Overheard by the Natwest on Kingland Road today:
Here’s the scene, two teenage mums (15ish) with babies in their prams. One says to the other: “I’m going to slice your baby up with a fucking knife!” Then then both high five and collapse laughing.
Am I missing something? Has “slice you your baby up with a fucking knife” become a euphemism for “my, how hasn’t she grown?” these days? Comments please.
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Reader Comments
April 25th, 2006
1:43 am
i’m pretty sure that was a joke in Thank You For Smoking. or maybe family guy or some shit
April 25th, 2006
8:40 am
who cares what teenage single mums in hackney say anyway?
April 25th, 2006
11:21 am
I saw a group hop on a bus on Essex Road.
They looked twelve.
My Melbourne friend who was fresh off the boat didnt believe that this baby had a baby.
” How did those tiny hips bring out a baby ? ”
It was earingly left as a rhetorical.
As for the comments, I guess the old bill better start carrying those security sweepers or babaies in hackney are going to experience the Chelsea smile.
April 25th, 2006
11:31 am
this is like the cunts leading the cunts, you talk fucking drivel….. vice is dying
April 25th, 2006
12:04 pm
‘Nang’ takes over Cockney slang
Teenagers in east London are forming their own brand of English and pushing out traditional Cockney slang, according to language experts.
A study by Sue Fox, from London’s Queen Mary’s College, found words such as “nang” - meaning good - were commonly used by youths in inner London.
Ms Fox said this “Multicultural London English” was influenced by a variety of languages such as Bengali.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4898960.stm
April 25th, 2006
4:52 pm
ahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahauahahaha foolish ppl!
April 26th, 2006
3:26 am
yeah its called ‘funny’. that is a fucking funny thing to say.
ygetme.
April 27th, 2006
9:52 pm
wish she did slice the little shitbag up getmebruv
April 28th, 2006
2:27 am
best overheard EVER, right here….
I was watching ‘Dawn of the Dead’ in the rowdiest cinema ever (peckham). At the scene near the beginning where the leading ladys baby gets zombified, a girl in the front row took the time out from her phonecall to shout at her friend next to her-
‘Urrrghh! That’s YOUR baby that is!’
Cracked the whole house up.
April 28th, 2006
8:18 pm
mebe a variation on:
“Maybe the dingo ate your baby!”
Heh.
April 28th, 2006
11:11 pm
Yeah, well fucking Jackson