how jokes the world would be if every lame hippie turned his run of the mill acid reflux into a religion that involved spiriting away children to warm his willy at night. what a repulsive bunch of creeps… a real man of god does not deign to believe that he has any real comprehension of the mysteries of life. reading the bible does not enable you to understand anything but what the guy who wrote that particular bit wants you to understand, thinking that because you can quote a bunch of garbage written in a human language in an alphabet by some human being makes you god is the height of hubris. you should be ashamed, and humbled but instead you are like a cokehead braying your nonsense in the face of all creation. you are the rancid drop of piss in the endless ocean of existence. you are nothing to us but a punching bag, and that’s because you are the epitome of the type of person Vice readers don’t want to be - not a righteous man, a sad old ugly schizo who preys on lonely damaged children because you never got laid or had any fun. you are a disgrace to your species. We are the righteous, you are dammed. dammed foolish

marroniah,
in the midst of all this pissing in your face, i forgot to thank you for one thing. i’m glad you specififed that the rapture would occur on nov. 1st 2007. i was a bit worried when mikey mike travesser said fall 2007. i thought, “shit, does he mean fall up here, or has he run off to some bumfuck latin american backwater a la jonestown?” what if the apocalypse were to start in fall 2007 in the southern hemisphere? sheeeeit, that would mean it had already started and i just hadn’t noticed! now thanks to you i won’t miss god’s love/the slaughter. i’ll get my camera out. put the lawn chairs on the roof. get two cases of lucky lager and enjoy the show! can you image what cnn would pay for some pics of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse? ching ching!
now, in the spirit of being a dick like you, i will attempt to force my beliefs upon you all by quoting ad nauseum from darwin’s voyage of the beagle, dawkins’ blind watchmaker, dawkins’ the god delusion and dawkins’ the selfish gene. about 10 million words aughta do it! ready?

ps. juice for jesus. i bet jesus likes the juice of a fresh squeezed virgin.

pps. travesser! come back you fucking coward! we want to see what your insides look like! i wish you’d moved somewhere with a cooler name than travesser creek. michael monkey’s eyebrow (AZ). great name for jesus! michael yeehaw junction (FLA). michael mud lick (KY) … i could go on, but i won’t …

(Smile) Sounds like some people on this page are tormented. Here, try this:

“For God so love the world, that He gave His only begotten Son (Michael) that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have everlasting life.” John 3:16.

I guess nothing every changes. Reminds me of about 2000 years ago.

Yoda, you said, “God gave them to stand up to what is wrong and do what is RIGHT.”

Tell me Oh, wisdom, just what is this “RIGHT” that you would have us DO? Would you have us do what Mr. Bush says is RIGHT, and burn all the ragheads? Would you do what the Pope says is RIGHT and kill all the Protestants, on burning stakes? Tell us old wise one, just what is this RIGHT you would have us do? The Jews thought it was RIGHT to kill Jesus. The Egyptians thought it was RIGHT to kill Jews. Moses thought it was RIGHT to kill thousands of his own people who made a calf out of gold. Elijah thought it was RIGHT to kill 400 ministers of another religion. King David thought it was RIGHT to kill a thousand men and cut their penis skins off and give them to the king so he could marry the king’s daughter. Come on Yoda, tell us what great wisdom you possess. Oh, I forgot one. When king David was old his helpers put a virgin in his bed to warm him up. The Bible says that he didn’t have sex with her, but did he want to? I wonder if king David is going to hell because he may have wanted to. Oh well, I guess this page is just going to keep burning. Burn baby burn.

I really hope you guys at Vice are saving some of these comment threads. They’re pretty sick sometimes.

i am tormented by jesus freaks.

http://www.sexinchrist.com/

Bottom line here is you’re all going to pay unless you wise up. You’re an experiment,your body is the vehicle that you use to attain the things that you’ll be needing for a future life if you care to have it. Anyone that hasnt been exposed to the the truth will have the chance and be able to make it right and there are billions of us that it will happen to. there are very few people in this world that know what is really going on in it and mike and his followers dont have the faintest of ideas what that is. Read the book ,new and old, do the math, understand why you’re here.Seems to me that if the book wasnt interpreted(please excuse the spelling if that’s wrong) to this liking or that liking or to be used by others who take bits and parts from here and there use those to justify their sick little needs to control others, like wayne bent , jim jones ,koresh etc.and then the big boy religions that are just plain big buisiness and that’s all, we’d be better off looking to find out what it is saying rather than what we want it to say. All this nitpicking stuff going on here doesnt mean a damn thing. It’s human nature that keeps us stuck and at a stand still stagnated state with all the bickering and confusion. Of course wayne bent is a phony and I’ve even heard that he may have been kicked out of a more common church for having pedophile tendencies. Gabriel(dale brown) too.I’m not affiliated with them but I do have some ties where I can get the info from time to time. But why dwell on any of this crud. Your own life and living should be far more important to you than wondering and questioning a pathological control freak about his sins and wrongs. We are an experiment, We are individual experiments, it’s sorta like a science fiction story but it’s real, we all have an ability to fail or succeed the experiment and we as individuals have the choices out in front of us, some know it and most dont know it yet, but the day is coming and it’ll slap ya in the face like a ton of bricks and some will do well with it and understanding tells me that most wont.Hope you all have a good day and a good tomorrow. I’m sure there will be some ridicule and such in response to this statement, but that’s ok. Maybe there will even be some slight agreements with it. bye

