bloodbath and beyond exsists and it’s a buncha sloppy looking bitches. my favorite band name of all time is “Buster Hymen and the First Timers”

Stupefying Arrogants

Paul Rudd’s Balls is winning so far.

Black Nerd is the only one so far that doesn’t sound like a shitty bar band… one of my favorite names from years ago is “Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children McNuggets”.

‘Pro Life’ is good. On a similar note, consider ‘The Stones’.

http://www.jimgoad.net/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=news;action=display;num=1074240548

Milk & The Lacticines
The Adversaries
The Tyrds
Paul Pot & The Killing Fields
Abusive Dad
Hitler’s Charm
The Killing Of A Chinese Gookie
The Muffguffs
Leopard & The Lepers
Singles Getting Ready
Minge
Raskolnikov & The Guilts
Twatfarm
The Old Old Wooden Ship
Eat My Fetus
The Trannie Grannies
Watching You Die
Blame Jesus
The Famous Jerks
Cokehead Splatterfuck
Floppy Cock Surprises
The Pierced Hoods

bovine inspiration
staind and deliver

i’ll stick with paul rudd’s balls, though. they’re probably very well groomed.

THE PAKISTANIS

BUTCH

NEVER EVER BLOODY ANYTHING EVER

‘abusive dad’ is tight

‘the stones’ is taken by an old FLYING NUN band

I like the cover band for “Gay Bikers on Acid”. It’s an all girl band called “Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds”. Also
Tickle My Fat…

PUNCH ME IN THE FACE

HIV & THE POSITIVES.

but i think thats already taken.

Bonzai Bloodfart

The Parade of Wolves’ Mothers.

Enough with the fucking wolves. That and the beards. Hello you look like my Schizophrenic uncle. No seriously you do.

N.

BONO MUST DIE

they actually exsist.

pro-life: a band from bradford UK they’re on myspace i think its. myspace.com/thisisprolife

The Shitty Shitty Band Band

actually exists

The Gallbladderers

Three Men And A Maybe

Dwarf - dose guys gonna be huge!

Rage Against Charlie Sheen

or Musclecock

crap, i was going to open a video store that only sold shitty gore movies and call it blood bath and beyond. oh well.

MAYOR DALEY DOUBLE. Thank you, goodnight.

The El Dude Brothers.

taken from Peep Show.

It rocks, as do the band.

My band. :¬P

Here’s some band names that I’ve been working on:
raw deal, matter of fuct, the p-RoCK-tologists, arsenal, level 24, poop deck and the seamen, banana ramadan, the Tit offensive, Columbine Concubine, crap shoot, Goofus and Gallant, Stephen Harper’s Bizarre, Aunt JAMima, JAMburger, nut job, consolation prize, the bag boys, gag reflex, the Foul Balls, Erection Campaign, the Ass Capades, Fallen Arches, Jizz Storm, Black Cracker, Saint Bernardo, the wet wallets, cream suckle, Brilliant Luster, the bible humpers, rear admiral, Pump action, closet case, blunderbus, nail biter, machete solution, mess hall, mishap, Have and the Have-Nots, uphill battle, sponge bath, Witty Hitler, bi-curious george, hatchet job, the Reetardz, crackshot, the wipers, Mutt Lang’s wang, the Les Paulbearers…

Here’s some band names that I’ve been working on:
raw deal, matter of fuct, the p-RoCK-tologists, arsenal, level 24, poop deck and the seamen, banana ramadan, the Tit offensive, Columbine Concubine, crap shoot, Goofus and Gallant, Stephen Harper’s Bizarre, Aunt JAMima, JAMburger, nut job, consolation prize, the bag boys, gag reflex, the Foul Balls, Erection Campaign, the Ass Capades, Fallen Arches, Jizz Storm, Black Cracker, Saint Bernardo, the wet wallets, cream suckle, Brilliant Luster, the bible humpers, rear admiral, Pump action, closet case, blunderbus, nail biter, machete solution, mess hall, mishap, Have and the Have-Nots, uphill battle, sponge bath, Witty Hitler, bi-curious george, hatchet job, the Reetardz, crackshot, the wipers, Mutt Lang’s wang, the Les Paulbearers…

Here’s some band names that I’ve been working on:
raw deal, matter of fuct, the p-RoCK-tologists, arsenal, level 24, poop deck and the seamen, banana ramadan, the Tit offensive, Columbine Concubine, crap shoot, Goofus and Gallant, Stephen Harper’s Bizarre, Aunt JAMima, JAMburger, nut job, consolation prize, the bag boys, gag reflex, the Foul Balls, Erection Campaign, the Ass Capades, Fallen Arches, Jizz Storm, Black Cracker, Saint Bernardo, the wet wallets, cream suckle, Brilliant Luster, the bible humpers, rear admiral, Pump action, closet case, blunderbus, nail biter, machete solution, mess hall, mishap, Have and the Have-Nots, uphill battle, sponge bath, Witty Hitler, bi-curious george, hatchet job, the Reetardz, crackshot, the wipers, Mutt Lang’s wang, the Les Paulbearers…

