His life does look more fun than mine.

oh america, your cultureless society is doomed

Wait a minute, that picture is an outtake from his modeling shots. Did his headshot photographer send pics of him to Vice for the Dos and Don’ts? Or did he himself?

Well that’s a fucking first.
Thank you… Gavin?, for tolerating my shittiness in a way that’s rarely met with a don’t.

Now that I have your attention…
Maybe you could pull some strings and get me and some of my radder skater friends at blacktooth
http://www.blacktoothskateboards.com/
hooked up with the folks at epically later’d.

The photo’s were taken kind of with my permission by this guy
http://www.wojtekgil.com
While I was on an jewelry peddling adventure through Hollywood.
I got hit by a limo.

Nikki is more mighty than any of you could ever hope to be. Fuck off.

Nikki is one of the most hardcore dudes I’ve ever rocked the fuck out with, why do you guys hate on people who arent afraid to live their lives and be themselves and who they are!

I’m an anime nerd that likes to skate too — where’s my fucking journal entry Vice?

“oh america, your cultureless society is doomed”

There always has to be some limey (or whatever) who spews out the above cliche.

“oh america, your cultureless society is doomed”

There always has to be some limey (or whatever) who spews out the above cliche.

“oh america, your cultureless society is doomed”

There always has to be some limey (or whatever) who spews out the above cliche.

first! motherfuckers.
and that photo is clearly photoshopped.

he wants to look like the bad guys in back to the future 2.

I love how he has 700 people on his “friends” list and can only get about 10-15 of them come to his defense in the comments section.

Oh yeah,I was the “someone” in question that posted his Model Mayhem profile. It was bound to happen. Do a Google image search on his name and he pops up like herpes sores on a Thai hookers pussy lips.

Anyway,I want everyone out there to accept my apologies in contributing to this complete waste of time.

I just saw the “modelling” pics, what the fuck is going on with this guy, I’m not kidding, this is way more than self indulgent, I don’t even know what this is, oh fuck…and sometimes I think that I’m kinda dorky, I know now that I’m not, but this gaping asshole really needs to die…what was with the sword pictures?

You know what, just because he has a different style than you, or is “weird” to you. you can shut the fuck up. Nikki is an awesome person. So before you judge someone and talk shit get to fucking know them you cock sucking whorebags.

what a b-bag.

Yeah, because all of you posting this shit about Nikki actually KNOW him.

The best thing about him is that even though all you close-minded, superficial, know-it-all arrogant fuckfaces are talking shit about and to him, he’s going to keep on doing what he’s doing because it makes him happy.

He is also, unlike you folks, NOT A FUCKING TOOL and is, you know, intellegent.

conform or die, nikki9lives! weirdos are not tolerated in our society!

bwahahaha

Har har har. Holy fucken shee-it. Do’s and Don’ts is fucken one man’s take on the fashion world. Fashion is a piss-take, as is taking the piss out of fashion. Faaahhhhhhhkkk, y’all are a bunch of nerds. I only comment on this subject because I love viceland.com, and I hope most of the posters here are kidding.

BTW

My Parents try to put me down / Just because fine ham abounds.

The comments on his model website are ridiculous

Its sad when a legitimately good dude gets smeared all over some website by people who clearly don’t know what they are talking about or just like to start drama for lack of excitement in their lives.

my life is totally better than nikkis.

haha..the poor guy tried to get on epicly laterd not so long ago

http://www.vbs.tv/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=103

now that would be fucking hilairious

AHAHA your from the midwest, sucks to be yew!

i never realized there was a whole society of them

I’m surprised this website hasn’t been sued for libel like a million times by now. Don’t hate for the sake of hating, that’s just simply stupid.

are you serious?

Nikki is sooooo HARDCORE!! He’s like a skating version of ‘the Crow’. I’ll bet NIN’s version of ‘Dead Souls’ plays all the time when he’s around…

I feel uncomfortable about the comments attacking me… but I feel just as uncomfortable about the comments defending me.
And I feel REAL uncomfortable about the comments pretending to be me. It is my promise that I will never again comment on that picture, thus, any one claiming to be nikki9lives or his mother, isn’t

All I ever wanted was for Vice to correct themselves about the issue of weather or not I actually skate.

