America! FUCK YEAH!

Anyway, you’re retarded “Brandon”. America = Racist? Wow. You haven’t been around the world much, friend.

um, try reading the fine print… or the title of the letter… Vanilla Pride?

Vanilla Pride = racism

I’m beginning to think most of the reader comments on this site are produced by some sort of idiocy generator to mortify and amuse all the actual readers.

Either that or it’s a bunch of 14-year-olds

Chin strokingly wittah…

Good show what?

vanilla beans are black. http://www.livesuperfoods.com/store/html/large_images/vanilla_beans.jpg

If they’re so proud how come they print the label in frog and mexican too?

Let’s face it. Vanilla tastes better, smells better, and is more refined. Chocolate is messy, ugly, and has a lower iq. I heard chocolate was better at sports, but I haven’t seen the proof.

I believe it’s “a lark” not a larf. Way to sound super retarded.

It IS “larf”, douche. “Lark” is a distortion.

couldn’t you find anything less obvious to submit for a witty Vice uber-hipster comment roll? I’d be more worried about dropping the word ‘larf’ in casual conversation. That would stink up a car real quick, and smells more like bullshit than anything else.

when are they coming out with vanilla guilt.

I know where Vice is coming from. Grad school. The factory of the unenlightened charlatan. Don’t we finally grow up when we move beyond the influence of the pseudo-liberal children we call college professors? Face it. Their ideas were necessary to balance out the old perspective, to make us a bit more gentle, but when it comes down to it, they’re incompetent, narrow-minded, self hating losers who do nothing but sell the agenda. They can’t even see how they’ve become the Nazis they so desperately claim to loathe, enlisting weak minds against a group of people with their evidence of historical criminality. Oh, but I forgot, you’re amongst the special ones who rise above the white flesh stigma. Gee, and here I thought Lester Bangs was the last of the white ‘n’ words. Let’s just hope you can convince the storm troopers of that when they come pounding on your door. “No, no I’m not white!!!! Well, I am, but, you know, only on the outside!!!!!” It’s funny. They’ve taught you how to stop hating others by transferring that hate to yourselves. Doesn’t sound like a cure to me so much as a shift in targeting.

SHUTUPNOWPLEASE.dont read vice if you dont want to enjoy it, dont crack jokes at it if u dont read the fine print and dont shoot it down if you have nothign better to do.

douche, europe is just as racist, if not more. Cars burning in Paris anyone?

what the fuck do the burning cars in paris have to do with racism?

read the news

Indeed… reading the news is THE answer.

I think that the air freshener might be trying to show your American pride; and that pride, in this case, coming in the scent of vanilla.