China believes in natural selection. They execute more people by lethal injection than any other country per year, getting rid of the unproductive members of their society. To become more efficient at it, they’ve even devised death vans that they drive into different towns to kill people in, complete with video cameras to record the whole thing and probably that “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” song in jingle form. And you wondered why Chinese kids are better than anybody at school. When jingling trucks pass in America, kids buy ice cream from them, but in China, the kids start doing complex math problems to prove they don’t deserve to die.
Reader Comments
June 29th, 2006
5:59 pm
look at the fucking cops on the linked page! theyre like out of the fifth element
June 29th, 2006
9:43 pm
Give me liberty or give me death. The Chinese government is evil and so is Canadas but not as much.
June 29th, 2006
10:40 pm
throwing up week -old links that ANYTHING already posted is making you guys look kinda slow and beat street, please stop, it makes me feel bad for you…..
June 30th, 2006
12:03 am
who cares who posted it first you little baby? i never would have heard about this and its shocking.
June 30th, 2006
6:39 am
i would never have known about this either because i don’t go to stupid god damn websites run by 12-year olds.
also, no other website would have insightfully written the thing about the ice-cream trucks (prove me wrong).
June 30th, 2006
9:24 am
wait, i dont get. so they line the convicts up and run them over with the van???
June 30th, 2006
10:33 am
Nice rims!
July 1st, 2006
9:45 pm
“number four means nothing to me, but the number four means death in chinese…” (c) Morphine
What if all them Jackie Chans suddenly decide they tired of killing their own kind and go “The world`s mein”? Think about it
July 2nd, 2006
8:34 pm
This is no different that the ghost busters except their vehicles kill people. Ghost busters was awsome.