Vice was totally redeemed after refering to me a ‘daredevil” with a rep for being the fastest hill bomber in the midwest (very true)

This is all I ever wanted.

Now.

…

THERE’S A FUCKING WAR GOING ON! THE PLANET IS FUCKING DYING! THE CHINESE ARE MAKING MORE MONEY THAN US! BIRD FLU BIRD FLU! AND THIS SHIT HAPPENS
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070407/D8OBNJE80.html

FUCKING PAAAANIIIIC!

Skate Swords!!?? holy shit! Wisconsin sounds awesome!

nikki pretty much sucks a lot of cock from what i can tell.

21 is about that age when a lot of individuals start to realize that everything they thought they had together in life was just a shallow mirrored perception of reality. the only difference with this situation is that the level of ego involved catapulted this realization into a public spectacle.

21 is about that age when a lot of individuals start to realize that everything they thought they had together in life was just a shallow mirrored perception of reality. the only difference with this situation is that the level of ego involved catapulted this realization into a public spectacle.

21 is about that age when a lot of individuals start to realize that everything they thought they had together in life was just a shallow mirrored perception of reality. the only difference with this situation is that the level of ego involved catapulted this realization into a public spectacle.

My life is now complete, i have found the man i shall marry, i am not gay…well i wasnt till i looked at those modelling pics…wooo, i am burning up, and have a constant lob on ever since looking at them. Its safe to safe i have the horn for nikki and his Final Fantasy styled, Hardcore as fuck, Hot as fuck, Life….Or maybe i dont and he is the biggest joke i have seen in a while…what a cock

why does this giant douche care so much? oh wait, probably because he’s a giant douche.

and good god, when will people finally wake up and realize skating sucks??

Well it’s finally been done. After 26 years of defending the embarrassing shit my home state is responsible for I’ve given up. Fuck, I’ve even defended those foam cheese hats; if you’re going to be a fat midwesterner you might as well own it. But this is the final straw, I’m embarrassed to admit I’m from Wisconsin. I feel like punching myself in the dick to try and lessen the sickening feeling in my stomach.

I ‘D LIKE TO ADD:

WHAT A FRIGGIN’ DILDO…

DUDE, KILL YOURSELF, PLEEEEEEASE!

YOU GUYS ARE ALL JERKS, I LOVE MY PHOTOS, I’M A PRETTY PRINCE ON MY BOARDSKATE.

yeah, sorry man. This goth/skater/punk/cyberfag look is bullshit. I hate to sound old timey but you used to have to find or make punk clothing, now any little kid can go to Hot Topic and buy all this lame shit. You’re just a jock who cries.

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME
(runs up stairs and slams door to his room, which is in his mom’s house)

Ahh, the joys of the online character assassination…seriously, this guy deserves it.

There are moments in life where you go “this happened just for me”, then you laugh out laud and thank god you weren’t molested by your uncle and his buddy skootz’…

I saw this dude grind a ledge the other day (crooks, of course) and bats flew out everywhere.

We all went home and took sadface pictures in the bathroom.

It was surreal indeed.

the important thing is, this guy beat his don’ting on appeal. Finally, some accountability from vice to their readership. We’re the font of power and they are arbiters of hip at our common mandate. Now they either assume the mantle of responsibility borne by a public institution or they don’t.

“I saw this dude grind a ledge the other day (crooks, of course) and bats flew out everywhere.”

FUKKEN LOL

This guy is on the rag fer sure.

Nikki is a well gay name.

Is that what emo is?

Longtime reader, first time poster.

Nikki seems awesome and is it the very least executing a distinctive look. What the hell do you have, a distinctive mousepad?

Longtime reader, first time poster.