Here’s some band names that I’ve been working on:
raw deal, matter of fuct, the p-RoCK-tologists, arsenal, level 24, poop deck and the seamen, banana ramadan, the Tit offensive, Columbine Concubine, crap shoot, Goofus and Gallant, Stephen Harper’s Bizarre, Aunt JAMima, JAMburger, nut job, consolation prize, the bag boys, gag reflex, the Foul Balls, Erection Campaign, the Ass Capades, Fallen Arches, Jizz Storm, Black Cracker, Saint Bernardo, the wet wallets, cream suckle, Brilliant Luster, the bible humpers, rear admiral, Pump action, closet case, blunderbus, nail biter, machete solution, mess hall, mishap, Have and the Have-Nots, uphill battle, sponge bath, Witty Hitler, bi-curious george, hatchet job, the Reetardz, crackshot, the wipers, Mutt Lang’s wang, the Les Paulbearers…

Here’s some band names that I’ve been working on:
raw deal, matter of fuct, the p-RoCK-tologists, arsenal, level 24, poop deck and the seamen, banana ramadan, the Tit offensive, Columbine Concubine, crap shoot, Goofus and Gallant, Stephen Harper’s Bizarre, Aunt JAMima, JAMburger, nut job, consolation prize, the bag boys, gag reflex, the Foul Balls, Erection Campaign, the Ass Capades, Fallen Arches, Jizz Storm, Black Cracker, Saint Bernardo, the wet wallets, cream suckle, Brilliant Luster, the bible humpers, rear admiral, Pump action, closet case, blunderbus, nail biter, machete solution, mess hall, mishap, Have and the Have-Nots, uphill battle, sponge bath, Witty Hitler, bi-curious george, hatchet job, the Reetardz, crackshot, the wipers, Mutt Lang’s wang, the Les Paulbearers…

Here’s some band names that I’ve been working on:
raw deal, matter of fuct, the p-RoCK-tologists, arsenal, level 24, poop deck and the seamen, banana ramadan, the Tit offensive, Columbine Concubine, crap shoot, Goofus and Gallant, Stephen Harper’s Bizarre, Aunt JAMima, JAMburger, nut job, consolation prize, the bag boys, gag reflex, the Foul Balls, Erection Campaign, the Ass Capades, Fallen Arches, Jizz Storm, Black Cracker, Saint Bernardo, the wet wallets, cream suckle, Brilliant Luster, the bible humpers, rear admiral, Pump action, closet case, blunderbus, nail biter, machete solution, mess hall, mishap, Have and the Have-Nots, uphill battle, sponge bath, Witty Hitler, bi-curious george, hatchet job, the Reetardz, crackshot, the wipers, Mutt Lang’s wang, the Les Paulbearers…

Here’s some band names that I’ve been working on:
raw deal, matter of fuct, the p-RoCK-tologists, arsenal, level 24, poop deck and the seamen, banana ramadan, the Tit offensive, Columbine Concubine, crap shoot, Goofus and Gallant, Stephen Harper’s Bizarre, Aunt JAMima, JAMburger, nut job, consolation prize, the bag boys, gag reflex, the Foul Balls, Erection Campaign, the Ass Capades, Fallen Arches, Jizz Storm, Black Cracker, Saint Bernardo, the wet wallets, cream suckle, Brilliant Luster, the bible humpers, rear admiral, Pump action, closet case, blunderbus, nail biter, machete solution, mess hall, mishap, Have and the Have-Nots, uphill battle, sponge bath, Witty Hitler, bi-curious george, hatchet job, the Reetardz, crackshot, the wipers, Mutt Lang’s wang, the Les Paulbearers…

Here’s some band names that I’ve been working on:
raw deal, matter of fuct, the p-RoCK-tologists, arsenal, level 24, poop deck and the seamen, banana ramadan, the Tit offensive, Columbine Concubine, crap shoot, Goofus and Gallant, Stephen Harper’s Bizarre, Aunt JAMima, JAMburger, nut job, consolation prize, the bag boys, gag reflex, the Foul Balls, Erection Campaign, the Ass Capades, Fallen Arches, Jizz Storm, Black Cracker, Saint Bernardo, the wet wallets, cream suckle, Brilliant Luster, the bible humpers, rear admiral, Pump action, closet case, blunderbus, nail biter, machete solution, mess hall, mishap, Have and the Have-Nots, uphill battle, sponge bath, Witty Hitler, bi-curious george, hatchet job, the Reetardz, crackshot, the wipers, Mutt Lang’s wang, the Les Paulbearers…

Here’s some band names that I’ve been working on:
raw deal, matter of fuct, the p-RoCK-tologists, arsenal, level 24, poop deck and the seamen, banana ramadan, the Tit offensive, Columbine Concubine, crap shoot, Goofus and Gallant, Stephen Harper’s Bizarre, Aunt JAMima, JAMburger, nut job, consolation prize, the bag boys, gag reflex, the Foul Balls, Erection Campaign, the Ass Capades, Fallen Arches, Jizz Storm, Black Cracker, Saint Bernardo, the wet wallets, cream suckle, Brilliant Luster, the bible humpers, rear admiral, Pump action, closet case, blunderbus, nail biter, machete solution, mess hall, mishap, Have and the Have-Nots, uphill battle, sponge bath, Witty Hitler, bi-curious george, hatchet job, the Reetardz, crackshot, the wipers, Mutt Lang’s wang, the Les Paulbearers…

everyone knows that theres no point having a witty or interesting band name because every band is shit anyway

The Autistix?

Dr Pepper & the Pop Rocks

Not Your Usual Faggots

or

A Couple Fags, A Couple Half-Fags

Oh, and in honor of that piece of shit Napoleon Dynamite…

AIDS for Pedro.

