haha - too funny

That first picture was ripped from a London music magazine article about New Rave, Jesus Guys get a fucking grip

sorry to correct you, but that first pic is actually the cover to Niyi’s new EP.

vice is really great and all, but this is total dogshit! bet pingu would love this stuff! anyway keep up the good work!

ugh. ok. have they at least stopped using the cheesy voice samples in rave music.that shit is the lamest form of electronic music ever.

I <3 Blaxons

I want to fuck everyone in that group photo. And I love how all the links are to someone’s Myspace profile. Suck it Live Journal!

Black people hang out with white people in London, that’s how it works, nothing new. I’m sure it might be a novelty to some but these scenes aren’t particularly about black or white. I’m not saying it isn’t an issue AT ALL just that it’s how it’s been for years now. We just one big meltin’ pot baby, ebony and ivory, colour-blind, nah, fuck it, just kiddin’, eveyone’s prob just too drunk to notice INNIT.

But I heard last week on http://bigbignews.net that ‘Bluppies’ (black yuppies) were the hot new thang…no?!

so to be racially tolerant you have to dress like a fucking optical illusion?

so to be racially tolerant you have to dress like a fucking optical illusion?

THIS IS A JOKE GUYS!

Some black dudes from the midwest put out the first *techno* records, and gay black dudes created House music, so it’s not all that weird that they be associated with rave shit. Although I don’t see much of a correlation between raves and “nu rave” besides the name. Nu Rave is just the latest bandwagon musical genre, thanks to NME.

I wanna fuck that EBONY BONES sooo bad! Wish she’d come to New York..

To the the clown who was chattin bare fraff about black chaps in the Mid West putting out the first Techno records. No, you cock smoker.

Step away from my internet.

http://www.myspace.com/judasbeast

Heard she’s coming to NY! Ebony Bones gets boned (Bronx style)Mmm..

black yuppies are BUPPIES
not “bluppies”

take note, fools

This isn’t actually happening.
It can’t be.

It’s almost like Chris Morris and Armando Iannuci are prophets and the stupid future they envisioned has come true.

For once I’m actually glad I live in Glasgow where people who dress like this get stabbed.

I think i saw these guys on Cliff Yablonski like 3 years ago… meh, old news

Black people wow! I didn’t know they could be into anything but hip-hop, reggae and grime. All this sort of article does is turn race into a human zoo.

are black people in this week then?

NIYI is wack…i just heard this so called banger of a dubplate, and it sounds like Just Jack on seratonin. JME serious, get to know.

NIYI is wack? ‘JME serious’ ? FIRSTLY, learn to speak English. SECONDLY, if you are comparing these two, then you just don’t get it. I expect to see NIYI doing pretty well this year….

for fuck sake.. nu rave is done. in london that shit is played out… catch up please!
nu rave is old fuckin news!
move on!

Ha! Ha! NU RAVE IS SOOOOOOOOO OVER!! The Klaxons said it themselves. The only person iv ever heard of on that list is Ebony Bones - who we saw play in Manchester. Fucking AMAZING. A*

Ha! Ha! NU RAVE IS SOOOOOOOOO OVER!! The Klaxons said it themselves. The only person iv ever heard of on that list is Ebony Bones - who we saw play in Manchester. Fucking AMAZING. A*

lol. why do vice insist on writing shit like this?

Am quite an ebony bones fan though, read she’s working with timbaland soon..

er.. who the fuck are the though? .

God.

Being so over is so over.

Which in turn is now so over.

Which in turn is now so over.
and on. and on. Ar-is-ton.

lol. why do vice insist on writing shit like this?

Am quite an ebony bones fan though, read she’s working with timbaland soon..

er.. who the fuck are the rest though? .

this is fuckin gay.

lol. why do vice insist on writing shit like this?

Am quite an ebony bones fan though, read she’s working with timbaland soon..

er.. who the fuck are the rest though? .

Now this might be some sort of Blaver trend that I don’t know about yet… but did anybody realize that his cigarette is backwards in the first picture?

Shit why are black people so fucking cool!? Pisses me off everytime..

This is why I love VICE…Ebony Bones…first time hearing of her and I like it…pretty fucking cool…

I didnt realise that hipster=white and ravers=white..

and fucking nu rave.. is aload of wank and fuckin glow sticks should be fucking banned..

i like all the above artists though innit.
but dont call me a blipster or a fucking wotev..
im just a black girl who likes good music.

Blave? More like Blovercooked Blillconcievd Blollocks. Blironic? More like Blullshit.

are there a load of ebony bones myspace groupies on here? you fucking tossers.

Blipster?
Well then, what’s called for asian hipster? I am really curious.

Blipster?
Well then, what’s called for asian hipster? I am really curious.

haha! i love vice - only vice could get away with this monkey piss - i bet all of the above have never even heard of the term blavers or woteva u fucking call it.. but i admit - they r rather cool.

..Well I wasnt before but after checking the sites out its safe to say im now OFFICIALLY a myspace groupie AND a fucking tosser! (literally) *sigh* my poor arm..

Lol! click ‘view friends’ on ebony bones myspace - haha! had us in stiches!

omg is that a midget or an umpalompa? No ok i think its an umpalompa dressed as an asian boy.. is he in her band!? Right I gota see this show!

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Just a little.

I bet these guys drink orbitz just because nobody else does.

No i reckon the midget drinks Sprite..

..or maybe pepsi - shit i wish i had those moves

..or maybe pepsi - shit i wish i had those moves

Cultural & musical history aside (paradise garage etc), what a load of ol’ rubbish. Why do black guys who dress up have to be given names and create scenes. Yeesh - give me a break you skinny jeaned crackers, can’t they just be? What’s next blockers - black guys who like rock?. Wow how different and interesting, don’t tell me they don’t all just listen to RnB and hiphop?

THI SIA ALL WELL AND GOOD…BUT YOU ACT LIKE RAVE WAS EVER RACIALLY OR SEXUALLY DIVIDED. iF YOU THINK THAT YOU WERE NEVER A PART OF IT. rAVE HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT EVERYBODY IN IT TOGETHER.

exactly - musics for everyone! Why do vice always do this shit.. these guys seem to be a talented bunch bringing people of all races together. Im up for that! Not all this bullshit name taggin

WELL SAID!

P.S I LOVE THE MUSIC - ITS FUCKIN GR8. THATS WOT VICE SHOULD B TALKIN BOUT..

who r these ebony bones girls!? they’re AMAZING!

THE IDIOTS ARE WINNING! THE IDIOTS ARE WINNING! i cannot believe this is happening either. at the stylistic evolutionary fork in the road, the trendy fucks always seem to take the worse route. soon there will be a new wave of Creed and Nickelback meta-bands, just watch. furthermore, why can’t these neu-rave people choose some of the more substantial, less surface aspects of the rave scene in the 90s? why are they re-hashing shit that looks like Jesus Jones and EMF videos? why can’t they re-hash Kickin’ or Ibiza Records? why are they playing Haddaway and 2Unlimited at hipster parties - why not Underground Resistance or Bones Breaks??!?!??!? AGGGGGH, my head hurts.

yo man put the crack pipe down..

hadnt heard of her till i read about Lenny Kravitz and her recent fling

we(the retro kidz) started this and didnt realise how far it would go-sorry.

this has been happening in london for the past 12 years.. on this scale for the past 6. i dont think anyone “started it”

These looks remind me of something straight out of the tv show Fresh Prince.

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