I know everyone is jumping on Bay Area rap, but seriously, fuck hyphy. That shit has been around for years. Snap, crunk, bounce, whatever - it’s all past its sell by date.
News Flash: We’ve discovered the hottest, most gooned out new rapper since Lil’ Wayne, who is making a completely unique form of gangsta rap. Coming out of California, this guy is the freshest rapper we have ever come across. Remember where you heard about him first.
It would be funny to give this cutie to Prince the next time he says, “You don’t have to be cool to rule my world,” because you know he couldn’t hang. Poser.
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If this was Saturday Night in Miami her voice woud be sawing your ear in half with its Fran Drescheresque howl for two more cranberry cosmotinis. Thankfully for your cochlea it was Thursday in Culver City and all she was after was another quiet round of shots.
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Reader Comments
September 29th, 2006
1:13 pm
hahaha! this is so funny because hes a quadrapalegic and quafrapalegics are great to laugh at!!!!!!:D
September 29th, 2006
5:34 pm
This dude has got “mad bitchez”? He’s got to “get that paper”? I don’t see it…
September 29th, 2006
6:57 pm
morally bankrupt
October 1st, 2006
1:39 am
oh shit, the D.O.C. made ANOTHER comeback??!?!?!
October 1st, 2006
8:59 am
^ too soon, too soon
October 2nd, 2006
4:32 am
lady joker had me at “what it do”
November 20th, 2006
6:03 pm
To that first mother fucker that said hes fun to laugh at. I hope someone fucking runs your ass over with a 18 wheeler and puts you into a fuckin wheelchair.
December 23rd, 2006
12:53 am
rt, do you understand irony?