Blind Kids With Cancer

hankies’ spankies

the lunar eclipse

exabitionists’ tits

Mutton Dagger and the Dick Custards

la deadly breed
bonsai elixer
love for good kids
rez life
the guns of the san joaquin
the steel reserve band
the homeland security band
the mexniks

those are all of the best myspace bands out there!

the mass debaters
the anal cherries
the booty call

I’m sure it’s been posted already, but…

al quaida

This is fun!!!

Dingleberry Toupee
Dead Baby Soup Stalk

harry palms and the dick finger five

the laughter of children in stockholme.

hoy karl and the cleveland steamers

nervous makes me poo

flock of geeses

worker & parasite

DJ OUT-OF-IT & THE BUZZKILLERS.

Crucifixion Kickline

Crippled Ballerina
Satan’s Muppets

pipedown is a band in sacramento. they hella suck. hella.

Black Wolf Fire Monkeys.

“Crock of Shit”

Whip Yo Booty
Lord Hawkins & the Assmasters
The Grassland Wet
Hastis Necabant

also:
“HOLY SHIT GUYS IT’S A FUCKING WOLF!”

Oxencock.

Dinosaur Ramen

japanese rock band “Red Zepperin”
female punk group ” overy action”

the sick sick sicks.

how about:

Stevenson crimewave?
(Stevenson is a shithole near Glasgow)

Squadrone Volante? (A group of Scottish nobles opposed to the 1707 Act of Union with England)

Children of the monkey basket?
or alternatively
Us, children of them?

Bob and the Dylans
Music is a Hobby
Tits of Death (already exist)
Fallopian Tuba
Murder of Crows

“Sargent General Henry Butler’s Plain Crashed Over the Sea of Japan. There Were No Survivors”

academy award winner meryl streep

Foxy Fox and the Fascists

wheres sadam’s lip balm
hybribery for oil
the padre and the boy
circle box triangle x
running red lights
the sharters
your generic emo band
rob van winkle (vanilla ice’s name)
the trampstamps
mtv sellout

shiza minelli

Invisible Midget

Wolfandanotherword
The Effing Dammits
Heathcliff Heathcliff No One Should
Donut Do It
Wild Lee and the Disappointings
Man Fuck That Guy

Happiness Remover
Chaos Mustache

my biological father

Fetus, Fetus, Fajitas

moist and the towlettes

Dick and The Sucks
Taco DNA
Rickets
Transvaginal Speedway

Kattenworp

(this was a mideval German festival where kittens were thrown off of church steeples to symbolize the rejection of the devil, who was said to sometimes take the shape of a cat. Seriously.)

Oh band is called
I Think They’re Onto Us

bloodbath and beyond is an old simpsons joke….it was the name of a gunstore in one episode…everyone knows that

tungda browne

‘Holy Blood, Holy Shit’

…works on a few levels

Thee Hallandoates

ROADKILL

-Inspector Gadget Must Be An Alcoholic
-The Constitutional Monarchists
-Terminal Patient
-Wicker Is Ours
-Please Whipe
-The Pass Go Collective
-This Thing Is Heavy
-Goop
-Real Butter
-Flaming Hot Magma
-Balsamico Uses
-Random Acts Of Anolement
-PIRK!
-Lame End For Gandalf
-Boaters Out
-Upright Position

Jean-Paul Santa and Noel Exit

- Fantasy Eyeball

what about Princess shit slammer, or, cunt scab juice core

The Steven Segal Dynasty
The Shave My Backs
The Cobra Pies
Cobras Tell Lies

simple plan

christ puncher.
rape the drapes.

Death Cricket

Tundra!

hairpiece and the symptoms

Jason and the Fucking Argonauts
Arse-nail
Raped to Death
Zarathustra
Cock Ass Come Clothes
The Assholes and Elbows
Canoe Felching Disaster

corduroy and the slacks!

Forrest Pump
Czech It Out
Alms for the Poor
Dirty Sanchez and The Rusty Trombones

Dead To Fuck
Whipped
Hans Blix and The Weapon Inspectors
Holy Crunk

You Are All Cunts

The Bloody Cunt Rags
The Dead Faggots
The Bulger Boys

We Hate Hard-Fi
Rape Oasis

I Would Like To Stick A Carrot Up Natasha Bedingfields Ass (possible single title)

The Niggaz Gonna Kill You (from Peckham)

The Shiny Dildo’s

Yung, Dum & Fullacum (repping westside!)

i could go on allllll day…. luvin it!!

The Shiny Dildo’s

Yung, Dum & Fullacum (repping westside!)

i could go on allllll day…. luvin it!!

The Shiny Dildo’s

Yung, Dum & Fullacum (repping westside!)

i could go on allllll day…. luvin it!!

The Shiny Dildo’s

Yung, Dum & Fullacum (repping westside!)

i could go on allllll day…. luvin it!!

The Shiny Dildo’s

Yung, Dum & Fullacum (repping westside!)

i could go on allllll day…. luvin it!!

The Shiny Dildo’s

Yung, Dum & Fullacum (repping westside!)

i could go on allllll day…. luvin it!!

The Shiny Dildo’s

Yung, Dum & Fullacum (repping westside!)

i could go on allllll day…. luvin it!!

The Shiny Dildo’s

Yung, Dum & Fullacum (repping westside!)

i could go on allllll day…. luvin it!!

