Few things get the blood pumping like a good old-fashioned drunken argument. With this in mind, several of our staffers under the employ of Dewar’s Scotch have put together a series of debates moderated by Vice DVD correspondent Trace Crutchfield.
The subject of the first match was whether or not UFOs are bullshit, as argued between Stanton Friedman, the original Roswell investigator/noted nuclear physicist and Jen Dziura, two-time Virginia State Debate champion. Unfortunately this little highlights reel gives short shrift to Prof. Friedman’s 15-minute slide show, but believe us: It fucking clenched it.
Also, keep your eyes out for the look-alike toward the end of the clip who tried to ruin Big Pinky’s hard-won reputation by asking the one of the lamest joke-questions of all time. They’re still trying to figure out subjects for the next few debates. So if there’s one you’d like to see feel free to suggest it below and they can sit around for a couple days arguing about whether or not it would work.
Reader Comments
January 26th, 2007
11:42 pm
Should intelligent design be taught as an alternative to Darwinism?
January 27th, 2007
2:23 am
I liked Ms. Dziura better when she overcharging people for rent and then kicking them out of her apartment.
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January 27th, 2007
2:26 am
what a good marketing scheme. people dont drink dewars and break shit, they have debates. so classy. where,s the spike jonze commerical?
January 27th, 2007
12:56 pm
aids: biological population control?
January 27th, 2007
2:22 pm
That Jen Dziura is fucking annoying. Even though I basically agreed with what she was saying, I still wanted to punch her.
January 27th, 2007
2:23 pm
Trace Crutchfield is pure prep perfection.
January 28th, 2007
1:33 am
im over Vice
what now?
January 28th, 2007
8:34 am
I thought the question-joke was funny…
January 29th, 2007
7:38 am
I felt like I was listening to Kathy Griffin talk after she just read her first book. How fucking annoying that woman was.
January 30th, 2007
4:58 pm
2 parter: 1. Is the universe infinite or what?(of course it is, thence Q2, but its a good warm up)
2. Given that the universe is infinite, all things that can exist do exist. What does this include or mean? (All kinds of fun stuff can arise like: Does anything I can imagine exist somewhere? or Dick Dawkins shit like the evolution of a being so powerful as to be indistinguishable from a/the g/God)
February 1st, 2007
3:32 pm
Shilling is like british cents, right? Or is that like a pence or some shit? BOMB DRESDEN
February 18th, 2007
3:28 am
Note to Jen Dziura: If you want people to take you seriously, don’t have a whiny voice and wear a crotch-high skirt to a debate.
February 21st, 2007
12:17 am
If a bear shits in the wood, does it make a sound?
March 28th, 2007
11:00 pm
please niggas…what a weak argument on her part..useing ockhams razor..the simpelest explanation is usually true..nah nigga..nah nigga
nope wrong all she proved was that it is likeley to dought that they exist….not that they dont exist, really thats just jumping to conclusions however probable.
September 30th, 2007
4:00 pm
Seriously, “a whiny voice”? Do you really want to discount someone’s arguments because she’s female?
Also, re: Jamal, I’m pretty sure the topic of debate was “Resolved: We have sufficient reason to believe that alien life is visiting Earth” or something, so her job WAS to prove doubt, not to prove that aliens absolutely don’t exist. I doubt a serious debater would have agreed to try to prove that there is no aliens or god or whatever - just that we have no sufficient reason to believe that there are.