Nikki seems awesome and is at the very least executing a distinctive look. What the hell do you have, a distinctive mousepad?

if I could say anything to this kid, it would be this….
do you want me to suck your blood now or later?

‘matty’, do me.

thankssss.

this kid rules so hard in the way that i’m glad i’m not his friend and will never speak to him but right on weird anime-punk mountain climber kid.

So Nikki-poo just sent me a message on Myspace. That’s right,he actually invested time to track me down on Myspace to send me a personal message because I hurt his widdle fweelings when I put up that nasty post showing everyone on Viceland his Model Mayhem.

Nikki,you should be thanking me. The black metal scene didn’t get coverage like this. You’re a star baby!

Oh yeah,he blocked me after he sent the message. Meaning that I never got the message in the first place. That’s right,when you send someone a super witty comeback on Myspace and block them afterwards,they will not receive the message. Between that,his Myspace,Model Mayhem profile,and this flame war this guy is the master of wasting his own time. It’s like the essence of elections,fetish lifestyle and Star Trek conventions rolled into one package that not even Hot Topic will touch.

Feel free to unblock me and send me another message Nikki. Because I’m not even going to bother reading it.

this is sooooo twisted. in the most warped of ways, nikki9lives has become the anti-hero/celebrity/delusion he’s always deamed of.

way to go vice readers!!! a legend has been born.

now nikki, please flee the great state of wisconsin and hill bomb your way back to darkon.

okay, are we all agreed this kid is the king.
do we know anyone in Wisconsin who can challenge this guy to a hill race?
lets film it.

PEACE TO THE REALEST PUSHY RIDERS. FUCK THIS FOOL.

mark borchardt should make a movie with this kid.

ANTPILE

This is the best piece of content vice has ever had had period….

Vice sucks!

awesome. i got some brand new 70mm kryptonics, i wanna race this fucker. then we can punch each other in the face. then we can have a beer.

to bad im on the east coast. vice sponsored downhill event? yesplease.

“too bad.”

Ill vs Nikki in a one on one Hillbomb Challenge.

the best part was when someone said ‘for the sake of good journalism’ in the comments section of the vice dos and don’ts

you listening vice? ‘for the sake of good journalism’ should be your new battle cry!

who cares. for fucks sake, nikki, buy a nice pair of jeans or something and get a job. for the rest of you, go back to your lives and stop looking for an excuse to make yourself feel better by insulting someone who obviously deserves the opportunity to go on “what not to wear.”

what the hell is up with models, anyway? yeah, just what the world needs, another conceited model. they’re nothing but mannequins with huge egos.

Can we have a photo-shoot of fashion with this jelly-spine and his bum-chums?
Would be ace, you know, them, looking mean and moody in the woods, eating babies and stuff…..

IT”S A TRAP

Every Long boarder wishing to race:

If you are ever in Madison,

(traveling from Chicago or you’re a native etc.)

All you have to do to race me and a bunch of other longboarders is show up every Sunday at eleven pm infront of Freedom and Knuckleheads Skate/Head shop.
You may need a helmet and a permission slip from your mommy though.
*burn*

“The Crow 4 - Skating Vengeance”

“The Crow 4 - Skating Vengeance”

unfourtantly for all you “cool hipster” brooklyn williamsy dumb fuck assholes in “East williamsburg”
yknow how you perceive nikki6lives well thats how we as in the neighborhood , but not those fuckin traitors blipsters and mexican hipsters and fucking disgusting taco loco which sucks white cock to the fucking balls……..look and feel about you oh its so true..thanks for destroying my neighborhood.

This guy just fought his way to a DO, and proved that most of the people posting here are lame, bitter assholes with absolutely nothing interesting to say.
Well fucking Done.

thank you for proving all the midwest stereotypes true. what a fucking faggot.

lolzorz.

reminds me of “airborne” with seth green…

how do you live with yourself? on the board? at night? because that’s really x-core

Even better,

“The Crow 4: Skate or Die”

What a cock!

let’s race down Bascom this weekend

send him to iraq.