The Shiny Dildo’s

Yung, Dum & Fullacum (repping westside!)

i could go on allllll day…. luvin it!!

No Pussy Hair (they’re from cologne, germany… check them out on myspace)

If There’s Grass On The Wicket… saw these girls last week in Lewisham, blew my penis away

mello burds

bearded elder

heavy plant crossing

wounded cougar

2 best band names:

1.GUILTY BONERZ
2.Gentleman’s Mist (actually wanna use this)

nigel havers, lee mavers quavers, beaver’s heavers, mangled cock and balls, general anusthetic, pathetic prosthetic. my cull black son, marjory’s massive neck, mental colon, the semi-colon cancers, the semi-cancer colons, aids benefit in bangkok, mandible perineum, jahangir khant darnce, edward jizzerhands, flagrant vagrant, moss bros caber toss, my petrolbomb heaven, eat shite bob kite. all fleas must die. have you any drugs?
gordo. the gymnastics, caramel asian fiesta, the riyadh alcoholic’s 1970’s revue, lemon jeff, schizoid bum bandit, hairy jennifer, dead paraplegics orgasm on my mumfat. mumtaz, mumtax, motherpleasemother, dogeatdick.

vaginal bloodfart

mumps

Crackelerheads
The Fontainers
Alison Barbie cue
The Leave Somethins
Hymie Sealasie
Black Berlinessen
Olibosnia Hillbillys
Chuck Norris (Petit Orchestra)
The Nestors
Maradones on XTC

Pete Doughery and The Pipes

leave Africa alone

Peter File and the Kiddy Fiddlers

Posted by: Slo’ Tom | May 11, 2006 at 05:18 PM

everyone knows that theres no point having a witty or interesting band name because every band is shit anyway

Yeah ‘cos you’re so cool everything sucks. You twat.

There’s a band in Bath called Felix and The Teabaggers. Not bad…

Simon Weston with his vest on
Sausagefinger
Bum Crumbs
tHE hAIRY tITS
backfat
pigeonjuice
black chapel
Fat Nacker And The Twisted Twats

Geoff Leppard
Pete Loaf
Brian Maiden
AB/CD
The Tigers of Poontang
Brown Stryper
Fred Zeppelin
Nan Halen
Judith Priest….

you can see where this is going….

Curse words are bad.

Jeff Gay & the Straights (exists)

TEACHER TITS

POOP ASS

Preteen Precum

RE: Preteen Precum………Genius! My fave so far.

Blacks on Blondes

Midlife Crisis

Bedazzler

Mailorder Rommance

Farm Farm

The Bit Part Players
Vatican Dogwatch
Jackson and the Legion of Decency
Wheelchair Driver
Friday and the Knights - real
Angry man and the Moogicians

Penisbummer Manwich
Sledgehammer Wang

The Ginger Buttholes
Poo Brew
Nasal Sex
Up Syndrome (it’s more positive)
Clit EatsWood
mong rape

clitburger
Fanny and the Beans
Stinkers Bridge
The Knights Of The Dewy Sphincter

GIMPANZEE
PINK STINK
JOHN MERRICK AND THE NOSE JOBS
THE CUNNIES

Written In Red…… thats the best name

what about the Ye-Ye Sluts?

Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza

we started a band in school called the dik-fuks. we sucked so did the name.
We use myspace to promote our new band. whats cool is the automation software out there like http://www.myfriendbuilder.com/ it automates adding friends and emails. Probably not for what you are useing myspace for but it is great for bars and bands.

Hi all!

Back in 1990 role playing game creator Steve Jackson was planning his newest card game which he would call the Illuminati - New World Order.

Steve Jackson was creating a game that would come very close to the actual plan of the Illuminati to delve the world into the New World Order.

Steve Jackson created 3 playing cards that foretold the horrid events of 9/11.

He even knew the Plan so exactly in detail that he got a surprise visit from the Secret Service!!

They tried their best to shut him down and prevent him from publishing this game!!

On March 01 1990 without warning a force of armed Secret Service agents accompanied by the Austin police and at least one civilian expert from the phone company occupied the offices of Steve Jackson Games and began to search for computer equipment.

Steve Jackson fought back in court and finally won but nearly went under financially.

This highlights the fact that the Illuminist government and the Secret Service, then run by President George Bush senior was worried about something that Steve Jackson was up to and cooked up a reason to invade his office and confiscate materials.

I believe that the real reason the Secret Service invaded S.J. Games was to shut him down so they could not produce the card game: Illuminati - New World Order cause it revealed too much of the plan that was still eleven years in the future…..

Check out this Movie about the card game from 1995 that predicted 9/11 in detail

http://leethacker.com/images/rh0p4q6bjt3ctziirrv.jpg

Minority Rep
Pierced Brosnan
The Situationists
Spatial Cleanser
After the Divorce
Pleasure Valve 55
Aural Hygiene
Out Switch feat. Ass Chambers
Ain’t Life Amazing
The Celtic Diddlers
Gnostic Reaction
Rhomboidsnatch
Fiddlejazzer
Dick Cheddar
DDT Party

I am in a band called DEATH CUNT.

Our slogan is “Your Mother is dead and your Dads a virgin”

We played a gig once at the Purple Turtle in Camden.

The promoter was a cunt

Sorry

like bloodbath and beyond

(special)k-mart

Al Syma & the forget me nots

how about Metallica ! (ACTUALLY EXISTS!!!)

