The NHL is dead, it has been sucked dry by a vampirical Jew named Bettman.

But hey, the NHL can save millions in airfare if we just play the same 5 teams 80 times a year so Bettman can buy his family a new synagogue.

hahaha, the funniest thing is this dude “c3po732115″ or whatever actually cares about Hockey. Hocckey is fucking g-a-y-y-y-y-y-y, bro.

hey c3po. Your antisemetism is uncalled for. You are an ignorant asshole, and now that you’ve put it writing, the world knows it.

Hey blogger: hockey goth girl is wearing a san jose sharks jersey. Canadian only wish they could be as cool as American Hockey fans.

im all for skipping over the whole retarded “flappin’ the black plastic around the ring while dancing around on the ice like panzy bitches” thing and supporting the resurgence of good ol’ fashion bloody gladiator fighting. fuckin’a…

im all for skipping over the whole retarded “flappin’ the black plastic around the ring while dancing around on the ice like panzy bitches” thing and supporting the resurgence of good ol’ fashion bloody gladiator fighting. fuckin’a…

im all for skipping over the whole retarded “flappin’ the black plastic around the ring while dancing around on the ice like panzy bitches” thing and supporting the resurgence of good ol’ fashion bloody gladiator fighting. fuckin’a…

im all for skipping over the whole retarded “flappin’ the black plastic around the ring while dancing around on the ice like panzy bitches” thing and supporting the resurgence of good ol’ fashion bloody gladiator fighting. fuckin’a…

im all for skipping over the whole retarded “flappin’ the black plastic around the ring while dancing around on the ice like panzy bitches” thing and supporting the resurgence of good ol’ fashion bloody gladiator fighting. fuckin’a…

im all for skipping over the whole retarded “flappin’ the black plastic around the ring while dancing around on the ice like panzy bitches” thing and supporting the resurgence of good ol’ fashion bloody gladiator fighting. fuckin’a…

im all for skipping over the whole retarded “flappin’ the black plastic around the ring while dancing around on the ice like panzy bitches” thing and supporting the resurgence of good ol’ fashion bloody gladiator fighting. fuckin’a…

im all for skipping over the whole retarded “flappin’ the black plastic around the ring while dancing around on the ice like panzy bitches” thing and supporting the resurgence of good ol’ fashion bloody gladiator fighting. fuckin’a…

im all for skipping over the whole retarded “flappin’ the black plastic around the ring while dancing around on the ice like panzy bitches” thing and supporting the resurgence of good ol’ fashion bloody gladiator fighting. fuckin’a…

hey scoobiebrothers, 60% of the NHL is Canadian players. We will always be the coolest hockey fans cuz’ it’s our fuckin’ game. Keep your slow paced baseball and football where half your ’star’ players are fuckin’ criminals. The ‘riot’ thing mentioned in the article, happened once. Arenas only pay for ‘riot insurance’ for concerts where people can’t behave, like rap and metal concerts

Oh fucking please……..

Hockey is the greatest sport on the planet - Don’t believe me? Well let’s break it down.

Hockey: A fast paced, high intensity game with minimal stoppage in play, bone crushing hits and man to man brawling. The fact that it’s too fast for the mouth-breathing yanks to watch is just icing on the cake.

Baseball: Seriously? do I have to explain why its the worst sport to watch ever? OK fine. ITS MIND NUMBINGLY BORING AND POPULAR WITH THE JAPANESE AND THE BUSH FAMILY (ya and they both know cool).

Football: The hardest thing about admitting you like football is telling your Dad that you’re gay.

Soccer: Ya its called fucking soccer and it’s as exciting as doing drywall - now get over it. If you insist on calling it football, please see above.

Basketball: If I really wanted to watch yo’d out homies showing off and pretending that they’re hip-hop stars I’d stand on a street corner playing with an Ipod until one of them came along and stabbed me for it. The NBA is proof that anyone with an IQ of less than 45 should not earn more than 5 grand in a year ’cause then they can’t waste it on rims.

So in conclusion
- Hockey is good
- everything else is shit
- If you don’t agree with me then go fuck yourself.

I’m from San Jose! This is fucking embarrassing!

the bush family and the japanese should go puke their baseball loving guts out all over each other… also vice posts shit like this to keep all the acne faced young candians (thats me) busy

holy shit. forget about hockey. look at this woman’s website. “Jackie Kennedy circa 1963″ is particularly tasteful.

San Jose! Too bad hockey sucks.

If you’re Canadian, and you hate hockey, you have to just suck it up and deal with it…I do, and I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate hockey. I don’t mind when my family plays ‘family stick’ ’cause it’s funny to watch. And to the narc who hate soccer/football…get over it, there’s a sport that all people can play…do you even know how expensive it is to play hockey…it’s retarded. My kids are gonna play soccer, like I did…or maybe Rocks and Bottles, if they’re lucky.

Rugby is also “A fast paced, high intensity game with minimal stoppage in play, bone crushing hits” only it’s older, tougher, and you don’t need to wear ice skates…

Isn’t anyone amazed at the fact that this woman created a style out of two polar opposites, goth clothing and jockwear?

Fuck, we’re not worthy!

1- She’s not Canadian.
2- Congrats to her for losing all the weight over the years. Looking good, weirdo.

for everybody decrying the fact that the goth girl isn’t Canadian, go back and read this sentence:

“If only we could channel our conflicted love for the world’s greatest sport into via some acceptable conduit of appreciation like this woman…”

She wouldn’t be a model for change if she was already Canadian. Fuuuuuck.

Sidepipe - “mouth-breathing yanks”? You’re kidding, right? WE’RE the mouth-breathers?

I’ll just assume you let your own temper take over on that one.

Ya I fucking love hockey but I’m stuck in missouri and noone plays it and even wen the d bags from around my area play street hockey they crazy cause I check the shit out of them lol so all in hockey is the best sport and under that paintball
Go blues