Bascom’s tame. well take observatory, twisty side.
Eleven this sunday. The snow will have melted by then.

-9Lives

That skate-sword will really come in handy if he gets jumped by brigands on the way to Hot Topic.

I hear it has +2 douche-ness.

You got some real purdy makeup dorian

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMJxGhIh8SE&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2F

metallica sucks now. So you know.

You got some real purdy makeup dorian

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMJxGhIh8SE&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2F

metallica sucks now. So you know.

You got some real purdy makeup dorian

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMJxGhIh8SE&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2F

metallica sucks now. So you know.

Keep going. It’s still funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeBi614bqAc

That’s right, post a video of him helping a stranger.
That’ll make him look like an ass.

This is basicly how Dash Snow would of turned out if he didn’t live coastal. Pat yourself on the back Vice.

haha, faggot

anyone found the link to this guys S&M site yet?

How many materia slots does his BoardSword have?

“Skate Swords!!?? holy shit! Wisconsin sounds awesome!”

Fo rizzle. It’s not every day that you find a state where they can fight you with their mode of transportation.

after looking at those photos, maybe he;s just some super-sharp guy who’s thrying to burn us. ….actually, nah, he’s a self-absorbed douche…

It’s pointless to make fun of him because it’s obvious that embarassing him isn’t possible.
If it were me up there with a vice double feature and you vulture rednecks calling me a faggot all the live long day I’d have deleted and remade all my ports days ago.

I’m sick of emo-taku scumbags like this defining all that is wrong with youth culture. Do us all a favor and please keep your con-attending cos-playing quasi-homosexual wannabe j-pop idols in your friggin’ console rpg games and out of the real world. Thanks.

oh wow…those pictures are embarrasing. if you are gonna try so hard- why not be creative about it? there is nothing original about his style or photos or general mindset. the sketchers just show he’s poor

this fool is a loser, see the modelling pics please, they’re hilarious cause they’re lousy, all tryin’ to be cool and shit

So, he’s a 13 year old girl? I’m pretty sure only young girls have that name.

“Hi, I’m Nikki. Oh, but I spell it with 2 Ks.”

oh internet, you crack me up.

dayum he looks just like an anime character…scary….

For anyone who was serious about losing to me in a race, there is a HUGE mother fucker tomorrow.
Dozens of hills, a prospected thirty skaters, and streets so clear you could do a line off ‘em.

Sunday.
Knuckleheads on State Street, eleven pm. We will wait for twenty five minutes for racers to show up before we split. Bring your longboard, shortboard, inlines, moped and prepare to be humiliated by a douche fag with a faggy name and douchy faggy shoes douche douch fag douchey fagga fagga fagga…
Learn some fucking new words. There’s a thesaurus in your highschool somewhere. Whenever you get around to passing the twelfth grade.

Keep going it’s still funny.

Check out his other pictures, this is great.
http://nikki9lives.deviantart.com/

So why did vice post a 2nd thing about nikki9lives?? Are they trying to say he’s cool now? Is “dogedly justifying” something a compliment?
What damn you?! Aswer me vice!!

hi dorian! You have a cool name.

His Deiviantart profile. Just when you thought it couldn’t get more self indulgent;somehow,it does.
Thank you Daniel. I’m very happy about my name.

Aw, Man, he had me right up until he listed as his hero “Ted Bundy”. No, not the correct answer, Al Bundy, but the serial rapist, Ted. Wow, cool, man. I guess he had to go with him because Manson is too mainstream.

SO fucking what if he models. Have you looked at anyone elses model mayhem profile??? They are worlds gayer and more self absorbed. As models go, he’s modest.

SO fucking what if he models. Have you looked at anyone elses model mayhem profile??? They are worlds gayer and more self absorbed. As models go, he’s modest.

he said his favorite artist was ted bundy. That’s funny in a macabre way. he says his hero is thin elvis.