PORN BARON

IRON STONE
THIS IS SMOKING JACKET
HEAVY WITH CHILD

Has no one mentioned ANAL CUNT - the best named band in the universe!

Lemur Voice were some dutch band from 1997.

Creepy Uncle
Jock Itch
Marlee Matlin and the visual transmissions
Crabtree Eleven
Stopgobber
smegmadeath

Me and 2 other girls are starting a dark ‘riot grrrl’ band and so far we’ve got Monster Cock, Phantom Pussy and Ghost Cunt.

If we go for ‘Monster Cock’, we’ll call our first album ‘Bleeding Throats’ from all that monster cocksucking.

Gollum’s brother
crow in flight
overflowing bin
wet mop

U 4 ria
Gastric Pony

~9/11~
~Girls with Warts~
~Large Coin~
~Fluker Love~
~Gay Time~
~Chump Salad~
~Tom Hanks~
~Hunt for the Face~

Twink Spatula

Bob Slayer- totally agreed. Anal Cunt is THE Winner!!!

that fucking tank

~THE JODY FOSTER PINBALL MACHINE
~MCTALLICA
~TRAGICALLY SMASHING STONETEMPLE GARDENTOOL JAM
~ENEMA BAG TASTETREAT DEELITE
~BOEHNER
~LYDIA CHLAMYDIA
~SOFT AND DRI
~AL GORE VIDAL SASSOON
~CHINESE SEATMATE SWEATMEET
~CYRUS TRAGEDY RELIEF

LOVE IT but I’ve been doing this for years - even made a man leave the pub once by shouting “CALL YOUR BAND….” at him all night all night!

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8195419868&ref=ts

DEAD DADS MAN, SOUNDS PRETTY COOL WHY NOT IN VEST IN ALL YOUR FATHER WORKED FOR!!!! MEMORYS MONEY HOUSE CAR THE LOT!!!!

Bacon and AIDS

Dick Cheney’s Dick

Bi-Curious George

Ass Warship

White Nigger Water Rafting

Transient Teens

any band with the words black and wolf in it

Jade Goody Goody Two Shoes

and

Malcolm X-Wing

Dicky Belly and the Rumbly Tummies

Toffee Waffles

GODOT IS WAITING

myspace.com/godotiswaiting

IMPOTENT DAN

myspace.com/impotentdan

ring plop
seminal druid
danny g and the meatbeaters
weeping cleft
fannyjam
milky lobe
burkha bomb
burkha king

hitlers cunt

Bono and the geldofs

Tayport Bomb Squad
Black Spastic
Jade’s Not Dead
Rape Her

ultimate thrush
gay against you

HIV PROM QUEEN
THE BLACK CURSE OF ELASTICA
WHERE’S YOUR GERMAN MARINE BIOLOGIST NOW?

Bob Fever and The Voodoo Hookers

the singers

they are there female sirens there style is sixties pop/r&b/soul they are beautiful like dusty diana amy and they have wonderful names like roisin singer and sophia singer and also zhebah singer

they will do well in they charts never end up like whores always set the standard and they will marry and live happily ever after and constantly quoted when talking about music and style.

terry waite and the hostages

Does anyone like Sexy baby? I just thought of it

Washington and the Snipers

Dinosaur Bukkake

Accidental Eye Poke

Wine Kampf

Hot Bastard

I Spy Dry Fear

Recent Rape and the Agrophobes

—

John Peel’s favourite was actually a band called
Twat Vibe

rainbow butt monkeys

There was a Melbourne pub band called Buster Hymen & The Penetrators.

Autogenic Killers
Timmy McVeigh & the bombers
Pseudocommandos

Rotten Cock
Slippery Weasel
Drippy Dong
Krunchy Kunt
Dapper Dingle and the Berries

for skin cell research
Delephonky
Dick Ricardo
Uber Rub
bionic testy

Still can’t believe Dananananakroyrd is a real band…

adam and the west-enders
Sad man saddam
Abe and the rapists
you me steve buscemi

sleepy dolphin

The Full Retards

Oedipus and the Motherfuckers?

and in a similar vein

Pete Pessary and the Stuck Up Cunts

the fucktards.

It’s all about the athsmatic acdc covers band ….. Ac wheezy
Reggie blinkers love children
Toxic cum parade

Gay for Johnny Depp

Chicken Chow and the Mains

Btw Buster Hymen and the first timers is fuckin class

Syndrome of a Down

Myra Hindley And The Kids

the jews/muslims

Shits on tits, or shtits for short. but thats my bands name we’re going on tour soon in krakow.

its called, shits on tits on krak-wheres my pipe?

Nick The Pervert

The Michael Cera Experience
Ewok Wookie Gangbang Gang
My Cashier the Vulcan
Sue Whine Phloo
Bell and the bastard yams
Squirtpiss

U2?

synchronsied yelping head multiplex,
songy-wongy,
funtrocity,
sweatshop jailbait,
misery distraction patrol,
vacant lot,
orchestrated plebian wonder machine,
the flipchart demographics,
nigel,
queens of the stone deaf,
cliche and the sunshine brand,
processed cheese,
ploy division,
…and you will find us in the bargain bin,
boxfresh gibbon kidz,
freebase aspartame,
dad erector,
character options,
faceless dolls,
puppet squad,
edifice,
apocalypse yo!,
attack of the omen five,
grinning despair,
your dreams lie crushed beneath us,
the petri-dish kids

hen night

kev the rapist

Used to have a fictional band that was basically a photoshopped westlife picture with all the faces melted like a burn victim and changed the logo to WESTONLIFE.

that cracked me up about as much as when my friend referred to a burns victim as ‘dookin’ for chips’ - which is an equally good band name if you ask me.

