Scots are cavemen.

my ma drinks this when she’s feeling poorly.
eek.

i love this sorta shit

What is this, 1997?

Jesus, half those “nicknames” for Buckfast are put up on Wikipedia by drunk students. No ned would ever refer to Buckie as “wreck-the-hoose-juice” or “commotion lotion”. It’s Buckie, or Tonic.

Coupled with the “Begginer’s Guide To Gangland UK” it’s become clear most Vice UK staffers have probably never left their parent’s houses. Have you ever thought about perhaps doing some “research”, which involves getting “evidence” and “facts” tather than just posting up a 200 word summary of a Wikipedia article?

i trust wiki with my life. so swivel.

that shit is vile.

I Northern Ireland, during the troubles, the area encompassing Portadown, Lurgan and Craigavon was known as the murder triangle. It was also sometimes refered to as the Buckfast triangle. I heard a rumour that during the eighties the monks of Buckfast Abbey donated a quantity of their fighting juice to the people of Lurgan in recognition of their devotion to the elixir.

The nicknames are real. In Portadown Buckfast also goes by the names: “beat the wife”, “Grubber”, “divil’s blood”, “the wine”, and bizarrely, “Dick Van Dyke”.

It used to be sold in chemists as a tonic for constipation. The active ingredient is caffeine whic when combined with the alcohol brings about a very “up” that some users have described as like being in in your own private bubble of mischievious, energised, anti-social glee.

those nicknames are true, cos thats what me and my mates called it when we were small, it has those nicknames because they describe what it makes you do. ive seen people bottled with buckfast bottles. any fights ive been in, back in ireland were most probably against people fucked up on buckfast. ive never drank the stuff, same way ive never done crystal meth.

You can’t beat a bottle of liquid speed i tell thee. Many hours of talking bollocks in north east wales has been done with a bit of buckie in us.

Pure dead gallas man!, any of ye tried Buckie in yer cornflakes when the milks finished!!

Jeezo man!

Sets ye up for the day!!

my ex flatmate used to keep a bottle of this in the fridge. he was a conneseur. it didn’t make it taste remotely drinkable though

my ex flatmate used to keep a bottle of this in the fridge. he was a conneseur. it didn’t make it taste remotely drinkable though

my ex flatmate used to keep a bottle of this in the fridge. he was a conneseur. it didn’t make it taste remotely drinkable though

my ex flatmate used to keep a bottle of this in the fridge. he was a conneseur. it didn’t make it taste remotely drinkable though

my ex flatmate used to keep a bottle of this in the fridge. he was a conneseur. it didn’t make it taste remotely drinkable though

my ex flatmate used to keep a bottle of this in the fridge. he was a conneseur. it didn’t make it taste remotely drinkable though

my ex flatmate used to keep a bottle of this in the fridge. he was a conneseur. it didn’t make it taste remotely drinkable though

my ex flatmate used to keep a bottle of this in the fridge. he was a conneseur. it didn’t make it taste remotely drinkable though

my ex flatmate used to keep a bottle of this in the fridge. he was a conneseur. it didn’t make it taste remotely drinkable though

Fuck you Glaswegian Ted you stupid Scot.

Hey Jack - in Northern Ireland during the troubles? You gotta be a little more specific on the time period because the troubles started at the beginning of time and have never really stopped.

Hey JR - “many hours of talking bollocks in north east wales has been done with a bit of buckie in us”… When do people in North East Wales (or all of Wales for that matter) not speak bollocks. Stupid pikeys.

why doesn’t this shit exsist in america? is there a comparable product? nothing has made me quite as angry that i live in america as seeing that great products like this do not exsist in this country.

it does exist in america…its called mad dog 2020

Big whoop yanks got MD20/20, Ripple, Boon’s farm, Wild Irish rose, Thunderbird, Night train.

I do wish we had Scrumpy though.

Big whoop tee doo, the US has Night train, Thunderbird, Wild Irish rose, Boon’s farm, Ripple, Cisco etc.

Wish we had Scrumpy though.

Bless tha buckie.

My Uncle Jim told me another good name for Buckfast: a bottle of “Who the fuck are you looking at?”. Get fucked fast with Buckfast.

re: scrumpy - just make it! you have apples over there don’t you? Apples, straw, a coupla dead rodents,a coupla gallons of virgin’s piss is all it takes - ENJOY!

p.s. scots are wankers.

Yer ma’s a wanker

p.s I’ll knock yer ballix in

what with? Yer sporran?
Stupid fucking porridge-wog.

They’ll never ban it. Freedom.

Buckie + Vodka = a cocktail called Tough Love. Try it, itll make you cry.

That bozzy mckoo is funny as he never got over fucking his ma by accident, and he wasnt even on bucky!!

I lived in Lurgan, co armaugh, N Ireland for 12 months, and drunk lots of buckfast, i only ever heard it called “fuck fast” or creat8ivly “bottle-o-wine” 1 bottle gets you absolutly soozled and for 3 pound 50 you cant go wrong.. damn

the best way to enjoy this fine beverage is to mix it with champagne (well… cheap cava). it’s called a velvet elvis and it’ll knock yr head off.
and yes i’m scottish.

Народ в таких случаях так говорит - Бабушка еще на двое сказала: либо дождь, либо снег, либо будет, либо нет.