
One in seven Brits are scroungers who sit on the sofa in their underpants all day watching crap telly and eating Pot Noodles. New research has found that 15 per cent of the UK adult population live entirely on welfare. But it’s not their fault, according to the report’s authors. The myriad benefits currently on offer means that people can fiddle
more dough on the dole than in full-time employment. So really, says the
thinktank, it’s the government’s fault for giving them
‘hand-outs’ rather than ‘hand-ups’. Um, okaaaay… Well anyways, check out The Poverty Issue for some tips and techniques for
surviving in 3rd World Britain, including:











Reader Comments
November 28th, 2006
4:55 pm
Why do you guys constantly rag on fat, drunk, drugged-up, violent, abusive, stupid poor people? Easy prey if you ask me. Please target the rich, botoxed, public-schooled, braying toffs who get away with murder. That is all.
November 28th, 2006
9:20 pm
I think it’s about time someone paid attention to the afore-mentioned people. You want to see the rich and botoxed check out http://www.perezhilton.com
November 28th, 2006
9:27 pm
FUck Chavs
November 28th, 2006
11:31 pm
fuck you britons
November 29th, 2006
8:57 pm
fuck yank cunts who are to busy worrying about whether to eat organic to know the whole world hates you and when you are finally blown to peices no-one will actually give a shit.
November 30th, 2006
12:10 pm
Does anyone really truly want to work for a living anymore….?
Blame the internet! :)