…Pablo Honey?

Box of Wank.

Christopher Reeve Pony Club.

Dead baby in the laundry, Michael Howard, Ladyblood, Dr Bastard

‘Nazi Synthesizer’ …

Posted these on suicidegirls a few years ago, sorry it’s a long list couldn’t be arsed doing commas & deleting the spaces.

FRUITBOOT
CREAM DREAM
SUMP TEST
THE LOOSE STOOLS
GOLDFISH RAPE
GEOFF’S GLASSES
JAPANESE STINKBOMB
THE SUICIDE DONKEYS
LURID
LUPUS
ASDA BAG
ASBO
BAD FORTNIGHT
MALICE IN WONDERLAND
MOODBOX
CRACKPIPE
POPES ON SMACK
WRONG BISCUIT
EAT MY BORING
RUDIMENTARY ERROR
HAMFIST
COOKIE BEARD
ANCIENT FISH
TOO MUCH COFFEE
LET’S GAME!
SUPER MONGOOSE
UNBELIEVABLE NO
RAPE THE MONKEY
BRAINSWELL
KILL BRIAN
TREAT THE HOMELESS
MILKSKIN
TOO MUCH DRAMA
EMOTIVATION
PEA SHOOTER
MORONIC BACKPACK
FLOTSAM
MUDBUCKET
THE FLAVOUR OF ONE
SPASTIC CAT
BIG WOW!
GUTTERBALL
THE LAZY SHELLFISH
FLAPJACK ATTACK
WOOKIE SCHOOL
OPEN SEASON
RAUCOUS DIPLOMACY
EVOLUTIONARY DILEMMA
LUNAR TUNA
CUNTINGHAM
DEAD AWFUL
PILLOW SQUAWK
TREPIDATION ARMY
BAD REMEDY
TEAPOT TEAPOT
THE WRONGS
TORQUE WENCH
MY FAT WIFE
ALL THAT NICE
LOOK AT MINE
LATENT WIDGET
UBERCOCK
RETURN OF THE GINGER
WRONGFACE
APPLEBERRY WAX
GENGIS SCHMENGIS
MOURN THE LIVING
OH MY GOD, LOBSTER!
TANK-TOP TREASON
BAY LEAF DENIAL
FOUR MORE
PENNY ARCANE
LOSE THE MOUSTACHE
EXPLODING LEMON
DANCE CANCER
READ MY STUPID
HYPERWOLF
MORNING AWNING
FOURTEEN SNAILS
DEMOLITION MISSION
MEAT HAT
DAMAGE IMITATION
STICKY KNICKERS
REPENT OR DIE
GHANDI’S NOTEPAD
PANTS AHOY!
TITCREEP
THE ORANGEMEN OF WIGAN
SLEEPY TEACUP
RIGHT WING LIBERALS
SIMILAR HITLER
GERBIL STORY
THE AMAZING & GROTESQUE
THE CRUELTY
THE GREAT SOPRENDO’S WIFE
LEMMY’S JOCKSTRAP
MORE TEA VICAR?
BATH OF PEAS
THE MAGIC
GORILLA FURY
TUMMYSUCKLE
OUCH THAT HURTS!
BABYGRAVY
PICALILLI WEAKNESS
PIG DEN
APES OF WRATH
HYPERBOLE SHERBERT
I RESENT BACON
CAR FULL OF DEAD DOGS
CHECKOV’S FOLLY
GREAT VAGINA
MILKOFF
BAD DAVE
HARD OFF
PATHETIC TEENAGE MELODRAMA
TEACH ME TO STAB
STRAWBERRY LOOFAH
GET GREASY
KNACK MY DAD
HONEYFUCK
HATEPOP
HAPPY FAMILY PLAN
GOTH SYRUP
SPOOKBOX
DISCO BRICKPAN
RUMPOLE’S GAMBLE
THE CHOCOLATE DARE
PLASTIC FINGERS
GIRAFFE CHILDREN OF YESTERDAY
RICKY WOBBLING
ANIMAL FORCING
CUNTBOUND
MANBOX INCORPORATED
THE PLANKTON REVERSAL
YOU’RE DEAD YOU GHOST
MALTESER PROMENADE
HONEST PURPLE
BEEFWOLF
SLIPCUP WHISKYMEN
CREDIBLE LIE RIDE
BEELZEBUB SEQUIN
THE EXFOLIATING WORTHWHILE
TOXIC SHOCKBUTTER
FUNTIME REALIZATION
FACES OF MAYBE
THE DOGS OF TRUTH
GUNROCKET
FINGERSMARTS
THE JERKY BIN
GROW UP TOMORROW
READING INTO COLOUR
RITZ BLISTER
SULTANA MARATHON
CHRISTMAS MUSCLE
THE FANTASTIC MOPERY
PUTTING UP WITH PEAS
CRICKETMAKER
CHIMPKISS
NUDE BALLOON
NEW WORLD BEEF
FIZZY KITTEN
DEMONLICKER
HELLRAZOR
THE ARMAGEDDONITES
WHALE EMPIRE
BLATANT KNIFE ATTACK
SPIDERS ARE MY FRIENDS
AWESOME GLORY
LET ME OUT LET ME OUT
DISSING THE QUEEN
ALL HAIL MY NOTHING
TRIUMPHANT BOY SCOUTS
WHOOPS, THERE GOES THE CHUTNEY
SCATALOGICAL QUERY
BRILLIANT TWAT
LES YEUX, LES OUEFS
SEXDOOM
WILLIAM SKILL
THE BARGEPOLE TRUSTEES
VOODOO RETORT
MINTY CLINCH
MACK DADDY MAGNIFICENT
FABULOUS TRAUMA
BIG ORION
AWFUL MOON BIKE
REEFER SADNESS
DISPOSABLE NICE
THE STEEZ
JOHNNY WRONG & THE TUNELESS CARROT BAND
THE NEVER NEVERS
TAKE CHEESE
LEARN ME SOME MANNERS
PING PONG ETIQUETTE
MARS WOMEN ARE FOOLISH
BRING FINGERS
ANTI-BLING
TRUTH OR FLARES
PILLOW MAGIC
CHICKENBLEED
LADY VINEGAR
THE FANCY DANDYS
DEBONAIRE BLOWTORCH
OVUM & OUT
TWAT PACK
FRUITSPIT
MEANKILL
HELP! MY LEG’S TRAPPED IN A DOG
EAT MY HEAD OFF
GENOCIDE VOUCHER
MY CAT RULES
THE WORLD’S MOST NAKED MAN
FRED PERRY’S WINDPIPE
ALLIGATORS WITH ARMS
THE SUEDE LIPS
SHOUT WEDNESDAY
RETRO FANTASTIC
RADIO PLEASANT
RUINED PORK
IMP FOOD
LIVERSENSE
LEVELBREAD
DISTORTED FACIAL HOLE
ELFIN ATTRACTION
BIG STAB
THE POKER FACE PUGILISTS
LOLLYCOCK
TOP OF THE MILK
PARSLEY WAISTCOAT
THE START SOME SHIT BOYS
SWORD-LIKE PENIS
ELECTRIC BREADBIN
LILLIAN SPEAR & THE DECADENT SHOE TRIO
HOT YOGHURT
SIMON DANGER’S POINTLESS REASONS
FIDDLE ME DON’T
THE MAIMED PRIESTS
ZOMBIE CONFESSIONAL
SCUMGENE
MONEYSHIT
MAXIMUM ASSHOLE
SPEED RUBBISH
HARDCORE BROWN
SEMANTIC ANTIDOTE
COLONEL WARLOCK
PLANET MIDGET
DISASTER TRAFFIC
BROKEN & DEAD
PLEASE BE A MOUSE
TAKE ME POTATO

