Dear Vice,
This dude escaped from the local biker bar cause he choked the bartender. Then he came over to our house directly across the street and claimed be a better drinker than me, this chick and God himself. So after numerous countdowns to half slugged beers we slipped him the mickey (half a PBR filled with back wash, swill spit and liquers). This is the aftermath. Roofers rule,
Brendan
PS: Oh yeah, he tried to choke the girl in the pic too.
Reader Comments
April 25th, 2006
2:46 am
why didnt you kick the shit outta him for disrespecting you and your neighbourhood, piss on his face and leave him to die semi-naked in the snow? Piece of shit, probably works for vice.
April 25th, 2006
4:19 am
what a fucktard. god bless your mickey
April 25th, 2006
8:33 am
how come the girl has got an arctic anorak on and he’s got no shirt? or is that a beer coat he’s wearing?
April 25th, 2006
8:43 am
WHADDAYATALKING ABOUT?!?!
DUDES JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!
THEY JUSTA WANNA, THEY JUSTA WANNA…
April 25th, 2006
3:17 pm
When irony goes awry!
April 26th, 2006
4:55 am
LIEK OMGZ!!1! A real hick at our party! This is going to make such a good story at the Feist show tomorrow night!
April 26th, 2006
12:29 pm
Mikel, L.O.fuckingL.