Jesus, what’s going on with this month? Nidge dies, Charles Gocher from the Sun City Girls dies, some dipshit at Quiznos burns down Terrence McKenna’s crazy rare book library, AND it’s fucking Kurt Cobain’s 40th birthday. Is God trying to punish people who are into awesome shit? Fuuuuuuuck.
We were just wondering what happened to all the great drunken assholes when this hero whipped in, downed two free beers, started a fight, and managed to piss off half the bar before being thrown out—all over the course of five minutes. If his father could see him, he'd be proud to have passed down the family jacket.
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Club kids kill me. Their leader guy Michael Alig is like a Charles Manson for the mid-90s, only without the murder.
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Reader Comments
February 24th, 2007
2:08 am
Why the hell do people still care about Cobain? That stuff was a hundred years ago. He couldn’t write a sensiable lyric to save his life. Besides,Ian Curtis is the first and last word in suicidal frontman.
Fucking get over it people!
February 24th, 2007
2:52 am
“sensiable?”
February 24th, 2007
8:26 am
“he couldn’t write a sensible lyric to save his life”
ha.
February 24th, 2007
9:49 am
February has always been my least favorite month. So much bad shit happens in it.
February 24th, 2007
1:58 pm
dude I totally like my lyrics sensible. if they aren’t sensible they aren’t worth listening to. sensible lyrics I think the andrea dworkin band may be more up your alley (with a strap on)
February 24th, 2007
2:00 pm
hey I like it when someone posts a dumb comment and then you click on their name to see their myspace page and a whole new world of nerdy shit opens up like that guy who did the letterbombs anus
February 24th, 2007
7:29 pm
mother fucker!!
i would have put out the fire myself
February 25th, 2007
2:48 am
Nerdy Myspace page or not. I’m right about everything.
February 25th, 2007
4:40 am
Fuckin’ Quiznos takes down the library of the Man Himself? The Machine Elves can’t be happy about that.
February 25th, 2007
5:28 am
yeah seriouly the machine elves and extra terrestrials are going to fuck quiznos up