Every week we send VICE staff out to interview people about the pressing issues of the day. This week, Professor Stephen Hawking told students in China that the earth was about to die and that the only way we could hope to further the human species was to explore space. We asked this gentleman what his views were on this subject and somehow the interview deteriorated into this.
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Reader Comments
June 30th, 2006
5:26 pm
jack certainly has a knack to rip the truth from those with inside secret knowledge - surely this guy shouldnt be telling us this, the lessons in charm he ‘recieved’ from those fags certainly has rubbed off on to him
June 30th, 2006
5:49 pm
lily allen is hot, she has great teeth. I seen her perform on that awful show with lauren laverne and that loser schmuck steve jones (the guy who got humiliated by Ian Brown during the Carling 24 live coverage not the guy out of The Professionals) Lily was beautiful and note perfect doing her revolving around the band singing smile. but she does look eerily like her pop which is fucking terrifying. can you imagine schtupping that and then she goes ‘oh fuck my dad’s home’ so you rush and get your clothes on and then Keith Allen bounds in the room looking like an older dessicated version of the corpse plot device he played in shallow grave. I’d get an inverted boner rupture my colon and hello colostomy bag
June 30th, 2006
5:52 pm
Judging by this, looks like Hawking’s right.
July 1st, 2006
12:07 am
That was extremely insightful. Especially when his face came really close to the camera, when all you could see were his all-knowing eyes and little beard-type formation, when all you see is him and all you know is him, and you forget that you’re watching him on the computer and you start to believe that all you really care about is how “they’re little and we’re big”.
Wow.
July 1st, 2006
5:57 pm
who is sophie from suvvern orstralia?
July 3rd, 2006
10:39 pm
Funny shit
he looks like a giant knome
July 7th, 2006
12:40 am
hahahahahahahahaha
July 7th, 2006
4:32 am
I can’t believe you were fuckin’ silly enuff to think that gnomes traffic people! What were you thinkin?!
Also, The Profit mentions “sex-fuelled” orgies, does anyone know how else you can fuel an orgy?
July 7th, 2006
4:20 pm
Yes Patch you’re officially a filmmaker -what happened to the bit when he started shoutin to stop filmin and the bit where he shouted NO! GNOME! And what happened to the footage of the French guy outside Fallout goin lick me balls and do that WWF taunt…