i have a didjits t-shirt with two pigs fucking on the front that says, “makin’ bacon”. this is not a new concept.

I think the smorgasbord of positions kind of ups the ante on your didjits shirt darbs. nice try with the casual dissaffection though.

wow Darby, what other tasty insights do you have into the t-shirt industry? Why don’t you try contributing an idea as opposed to just wallowing in other people’s attempts at involvement. Is this the one you are talking about (http://www.retroduck.com/images/products/07/07-0285l.jpg); it’s MINE now.

I live in a hole and poop in the sewers.

yes, sky, it does look a lot like that one. sorry, folks. i wasn’t trying to bum out the party…

its ok darby, you didnt bum out the party, you started it….its impossible to be an asshole in vice

Here is why Patrick Cameron’s submission wins:

The shirt he found was tacky, but made (and no doubt previously worn) with sincerity.

The other t-shirt is an ironically-intended and ironically worn by “hipsters”.

thanks a bunch, supe. i owe you a drink…

the real question is should I be horny or hungry?

this is the best t-shirt ive ever seen

yeah no ganging up on darbs
we are all to quick to attack, the whole deal is that vice is where assholes come to bond and rant and be assholes in primary form.
i like the shirt
i want the shirt
i think its crude
im siked to see more shirts.

confused >>
yeah.
it would be cool if it was a pic of two pigs fucking and it just said “should I be horny or hungry?”

woah 40% of the action is vag lickin’
rock on ms. piggy, bring ‘er to 50 next time.

this is fucking stupid.

this is fucking stupid.

i really mean it. that’s why it’s there twice.

Those shirts are pretty popular in the midwest. Not something you see every day by any means, but you see them at the state fairs.

They also sell small statues of pigs fucking at Spencer Gifts.

exactly. in the midwest this kind of shit is everywhere. my father still has a shirt with mickey mouse giving the finger that says “hey, iran!” i had the misfortune of being at the kentucky state fair last week. inside one of the porta-potties next to the “beer tent” someone had written MEXICAN SPACE SHUTTLE. that’s the kind of mentality we’re dealing with around here.

I hate to disagree with the message board, but pigs participating in multiple sexual positions is not greater than or equal to a male rat copulating with a DEAD female rat. That is simple Chinese Algebra. In fact, I would go as far as to say that ANYTHING incorporating something dead is superior to doing something with something that is alive; that is, unless it is done with a retard…then it is just funny.

am i going to hell for laughing out loud at that last post?

What we really need is a Necrophiliac, Anime Pig shirt.

you get the best of the worst t-shirts at http://www.bumugly.com

a repulsive shirt contest sounds like the right thing to do.
but i dont give a shit.

>>>you get the best of the worst t-shirts at http://www.bumugly.com

no u dont theyre shit

Three phrases should be among the most common in our daily usage. They are: Thank you, I am grateful and I appreciate.