The surprise hit gift of Yuletide ‘06? Vibrating cock rings. A disposable dick quaking device by Durex, the first sex toy ad aired on terrestrial TV, is giving Brits boners as they slouch in front of the box this Christmas. Also hot this year is the iBuzz Two, a vibrating cock/clit set activated by music. It’s like sharing earplugs and buttplugs…
With 4 pulsing patterns and 11 speeds, you can rock out together to Barry Manilow or hate fuck to Slayer, whatever your sex music mood. Buy one for your parents. However if your family are a bit traditional and, at this time of Our Lord, tend to focus on the real meaning of Christmas, then show them you mean it with The Jackhammer Jesus.
Reader Comments
December 19th, 2006
1:31 pm
I want to share earplugs and buttplugs. It’s so romantic.
December 19th, 2006
1:41 pm
Buy this shit at my website.
http://www.britishcondoms.com
December 19th, 2006
7:21 pm
Earplugs & Buttplugs?
Maybe I´m oldfashioned but this just sounds wrong to me… The day I need my partner and I to hook our parts to the Ipod to get off I´m filing for divorce.
December 19th, 2006
7:37 pm
ipod for the win.
December 19th, 2006
9:10 pm
I had sex to Master of Puppets. I was amazing.
December 19th, 2006
9:26 pm
a new low for vice?
December 20th, 2006
12:05 am
they should call this iFuck…i kind of want one.
December 20th, 2006
12:58 pm
next time you do this could you also post the amount of money (in € or Pound sterling) they paid you to display it?
December 20th, 2006
1:51 pm
hey d, here you go: £0.00
September 6th, 2008
1:15 pm
HAHAHAHA divine interventions