On Shot By Kern we take a titillating look at photographer Richard Kern and the various models he works with. On The Vice Guide To Travel, Shane attempts to fuck a love doll in Tokyo. We’ve also got three live songs by The Melvins at SXSW and more Dos and Don’ts and Friends.
Someone needs to tell Europeans what complete fucking losers they look like in their “latest trainers” and their fake tans and their gelled hair and their stupid scarves everywhere “shopping till they drop” like it’s the only thing that matters outside of hash and house music.
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This is like the opposite of a self-esteem problem. He has too much esteem. He looks in the mirror and, instead of seeing a linebacker who lost a bet, he sees a sexy 14-year-old Colombian chick with a healthy dose of sassitude stuffed into her tiny frame.
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Reader Comments
March 19th, 2007
2:54 pm
kern is a perv. i like pervs.
March 19th, 2007
7:34 pm
The Melvins suck.
March 19th, 2007
8:35 pm
Hey, I used to dis Kern quite a bit on Vice until I read his comentary on this banality of Suicide Girls, which I think …is banal…
Hey Ricky, sorry about busting your chops and all, you’re a good guy… Go find Lung Leg and pull her out of whatever hobo dumpster she’s living in… I like these NY Girls you find too, but, some more psychopaths would also be interesting.
ps. the whole holding up the liscence thing kind of skeeved me out and gave me a boner at the same time, should i become an hero?