Dear Vice,
Thought I might share a wonderful discovery of mine with you. It may or may not be able to tie in with the Comics Issue. It’s probably the most intense car I’ve ever seen. I actually hate cars, but you guys should do an issue about cars or custom cars or automotive fanatics. Those people are seriously nuts. I had a roommate who was way too into cars, and would ask me to take his picture with certain cars he saw on the street like they were Pamela Anderson or something. He would’ve creamed his pants if he saw this.
Patric Fallon
San Francisco, CA
Archive for May, 2006
SUPERMOBILE - DEAR VICE
SCANDINAVIA - BIONIC INBREDS
A recent study has found that people in Lapland don’t feel pain. It started when an orthopaedist working in Sápmi witnessed locals laughing off traumatic injuries. He saw a young boy fall two stories without whining. Then he saw a girl fall off a wall and just get up and brush herself off, even though her arm was sliced up like bacon.
A subsequent study identified a condition called ‘Hereditary Lapland Pain-Insensitivity’. It is caused by a genetic mutation that fucks up the nerve endings and is often seen in communities were inbreeding is common. We called up a guy we know who’s always getting in the most brutal bar fights and asked him what he knew about it…
REDO - DEAR VICE
Dear Vice,
I was checking out the online dos and don’t s when I noticed something familiar. A little while back I took a photo of this dude in a bar in LA while drunk. When I looked through my pics the next day I was like, "Who the hell is this guy?" But then I saw him in the Do’s and it all made sense. This guy is just screaming for anyone to take a picture of him!
xoxo
Kara Scobey
LONDON - UNDERAGE SEX
According to a government report released this week, kids these days
are having sex at the wrong time. The UK has the highest rate of
teenage pregnancy in western Europe with high numbers of sexually
transmitted infections found in under 18s. Just last week it was
revealed that an 11-year-old girl in Scotland had become pregnant by a
15-year-old boy and is now set to become Britain’s youngest mum. A
recent study has revealed that 8 out of 10 teenagers lose their
virginity when they are drunk, feeling pressurised into having sex or
are not using contraception. Apparently kids are just not choosing the right time to have sex.
We went onto the streets of London to ask teenagers what they thought was the best time to have sex:
LONDON - BALTIMORE BREAKS
Amanda Blank and Aaron La Crate bring their randy brand of booty bass to the Old Blue Last tomorrow (Wednesday). Aaron is the talismanic DJ/producer of the Baltimore club sound - blending hip hop beats, electro breaks and grimey attitude. Amanduh is the potty-mouthed MC emerging as the scene’s star. This special one-off edition of Radioclit is bound to get rammed so get there early!
Watch: Amanda Blank v SpankRock
TEN YEARS AGO IN VICE - DADDY’S LITTLE SLUT
Debbie Dreschler’s most recent comic novel Daddy’s Girl is being banned all over Canada and the States because it tells a true story of incest and pedophilia. Where most victims of child abuse choose to repress their memories, Dreschler has put together an incredibly graphic and disturbing story that is impossible to put down. Her new book Nowhere will be in stores in October and is yet another revolutionary look at the truth. We tracked Debbie down in Santa Rosa and asked her to talk more about the subjects no one will talk about.
TEN YEARS AGO IN VICE - DADDY’S LITTLE SLUT
Debbie Dreschler’s most recent comic novel Daddy’s Girl is being banned all over Canada and the States because it tells a true story of incest and pedophilia. Where most victims of child abuse choose to repress their memories, Dreschler has put together an incredibly graphic and disturbing story that is impossible to put down. Her new book Nowhere will be in stores in October and is yet another revolutionary look at the truth. We tracked Debbie down in Santa Rosa and asked her to talk more about the subjects no one will talk about.
TEN YEARS AGO IN VICE - DADDY’S LITTLE SLUT
Debbie Dreschler’s most recent comic novel Daddy’s Girl is being banned all over Canada and the States because it tells a true story of incest and pedophilia. Where most victims of child abuse choose to repress their memories, Dreschler has put together an incredibly graphic and disturbing story that is impossible to put down. Her new book Nowhere will be in stores in October and is yet another revolutionary look at the truth. We tracked Debbie down in Santa Rosa and asked her to talk more about the subjects no one will talk about.
TEN YEARS AGO IN VICE - DADDY’S LITTLE SLUT
Debbie Dreschler’s most recent comic novel Daddy’s Girl is being banned all over Canada and the States because it tells a true story of incest and pedophilia. Where most victims of child abuse choose to repress their memories, Dreschler has put together an incredibly graphic and disturbing story that is impossible to put down. Her new book Nowhere will be in stores in October and is yet another revolutionary look at the truth. We tracked Debbie down in Santa Rosa and asked her to talk more about the subjects no one will talk about.
TEN YEARS AGO IN VICE - DADDY’S LITTLE SLUT
Debbie Dreschler’s most recent comic novel Daddy’s Girl is being banned all over Canada and the States because it tells a true story of incest and pedophilia. Where most victims of child abuse choose to repress their memories, Dreschler has put together an incredibly graphic and disturbing story that is impossible to put down. Her new book Nowhere will be in stores in October and is yet another revolutionary look at the truth. We tracked Debbie down in Santa Rosa and asked her to talk more about the subjects no one will talk about.
TEN YEARS AGO IN VICE - DADDY’S LITTLE SLUT
Debbie Dreschler’s most recent comic novel Daddy’s Girl is being banned all over Canada and the States because it tells a true story of incest and pedophilia. Where most victims of child abuse choose to repress their memories, Dreschler has put together an incredibly graphic and disturbing story that is impossible to put down. Her new book Nowhere will be in stores in October and is yet another revolutionary look at the truth. We tracked Debbie down in Santa Rosa and asked her to talk more about the subjects no one will talk about.
TEN YEARS AGO IN VICE - DADDY’S LITTLE SLUT
Debbie Dreschler’s most recent comic novel Daddy’s Girl is being banned all over Canada and the States because it tells a true story of incest and pedophilia. Where most victims of child abuse choose to repress their memories, Dreschler has put together an incredibly graphic and disturbing story that is impossible to put down. Her new book Nowhere will be in stores in October and is yet another revolutionary look at the truth. We tracked Debbie down in Santa Rosa and asked her to talk more about the subjects no one will talk about.
IT’S AMERICA - DEAR VICE
Dear Vice,
I have a true story thing I want to pass by you–drugs I bought on ebay. Peyote and opium poppies (to make tea out of) are the two. I have pics–and how to’s. Also, I have a short story about tripping on peyote–puking on the L train, walking around Williamsburg, and all the trouble that ensues.
Peter Weisman
Thanks for sending the piece, but it isn’t something we have any interest in running now.
Dear Vice,
All right guys, thanks. Not a huge fan of the recent issue, but there are fun moments. Good job.
Peter Weisman