(smile)

how much you want to bet Goes Around was smiling sanctimoniously to himself as he typed that, stroking the hair of a programmed pre-teen runaway as he put his feet up on a stack of bibles. or maybe he was frowning, frowning hard at the soft crying that always seems to fill the compound shack at night, no matter how gentle he is. I think because he put (Smile) we are supposed to picture a beatific jesus figure tut-tutting his way to the keyboard, helping us to see our dammnable ways by quoting random bible verses about stories/fables/tales/etc about something a king did thousands of years ago to justify some creepy old hippie freak preying on slow pre-teen girls. King David would be disgusted by you Michael. we see thru you, you are going to burn in the stars post death for the sin of pride/lust/kidnapping/statutory rape/forcible confinement/brainwashing/etc etc. Ganesh is mad PO’d

(Smile)

“I guess nothing every changes. Reminds me of about 2000 years ago.”

no it doesn’t remind you of about 2000 years ago because you weren’t there. it reminds you of something you read. on that note, this all reminds me of the time Winston went to two minutes hate and saw wink, it also reminds me of the time Gentle reconciled the dominions and destroyed your evil female hating god, it also reminds of the time Veronica sabotaged Archie’s big date with Bets. it reminds me of a story I wrote about the near future where you were finally put in jail for stealing people’s children and filling their heads with nonsense and random biblical garble

I do believe in Michael. He has never lied to me. I only say, “Michael, remember me when you come into your kingdom.”

You folks here seem to be really confused. None of you agree on anything except that you hate Michael. I don’t hate Michael, so I am able to see things that you don’t see. I (smile) only because you don’t even get yourselves. You are as blind as bats, being guided only by sounds you make with your mouth.

bye

because you love michael and can see what we can’t see, please let us know… does the carpet match the drapes? you know the grey greasy stringy smelly hobo drapes draped around the wrinkly weatherbeaten acne scarred old gourd of his. you’d think after 2000 years jesus would come back with wings or at least as a hot latina or something. not a bum

Well Laura, Jesus comes back in a way that will offend anyone who does not have him in the heart. He did it the first time and also this second time. Those who have God, know him, and those who do not have God do not know him. What you know is who is in you, either the devil or God, but there is no other spirit. Most of the posts here are all about offended people, but no one can give a reasonable objection. No one can prove that Michael is not who he says that he is. One can only hate him or love him. Simple. (smile)

Michael has worked many miracles but those miracles only make unbelievers hate him more. I know personally some who have posted here, and I know that their own lives are a moral shambles. They accuse Michael of having their own thoughts and feelings. He doesn’t. Well Laura, it won’t be long now, and your world will go up in a puff of smoke. It is too late to save it, but it was warned.

“…the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand.” Dan 9:10.

I will not post anymore Laura. I know some of the people here are offended at “Jesus freeks.” This is the blog for Vice people, and I don’t read Vice. I just visited here since Michael was talked about.

bye again

If this were an actual court of law, God [would not] help those of you who have already condemned this Michael Travesser. Your judgment of him as being guilty, before any evidence is presented other than hearsay, portends for the certain terrors you will necessarily experience when you, yourself, come before this same condemning “law” of yours.

I remember an old east indian belief that says that after you die, all the animals that you ever ate stand around you, minus the part that you ate, and ask you, Why?

Somehow, I get the feeling that there is something very much like that waiting for those who have used their anonymity here to heap abuse upon not only Michael but others whom they have not seen. The hearts that you have shredded and devoured (not only on this forum but in all of your life) stand silently witnessing to your hardened, cold and self-righteous wills.

I also remember a saying, right out of Jesus 1’s mouth, wherein he said, “Inasmuch as ye have done it [said it] unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it [said it] unto me.”

You can run, mockers, but you can’t hide.

“You can run, mockers, but you can’t hide.” holy shit, did you learn about religion from fuckin’ schwarzenegger? and “goes around,” aren’t you a sanctimonious little cunt. what are you doing nov. 2nd? wanna buy me a beer while i piss in your face? how come none of you silly bastards will say what you’re going to be doing nov. 2nd when the rapture doesn’t happen and your pissant messiah is proven to be just another lying, deluded pederast? at least tell us what new delusion you’re going to hide behind, or are you so caught up in this one that you’re unable to imagine the future post non-apocalypse? bet you all were pissing your panties on Y2K. weak-minded fools.

holy fuck you’re all crazy.
i’m going to chant the sutra and meditate.

Hemorrhoids are veins in the rectum which prevent stools from passing outside at any time. Why do people consider it a disease?

poop

Oh, sorry guys, ‘my bad’… I was totally wrong about being Jesus/God/& Him being able to talk to me and all that. Um, yeah. I feel like a total ‘bonehead’… ah., ya. Once again, ‘my bad’. Forget all that stuff I was talking about before. Big snaffu.

So, ok, let’s pack up all this stuff, we’re moving back into civilisation! I got a big job interview at Arby’s tomorrow. Virgins, prepare my resume!

Peace, my dogs.

Micheal, do you have a psychedelic rock band like Father Yod? If you do, I can I join? I could play me fiddle. I don’t want to shag you though.

Good work my slack-jawed braindead followers. Keep it up and you will be rewarded after death in heaven. Oh yes, because I say so.

And aren’t minors sexy? Mmmm, come to bed little girls.

Jesus would get his diciples to blog for him.

Religion is child abuse.