It’s like EVERY vice reader is stalking this kid. Who can find out his SSN first? Get the fuck of his nuts. He’s a better person than all of you for not putting up with all of your shit. He has had his face somewhere on the cover of vice for like a week now. he’s poven he’s a do, vice has spoken well of him now lets all shift our focus. please.

haha this kids fucking modeling pictures suck. He is the epitome of a DONT.

This has been the highest traffic, most commented, read and reader reasearched article vice has posted in months. Iraq issue didn’t get as much attention as dude. From reading how he writes I kinda want him interviewed. What’s the last time vice did a piece about the midwest? Insane racing skater vigilante in cow land sounds like it’d hit the spot about now

This has been the highest traffic, most commented, read and reader reasearched article vice has posted in months. Iraq issue didn’t get as much attention as dude. From reading how he writes I kinda want him interviewed. What’s the last time vice did a piece about the midwest? Insane racing skater vigilante in cow land sounds like it’d hit the spot about now

This has been the highest traffic, most commented, read and reader reasearched article vice has posted in months. Iraq issue didn’t get as much attention as dude. From reading how he writes I kinda want him interviewed. What’s the last time vice did a piece about the midwest? Insane racing skater vigilante in cow land sounds like it’d hit the spot about now

I challenge you to a race! first person to hang them sleves wins, you can have a head start if you like?

I’m a student at the UW from chicago. I read nikki’s challenge and he is no fucking joke. A Pile of people showed up with such rad boards, there were these three kids from sweden filming it, some chicks, and grass.
Nikki bombed a hill while facing backwards because hes fearless to the point of suicidal. he passed me a pipe while we were both in midbomb. It’s like refeuling a plane in midair.
I skate, and after seeing his board, (he rode one that was much different that was this one) I had my doubts but he’s funny, smelly, and dangerous. Same time next sunday skater-breaker.

‘There always has to be some limey (or whatever) who spews out the above cliche.’

There always has to be some idiot who pulls out the ‘limey’ card. Fool.

I don’t regret much in life, but I just spent 10 minutes reading this horseshit, and that’s 10 minutes i’ll never get back and could’ve used to play catch with my firstborn son or something.

i just dont understand him

Hwat a fucking prick. I couldn’t care less if he skates or if he inhabits some frenzied bubble at the extreme jagged edge of Midwestern life or if he squats down and shits perfect shiny baubles of anti-establishment chic. Look at him. Forget the clothes, forget everything superficial or extraneous, just for a second try to picture the very essence of the man. He’s a fucking prick.

OMG Nikki stop pretending to be other people that say how great you are. WE KNOW ITS JUST YOU!

I want to get Mogadishu on him.

The premise of the do’s and dont’s isn’t just a picture, it is also a caption. Just because you don’t care weather or not he skates, it doesn’t change the fact the vice clearly printed that they “knew” he didn’t skate when it’s obvious vice didn’t know the kid at all. Thus, all the overwhelming evidence and support that flooded in after the former was written. As for the pic itself, I don’t think he looks like a prick it just looks like he doesn’t give a damn. Every literate hipster from canada to california could be screaming for him to change his shoes (which they kind of are) and he’d be all like “holy shit these cigarettes are buy one get one this month! I wonder where I’m gonna sleep tonight..”

who fucking cares…seriously.

hi nikkiIMEANTWOTRICKS!

Hey Vice,

Some people are fine with their privacy being violated, in fact some people derive maso-pleasure out of it, but that’s not me.

Madison is the capitol city of Wisconsin and a lot of people here (me included) read vice.
My girlfriend worked at the only store that ever distributed the actual magazine itself to the public until they closed due to mismanagement.
Needless to say, I read your magazine and visit the website when I’m not studying or working or fucking. But it’s a pain in the ass to have to see me making my Frankenstein face anytime I want to read your many other richer, more comment worthy articles.
I try not to read these comments and I try not to respond because it just throws more booze on the bonfire, but it’s like a fucking white elephant in my closet. I just have to look. Isn’t there anything better on this site that deserves more attention? My face has been up there for a fucking week now. I promise I’ll never wear shorts or ever wear flipflops but that’s as far as I will compromise.
Good-fucking-night

Holy moly. 120 comments. This has to be a record. I have such little life and such a fast computer that I will literally page through the archives to find out if it is.