Stank Melliflow
Jobhand rictus
Dodothon CLusterbuck
The inkJectors
Heft und Klank
The Blue BLue LUbe
Underfunk
Thunderspunk
MandyMonk
The Kraken Trifecta
Ramp Stiffens
Tilda von Tilde
Helm the Harpsichord
Doppelwanger
Wanderooze
Cabinn Ruck
Haversack
The Tone-Stoned Barleygroan
The Thuds
Bliss Steamers
Planet Mangetout
Trocadillible
err
Rampant Pamphlets
Smeeeve

epic snail

ho ho ho fucking funny

carcrash dewdrops
the burning cisterns
the thirsty lank
jammy sputum
anti-pro wart huffers

planned depilation
rotund fartsquack
pele and the mopey crags
dirt fusty and the lemonic beeswax
cro-magnon petunias
doothus and the death-flies
people melters
fungus and the furriers
pocus Mcprang and the elephant dung-stackers
Show me your pelt
Ark-Anus
The Unguent
Plasma Spasms

Job Slot

The Electric Fuck Pirates

bun butter peanuts
feed bach and nois

Splat

mourning jew

Joseph Fritzl and the captives

Pilly Willys

I know one guy who is all of these bands…

Danny Glover’s mother’s lovers brothers covers band.
Cleveland Brown and the Cincinatti Bengals.
Sniff Boss and the
Guerilla Spastics.

Pave the World

P.O. Box 41

Space cuddle and the asstronauts

all shit names.
really is that the best yu can do.

FAKE DRUGS, HOODED JEANS, GIRLFRIENDSXBOYFRIENDS, PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET, QPQQ, PENGY,LOW-FI ART SCHOOL CLICHE, LEEKY SEEMS AND THE LOOSE PACKED HAM, INAPROPRIATE HAND GUESTURE, ADEBISI, TRAMPSWEE, THE FLOATING KNIVES, EIGHTIES SEX ZEBRA, LOW FREQUENCY RESIDENTS ASSOSIATION, PICTURES OF CHILDREN, MIMI ME, CAT AIDS (DJ SET), KIDS WITH HAIRCUTS, MC LAPBOOK, CROOKED SNATCH, STRAIGHT ARM DANCE CIRCLES, THE CROSSING SWORDS, VARIOUS CONTAINERS, JUGZ PARROT. SPLITSCREEN MONTAGE, SKIN COLOURED VEST, JUST-CLICK-YES, COLD DEAD FINGERS, YES MEANS NO, XYZENOPHOBE, KANYAE WEST-MIDDLANDS, GRIMEY MAN, IMPULSE LIZARD AND THE BAD DECISIONS, COUNTERFIT LEAN, MEAT RAFFLE, TRAMSTOP, EIGHTY PERCENT GAY, GOOGLEDONGLE, SIT DOWN PISS, THE O’RIELY BROTHERS, URBAN LIKE A FOX, LEMONY SENTED BACKPACK, UGLYTREE, BAD TOUCH AND THE GOOD TIMES, STEVENS DIARY, ANIMATED JAPANESE BOY, KURT KATONA, CARVED FROM HAM, FRONTBACK, STRANGERS, HAPPY WITH AVERAGE, TO BE CONFIRMED (TBC), GRAPESWIDTH, BICARBONATED SOKA, VERTUALY LYING DOWN, JOHN LOCKE AND THE OTHERS, SWOLLEN LEFT HAND, FEMALE BASEST AND THE FRONT MEN, MISTERY MEATS, MY SISTERS KIDS, SEXY KIDS, DAVES MATE, 2MAN TAMBAREEN, SOMEBODYS UNCLE, DOUBLE YOU W DUBSTEP, + COMPLIMENTARY WINE
http://berkavitch.blogspot.com

