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Archive for December, 2006

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Handsome Furs

HandsomefursDan and Alexei met in Montreal. Dan sings in Wolf Parade. Alexei writes poetry and short fiction. They make music with machines and each other. It’s like vintage Jesus and the Mary Chain fronted by a drunker, skinnier Bruce Springsteen.
Listen: Handsome Furs - "Untitled"

Favorite novels

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The Fiction Issue: Mastodon, Jay Z, Bloc Party, Smog, Chris Cunningham, Pitbull and Momus talk about their favorite novels. Choose your country: AU | CA | NZ | SE | UK | US

Fucked Up at the Old Blue Last

Fuckedup_web2Our friends Fucked Up return to the Old Blue Last on Wednesday December 27. We love them so much we put out their single "Triumph Of Life" earlier this year. If you witnessed their previous show at our pub, then you know how amazing this band are live. Don’t miss them. Did we mention how great they are?

Flyer designed by Dwid from Integrity (check dwidhellion.com for more).

Video Games Killed the Radio Star - Snakeheads and Triads

The_triadLit students like to claim it’s racist to say that Chinatowns and other enclaves of Asian immigrants are full of secret doings that skirt the notice of white society, but we recently spent some time down in a part of New York where you can go days at a time without seeing a round eye and discovered it’s actually true. By the end of hour two we’d already seen three extremely seedy-looking cash exchanges around the corners of buildings and watched one of our hosts attempt to palm off what looked like a business card to several older men then each time try to pretend that he hadn’t. And this was all on the semi-legal side of the street–click here to read about what the situation’s like where there are still active criminal circles around to stir up the mix.

THE BEST OF 2006

Here’s a round-up of the best pixels we’ve typed, clicked and gawked at over the past year. We’ve got 5 categories:

* Most Blogged
The most popular posts

* Dear Vice
Our fave reader letters

* Most Read
The most popular magazine features

* Best Pie Fights
Issues stirring up controversy

* Most Watched
Our fave viral video clips

Music and Beer and Fun

Bdr_016 Congratulations to us. The Old Blue Last has just been voted the best pub in London for music by the Evening Standard in their Ultimate Pub Guide. This year our East End boozer has had performances by Klaxons, Arctic Monkeys, The Horrors, Lily Allen, Diplo, Bonde Do Role, David Banner and Cham. For the latest listings for the pub, go here.

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Dear Vice - A Hole in the Head

Blackouthole Dear Vice,
Meet my friend Sven. He has a hole the size of a small pancake in his head. It looks like one of those funny Jewish hats you see the Pope wear sometimes. Two weeks ago I got a call from Sven. I was still asleep and noticed only hours later I had one missed call from him, at 10.37 AM. I called him back, but he didn’t answer…
(See the hole in all its glory after the jump)

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London – Toy time

ToytimeThe surprise hit gift of Yuletide ‘06? Vibrating cock rings. A disposable dick quaking device by Durex, the first sex toy ad aired on terrestrial TV, is giving Brits boners as they slouch in front of the box this Christmas. Also hot this year is the iBuzz Two, a vibrating cock/clit set activated by music. It’s like sharing earplugs and buttplugs

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New York - Anti-What?

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The Jim Crow Museum at Ferris State University in Michigan is one of the country’s foremost non-ironic storehouses of creepy racist ephemera from the past few centuries. (Ironically enough, its website is one of the only places online you can gawk at old minstrel masks and Coon Chicken menus without feeling like a Stormfront regular.)

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Ipswich Ripper Suspect on MySpace

TommyspaceTom Stephens, the 37-year-old supermarket shelf stacker arrested in connection with the murder of 5 prostitutes in Ipswich, has a MySpace. Buddy him now! See pics from his photo gallery after the jump…

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New York - Soy Makes Gays?

Gay_parade_in_paris_by_maybrickWe know the “soy turns kids into homos” story has been all over the blogs, but we wanted to point out a walking, breathing flaw in the argument: teenage Chinese lesbian gangs. If the estrogen in soy is "feminizing" little boys, shouldn’t Asia be home to a bunch of moody women with huge cans? Not happening. Inherently small Asian dinks also debunk the whole penis-deficit-from-soy thing, and the influx of gay hustlers in Chinatown hasn’t seemed to affect population growth in their homeland. We want to know what the guy who wrote this ate that made him look like Clint Eastwood’s retarded brother. Asbestos?

MOST POPULAR - DEAR VICE

Our fave reader’s letters

Balls_1 Big Balls
Dear Vice,
This is that photo I was telling you about. This kid was wasted in the parking lot of a Green Day concert at Giants stadium. We told him he had to do something good for a picture if he wanted a free t-shirt. He goes, "I’ve got the biggest balls in the world! Does that get me a free shirt? Look at these…"

 

Pooldudes Pool dudes
Dear Vice,
These are photographs that I took working as a “pool technician” last summer. I’ve been working in the industry for over four years and am completely unlicensed even though I do plumbing work (residential pools can hold up to 21,000 gallons of water), electrical work, fuck around with gas lines, install 240,000-btu pool heaters (stronger than a home furnace), and handle hazardous chemicals. The suburban pool industry is so unregulated and fly-by-night that it’s basically total anarchy.

 

Mixcd Mix CD
Dear Vice,
Last night I got high and made this mix CD for yourself and the rest of VICE. It’s my way of letting you know what kind of music is important to me; which is in my opinion one of the best ways to get to know somebody. It’s my hope that after reading this letter and listening to the songs, VICE would be willing to take me on as an intern, paid assistant, or otherwise.

 

Piss Parasomniac pisshead
Dear Vice,
I have a problem. It started about a year ago when I was on holiday with my girlfriend’s family. We all had dinner together and then hung out in the hotel bar. After a few drinks my girlfriend went to bed and I hung out with her brothers. I was kinda nervous about meeting them (one is a cop and the other is a boxer) so I steadied my nerves with a few whiskeys. A few turned into a shitload and soon I was challenging them to a shot contest. Roaring drunk, I eventually stumbled upstairs to the hotel room…

 

Worstshirt2_1 Worst t-shirt
Dear Vice,
I spotted this on the sale rack at some vintage $60-80s-rock-shirt place on Main in Vancouver. It is quite possibly the single worst shirt in the whole history of fucking humanity. Only problem is, I can’t figure out how exactly to classify it: Post-ironic-skeeze-out? Meta-dirtbag?