And vice quotes his zingers and listens to him when he Wah wahs about bad publicity. You’re not his bitch vice.
What are you nikki, britney spears? The paparazzi are going through your trash now?
His head should go back on the chopping block. next to neckfaces room so he can see what a real skaters like.

http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2007/01/dear_vice_did_i.html#comments

Does anyone remember this fucker!?!

he got 87 comments and no one defended him at all. After reading and reminicing this article…. I’m so sorry nikki. You write really well and you aren’t anywhere near this “pingu” ass hole. Every bad things that’s been said about you seems really uncalled for now. God what an asshole Pingu is though.

HAH. Pingu IS a fag. So it is written

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That’s just a sorryass anime-reading nerd who somehow manages to score on chicks who like songs about vampires by putting on a punk-”leave me alone, my life hurts, but no, wait, i love you”-dress.
On second thought… Go get him!

look at me i am amazing and i want everyone to see how cool i am, and how fast my computer is!

this dude masturbates to himself in the mirror.

This is funny. So funny. I’m not sure what’s funniest though, Nikki, other people, Nikki pretending to be other people, or other people pretending to be Nikki.

. . . wait, it’s his photos. Those are funniest. I’m sure if you’re all busy having fun, hill-bombing and passing pipes to people in midair, being a hardcore dude and all that, you don’t have the time to backcomb your hair and take forehead shots?

no one is cool if they post

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Thank fuck for that - all that scrolling, reading and clicking on lame Youtube links just to get to the bottom and say that Nikki is clearly a person not to be fucked with - look at the way he has fixed you all up good, leaving you to cry because you picked on the wrong pipe hitting, hard as a rock ska8er dude with feelings.

There, that is you all told…

(the pictures are all a bit gay but that Youtube thing with the facepaint, bad guitar and paper witches hat is the lamest thing I have ever seen - you all need to man the fuck up and grow some)

what the fuck is it with you Americans????

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If you want to talk about what is wrong with NAFTA, you should not talk about:

How NAFTA is forcing Mexicans out of their simple, wholesome lifestyle into the barren trap of modern consumerism.
How by enriching Mexico NAFTA is polluting Mexico.
How rising urban employment as rising manufacturing exports to the U.S. increases employment is making workers in the cities worse off.
How U.S. unemployment is artificially high because of all those jobs stolen by low-paid Mexicans.
Instead, talk about what is happening to Mexico’s poor farmers as the wave of agricultural imports from the U.S. breaks over them. What happens to the 22% of Mexico’s labor force that works on the land is the true area of concern, and the chief potential source of economic destruction that may be triggered by NAFTA.

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Economist.com: …It is the high cost of Mexican farming that makes it so uncompetitive. Mr Palau argues that farming in the state of Sinaloa has become almost as efficient as in the United States, with yields per hectare increasing from 2.9 tons in 1981 to 8.5 tons in 2001. But local farmers are still going out of business because their costs—from diesel to electricity to credit—are about a third higher than those north of the border. Poor transport makes a crucial difference: it costs about three times as much to deliver corn by rail from Sinaloa to Mexico city as it does to ship it there from New Orleans via Veracruz.

These are what the Americans this week politely, and correctly, called Mexico’s “structural” challenges. While the country’s farmers are being exposed to the full force of world competition, they are saddled with artificially high costs because much of the rest of the economy consists of public or private monopolies sheltering behind legal and constitutional barriers to competition.

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There are about 3m corn-growers in Mexico, with an average of five dependants each…

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Use your existence for something that does good. Damn.

It appears Nicholas shaves his legs in order to go faster.

What a wonderful little raincloud.

I think Daddy shook his cage a little hard in the early years. I want to see what happens when I breathe Ray Nephews up his nostrils. I will smear my cheeks in beetroot for added effect.

hahahhahahahhahahhahaa