This is what you get when you fuck around with crocodiles.
Also, check out this other guy who decides to stick his whole arm into a crocodile’s mouth.
Ouch.
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So you think it’s cute to whip out your little sausage roll and hold it up to a bum while you flash the camera a toothy grin? You like laughing at the homeless? You probably don’t even know that you can get instant penis cancer from touching their crust-covered 49ers jackets. Who’s laughing now?PS: You look like a German lesbian.
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I don't want to marry her or anything, but Drea de Mateo with Fran Drescher's hairline wearing her little ass-hugging party jeans will do just fine for the 15 seconds it takes for me to bust a nut when we're fucking in the bathroom about three minutes from now (in my dreams).
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Reader Comments
June 27th, 2006
7:14 pm
the best part is the woman that starts screaming as soon as the croc chomps down on dude’s head.
June 27th, 2006
8:57 pm
holy shit to the other link.
June 27th, 2006
11:08 pm
Its funny that its so painfully obvious to the crocodile but the rest of the world is like OMFG!
June 27th, 2006
11:35 pm
I love it that Vice has become America’s Funniest Home Videos. How many years old is this clip? 6? 7?
June 28th, 2006
6:37 pm
Darwin Award for these guys. Too bad the croc didn’t chomp their balls of and remove them from the gene pool.
July 1st, 2006
4:12 pm
Love that DEATH ROLL