Dear Vice,
I thought this was kind of funny.
Finally a straight-edge solution to beer-bong alienation.
-WILL K
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Evidently this marketer's wet dream doesn't realize that having blue flames shoot out the bottom of your shorts just makes it look like you want the world to know you're never not farting.
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She looks like an Ice Capades parent who follows them on tour and gets so stressed out about her daughter wiping out, we keep hearing, "Mommy needs a cocktail".
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Reader Comments
July 27th, 2006
7:01 pm
I like how Horatio Sanz is enjoying the fuck out of this. Cheers, fatty. Wait, is he dead yet?
July 27th, 2006
7:02 pm
homie gonna bust up his adicolours.
dayum
July 28th, 2006
1:38 am
That is my friend Mark!!!
I was there when he did that and it was amazing!
July 28th, 2006
2:32 am
Hey Whitney, your friend Mark looks like Tom Green.
July 28th, 2006
5:09 am
Oh, Mark, you easily-alienated bastard.
And for the record, Horatio Sanz is not that white. I am that white.
July 28th, 2006
5:10 am
alienated = manipulated. Obviously.
July 28th, 2006
5:34 am
I live with that dude. Its how it eats his cereal every morning.
fucked up.
July 28th, 2006
9:40 pm
FYI, straight edgers don’t drink coke…caffeine. The fact that it’s Diet Coke and the pink undershirt make it extra-wussy. Still a cool picture, though.
July 28th, 2006
9:48 pm
Also: giant piss puddle next to Horatio. This is all very strange.
July 28th, 2006
10:45 pm
how is this done?
July 29th, 2006
1:47 am
Mentos.
August 2nd, 2006
1:22 am
randy is right, you drop a package of mentos into a 2 liter bottle of diet (must be diet) soda.
August 4th, 2006
8:40 am
Diet Coke has caffeine in it, and since pink is now used by machos, I see no wuss-factor entangled in this picture.
But no one has seemed to point out that “Horatio Sanz” looks like the terminator,
after he upgraded his os to Windows XP service pack 2.
Yeah I just slammed something that I know nothing about, like a jock fucking his bored girlfriend.
August 5th, 2006
2:49 pm
the dude is wearing a phone ON HIS BELT and the phone even MATCHES HIS SHOES. what a dumbass
August 7th, 2006
5:25 am
you match your shoues