My band, Daljit Dhaliwal have a pretty weird name and 3/4 of us want to change it. Me and Gus, the keyboarder, want to change it to ‘Dog’ what you reckon? Fucking cool right?

Chasing the Homeless, Shit Sandwich, Penetrating Gaze, Robin Williams: Sex Therapist, Paedophilla Estavez, Cockaholics Anonymous, Robocock, Fuck… I’m Dead (Aussie grindcore)

dank pelmet
The blood-printers
cork squeezin’s
corpse park
hunchback melanomas
lesbotic icicles
D-Prave and the Less-venereal
Piss Fontayne
Teat-Flasher and the Tartar dolls

chicks on speed —> dicks on weed

Goblin Cock

Pig Flu and the canibalistic bacon eaters

I also knew i guy who was in a band called “the lightly salted tramp”…which i thought was pretty fuckin retarded

Don’t Felch Jehovah

curse these metal hands

dab my bad

private shop quartet

Vice & the We’reSoCools

Two Gays and a Chink!

Tsunami Beach Party

White Boys for Gay Jesus

WOMBAT FARM, dammit!

fumble tank
hoist the porpoise
shank my mystery dad
toupee familiar
poleaxed voletax
tranquil beaver farm
daylight shavings
sewn-up shitslit
etc

THE CRAVEN CRUMB SNUFFLERS
NOTHING BUT THE HOOF

Idle Threat

I have also invented (or named) a genre.
Impotent hardcore.

Satan’s Cock is the best band name I have heard (three lads called Dick and one called Damian in the band too - excellent)

Blood Trump

Wasp Anus

“My Other Band is a Porsche”

or

“The Double-Reverse Auto-Paedophiles”

Tin Dildo

Sacks and Smiles

Lord’s 4 Ladys

CORPSETHRONE (these seem to exist. And are exactly how i expected, Which is nice.)

Birthday Kids

Croydon Phlegm & The Basques
The Meat Tides
Wirey Leprechaun
Paint My Infanticide Stripey
Geese Are Gay
One In One Out
Bilely Virus
The Tapas Seven
The Adamantium Clause

even ur mum wanks
scum r the resistance
wemens rights
religion is child abuse
dad i wanna b a cop killer
thatcher’s dead
scumnation

american elephant
flex beethoven and the robot cock
totally polio
the burglars
DIRTY PURGATORY
touch your panda
weird pants
she named her vagina boris
The Metric Stormtroopers

The Bints/Sketty And The Bints.

lil an’ the letz

band name: horse fucks(bcuz we fuck horses)

Forward Wipe and Shitty Fannies

used to know this band called “Mike Hunt” was a pretty crazy group … great name

Did anybody ever use any of these far-out names for their band?

The Paedophileophiles

the tampon smoothies

Brian Sewel

We Butter The Bread With Butter.

memoirs of a pedaphilic, raping, murdering, racist mother.

Josef Fitzl ist mein farter.

the cervical smears.

Fritzl’d at Birth,
Chainsaw Circumcision,
Budweiser Badmen,
The Cool Crucifixions

The Picture
Of all Autumns
Leonard Heyman & The Lads
Jack of no trade
Wolfgang

the tail lifters
haberdashiel hamnnetsuke
cranial grasp
the sheriff of twat tariff

bush taint
THE ALL CAPS

MAGE AGAINST THE REGIME

A RATM covers band dressed as wizards playing lutes, flutes and other medieval instruments.

Just imagine… “F**K YOU. I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME” while prancing around in cloaks.

FUCK_YA_NAN

Charles Davenport and the Eugenics
Gum Stuck to My Shoe-Bottom
Darwin Platypus
Tai-Panzee
Teenage Nucleotide-Sequence-Errored Mercenary Reptiles
Peanut Butter and The Jams
Ku Klux Kittens
I Can’t Work This Goddamn Remote
Railway Hobo
I Fuck Your Nanna

Creepsichord
Latent bullshit
PIss pant party poopers
Total Mishap
Shady BooYacka
Lads with ‘nads
Milksop enema
The aching girdles

Do You Dig?

So much squandered potential there. ,

Our surveillance system compares what we expect to see with what we do see, tracking anomalies which, when observed, translate into anxiety. ,

trick squander bolus
tantric monocle
corfu knacker bank
spelunk on my race
teeter totter titfucker